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- Man, these people have a lot of named dance moves. “Kicking the Hobbit” is my favorite.11:47 PM Dec 31st, 2008 from Twitterrific
- Heya, Alameda, long time no see! @NomiMaybe your lizards are eyeing my pomegranate champagne.10:25 PM Dec 31st, 2008 from Twitterrific
- @bubsy012 Nooooooooooooohwell10:21 PM Dec 31st, 2008 from Twitterrific in reply to bubsy012
- Man, I really love txting in traffic. It’s so great we have these technolgies of convenient distraction.9:16 PM Dec 31st, 2008 from txt
- I know we’re not there yet, West Coast, but what the heck… Happy New Beer!8:36 PM Dec 31st, 2008 from Twitterrific
- Seems the electrical transformers in my neighborhood don’t know what to do with the extra second, either (ggg-ZUNK!!! wee-oo-wee-oo-wee-oo…)…6:59 PM Dec 31st, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @tyrsalvia Gah, that was weird. I think I must’ve blacked out for a second.4:18 PM Dec 31st, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to tyrsalvia
- The song is already stuck in my head. How is it fair that the song is *already* stuck in my head?!2:03 PM Dec 31st, 2008 from Twitterrific
- @panavatar See! You do the “whee” thing, too. That’s blatant misuse of your powers for whee.1:24 AM Dec 31st, 2008 from Twitterrific in reply to panavatar
- Yeah, no, I’d really like to cancel. Huh? I’d like to cancel. Uh huh. Cancel. Yes. Here’s my info again. Cancel. First born what?9:27 PM Dec 30th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @geoffreylalonde If only you had missed some. But, like technophobic pokémon, you’ve caught ’em all.5:15 PM Dec 30th, 2008 from Twitterrific in reply to geoffreylalonde
- @geoffreylalonde knows what a good profile pic is, too. Almost as important if you ask me.1:44 PM Dec 30th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to geoffreylalonde
- I… dammit, unintentioned abbreviational mimesis. Abandoning after FOUR years. Lexical codec FAIL.2:44 AM Dec 30th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- What’s that? The same day I migrate alla sudden $94.50 is preemptively renewed? No, Lunarpages.com. Hosted me 4 years but now—we’re through…2:34 AM Dec 30th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Would it be morally wrong to enter the Rickroll hotline as a domain’s administrative contact phone number?9:02 PM Dec 29th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @panavatar Small town, huh? I wonder if I can get KrOB to organize my records for me.5:15 PM Dec 29th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to panavatar
- I don’t think many people acknowledge what a big step in a relationship it is to merge web hosting accounts. I sure know it is.1:59 PM Dec 29th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @sonomabuzz I believe the profound part to which you refer is about bittersweetness? It’s just something I say. I like chocolate.1:46 PM Dec 29th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to sonomabuzz
- Watching Breakin’ 1: Gas Lantern Boogaloo. White people are so klutzy.2:13 AM Dec 29th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Ok, you think I’m twittering about you, but I’m NOT twittering about you. Except now I am (you vain bitch, Carly Simon).12:26 AM Dec 29th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Anything worth doing will, eventually, become bittersweet. The surprise lies in finding out how.12:17 AM Dec 29th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Well, since I’ve now pitched my biz idea to someone who isn’t also my fiancée, I hope he likes it too. It’s too young to die.4:39 AM Dec 28th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @Ozreiuosn You really shouldn’t have bought him his own stupid iPhone.10:06 PM Dec 27th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to Ozreiuosn
