Accidentally bought the Jacques Cousteau tarot. It has a cool book!
After I climb a mountain, and hang out for awhile, a guy paramotors onto it right at sunset. Maybe this should disappoint me (since he cheated and I worked hard to climb it) but it does just seem like it’d be really cool. I’d rather do it myself someday.
A rival who likes to put me down works a job in a booth that I used to work. The boss there doesn’t trust me though (maybe I used to work there?), and I use this to my advantage. Whenever my rival tries to denigrate me by showing stuff on the computer I repeatedly show up behind the counter. Eventually I get my rival fired this way. Fuck that guy. Neat trick, innit.