- I can open the desk at the hostel without pants, no problem.
- Other people (other people who aren’t me) can’t even come downstairs without pants.
- However, I still cannot cook salmon burgers naked and/or pants-free (waffers are still ok).
- I can be in a mariachi band (in my imagination) with no pants, because that’s actually a funnier image than just being in a mariachi band.
- I cannot be sworn in as the President of the United States without wearing pants. It sends the wrong message to the nation.
- I can take a nice bath with absolutely no pants — it is, in fact, recommended.
- Pants are encouraged for all trips to relatives house’s. Gramma has staunch morals.
- I cannot take a driver’s test without pants, but I can help someone get to a driver’s test with no pants.
- I could make mixed drinks with no pants if I were required.
- In fact, I can delegate tasks effectively while managing multiple priorities, solve problems proactively in a dynamic environment, work well against deadlines, all without pants.
- It is still not recommended to go to a job interview without pants.
- Similarly, inspecting apartments without pants can be problematic. Think of the children.
- I do a pretty good “Fuzzbottom McTickleface duke of Catchester” impression, if I am free of any pants I may or may not have worn.
- I wear pants if it’s cold out. It has not been cold out.
- For the record, it is perfectly fine to blog pantsless.
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