- If Train O leaves Museum R at approx 5:30pm and (family * time since)^2, can Train O arrive at Station SF before heat death of the universe?6:26 PM Dec 27th, 2008 from Twitterrific
- Alright, alright! Like herding cats through a museum wasn’t reward enough, I’m done with train pictures.5:40 PM Dec 27th, 2008 from Twitterrific
- Such an odd thing, revisiting fond, faded memories from childhood with an objective high-megapixel DSLR.3:03 PM Dec 27th, 2008 from Twitterrific
- Choo choo! Railroad museum! I knew there was a reason I came back to this stupid town.2:10 PM Dec 27th, 2008 from Twitterrific in reply to sleepbotzz
- Why sleep, when you can design pie-in-the-sky business plans and visit truck stop restaurants?2:31 AM Dec 27th, 2008 from Twitterrific
- Ah, yes iPhone transgression #1: tweeting about your dumb new iPhone. Moving on to #2: http://tinyurl.com/74jh9812:16 AM Dec 27th, 2008 from mobile web
- @Ozreiuosn Which is to say, of course, not very often 😛8:48 PM Dec 26th, 2008 from Twitterrific in reply to Ozreiuosn
- Well, thanks to @Ozreiuosn, I don’t have to keep the Christmas iPhone a secret anymore. Yeah, I’m one ‘a those people now.8:28 PM Dec 26th, 2008 from Twitterrific
- @Ozreiuosn Crap! I’ve been outed!7:53 PM Dec 26th, 2008 from Hahlo in reply to Ozreiuosn
- The great unanticipated faux pas of our relationship is that BOTH families live within driving distance. No one told us THIS would happen.5:06 PM Dec 26th, 2008 from Hahlo
- If these Almond Roca nuggets don’t hold out, we may not last another night in the wilderness of Sacramento.3:36 PM Dec 26th, 2008 from Hahlo
- Isn’t it nice to visit home for the holidays? Except replace ‘home’ with ‘crowded freeways’ and ‘visit’ with ‘bring emergency rations for.’3:32 PM Dec 26th, 2008 from Hahlo
- Is it over? Is it finally over?1:41 PM Dec 26th, 2008 from Hahlo
- I won the race 😀7:34 PM Dec 25th, 2008 from Hahlo
- @bob1woodboy Well, I have at least one very good hypothesis…4:54 PM Dec 25th, 2008 from Hahlo in reply to bob1woodboy
- And now, finally, the traditional Christmas race to get new jammies on!10:43 AM Dec 25th, 2008 from Hahlo
- Can’t help but notice how few cars are on the road this CHRISTMAS MORNING.9:43 AM Dec 25th, 2008 from Hahlo
- It appears that we slept through 2+ hours of the sound of an old phone ringing. Battery life would appear to confirm this.9:00 AM Dec 25th, 2008 from Hahlo
- ALARM FAIL! Errant klaxons have failed me before, but never like this. Gonna miss Christmas?8:33 AM Dec 25th, 2008 from Hahlo
- It’s KRIMMIS!12:00 AM Dec 25th, 2008 from Hahlo
- “Look, there’s a child attacking that poor tiger!” “It’ll have to be put down…”7:38 PM Dec 24th, 2008 from Hahlo
- Most popular giftbso far is “war string,” a loop of yarn used variously to tame tigers, garrote adversaries, and ride canines..7:31 PM Dec 24th, 2008 from Hahlo
- Lotta family here. The pile of presents is taller than the tree. There are more in the garage. I sympathize with the tree.7:18 PM Dec 24th, 2008 from Hahlo
- The rain, I feign, is driving me insane (actually, it’s the intense traffic and sleep deprivation).5:02 PM Dec 24th, 2008 from Hahlo
- It’s beginning to look a lot like we’re gonna be frickin’ late.2:39 PM Dec 24th, 2008 from Hahlo
- @satiredun Be forewarned, though, if that guy starts repeating ” where’s the squid?” you should leave IMMEDIATELY.5:02 AM Dec 24th, 2008 from Hahlo in reply to satiredun
- @satiredun Now I can say it: I know exactly how you feel. This thing is a proprietor of putz par excellance.4:57 AM Dec 24th, 2008 from Hahlo in reply to satiredun
- How many days have I had this? Yeah, I have a friend who just got broken out of jail for free.2:24 AM Dec 24th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- The first rule of holiday hint dropping: always confuse your marks. Or is it?9:33 PM Dec 23rd, 2008 from Hahlo
