Somewhere along the bumpy road of life I made a wrong turn and ended up in a metaphor, and so on that day a new and strange repository of words was born on the side of that road
and you, dear reader, ended up reading my poorly-thought-out dedication marker located just beyond the accident-scarred collision barrier of that road
and now you’re thinking about how safely you drive your own metaphors
but it’s ok because when metaphors crash, they crash like couches, not airplanes
YES, THIS IS THE ACTUAL FIRST POST OF ORI.NZ