Somewhere along the bumpy road of life I made a wrong turn and ended up in a metaphor, and so on that day a new and strange repository of words was born on the side of that road
and you, dear reader, ended up reading my poorly-thought-out dedication marker located just beyond the accident-scarred collision barrier of that road
and now you’re thinking about how safely you drive your own metaphors
but it’s ok — because when metaphors crash, they don’t crash like airplanes, they crash like couches
YES, THIS IS THE ACTUAL FIRST POST OF ORI.NZ