- Oh, thank goodness. I’ve so far avoided any hints about my numerous bookstore visits.9:22 PM Dec 23rd, 2008 from Hahlo
- @tyrsalvia and I shall now participate in that hallowed holiday tradition, the Last-Minute Gift Hussle-Fuss.6:35 PM Dec 23rd, 2008 from Hahlo in reply to tyrsalvia
- ‘Tis better to give than to receive. Example: our open network, The Mrowr Praxis, seems to work faster with the freeloaders than without.3:38 PM Dec 23rd, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @tyrsalvia Sounds like soylent greenwashing to me.1:38 PM Dec 23rd, 2008 from Hahlo in reply to tyrsalvia
- @sherilyn You hipster scum… the more you tighten your grip, the more thrift items will slip through your fingers (let’s call it a mashup).1:15 PM Dec 23rd, 2008 from Hahlo in reply to sherilyn
- This is madness, Streetsweeper! Only by joining our forces will we ever be able to defeat the scourge that is… _DOUCHEBAG PARKING JOBS_.10:16 AM Dec 23rd, 2008 from TwitterFox
- My only consolation is knowing that whatever jerk poured ice on my car last night probably froze to death anyways.9:28 AM Dec 23rd, 2008 from Hahlo
- Oi–“@6¿¡‘;:/-.,?’«»&?1_!’# MUST FEIGN NORMaL SLEEp ScHEDULE5:23 AM Dec 23rd, 2008 from Hahlo
- @panavatar “I should be more concerned—it’s a lot harder to make a dinosaur than a baby!” Got that right, ladyfriend.1:11 AM Dec 23rd, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to panavatar
- I know this makes me old to the kids, but when the COMPUTER is the thing that stays on in a power outage, it’s still bizzarro-world.1:05 AM Dec 23rd, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Oh yeah, ho ho ho. Your single strand of lights would look impressive if it were on the actual dollhouse your estate was modelled on.9:44 PM Dec 22nd, 2008 from Hahlo
- Christmastime lollygagging in St. Francis Wood. Seems there is enough parking in the city, it’s just unevenly distributed.9:27 PM Dec 22nd, 2008 from Hahlo
- Oh God, what if I turn into one of those people? Those… People.7:10 PM Dec 22nd, 2008 from Hahlo
- this thing is weirder than I thought it would be5:30 PM Dec 22nd, 2008 from Hahlo
- Honestly, who worships fruit? Well, besides my Canadian friend. He’s an old-time fruit-worshiper.2:35 PM Dec 22nd, 2008 from TwitterFox
- My parents have just finished their pitch—they’re trying to get me into a cult this Christmas. Can’t say it’s not tempting.2:27 PM Dec 22nd, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @bubsy012 It’s only silent because you don’t have the volume turned up on GChat. Also, you’re not on GChat.1:09 AM Dec 22nd, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to bubsy012
- I love Christmas. It’s the one time of year I can pull off my North Pole undies. Not, uh, “pull off,” but… oh, you know what I mean.12:57 AM Dec 22nd, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @nomimaybe I knew it! Called! Hope Springs Eternal. Coincidentally, I found a piece of tri-tip that I lost. Aren’t the holidays wonderful?11:46 PM Dec 21st, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to nomimaybe
- Desiging website for compatibility w/ Internet Explorer 6 + extra beer equals NOOOOO! Box model FAIL:!!11:26 PM Dec 21st, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Ha! Santa Claus killed all those people that were naked! Thank you, Bad Movie Night. Remind me why we don’t drnuk twtiter? aH!11:09 PM Dec 21st, 2008 from TwitterFox
- The self-satisfied giggling furball in my room wants everyone to know her finger puppets are SUPERCUTE. I stress: this is not peer-reviewed.7:30 PM Dec 21st, 2008 from TwitterFox
- To be fair, it’s mostly “Here comes Fatty with his Sack o’ Shit (and all them Stinkin’ Reindeer)” that does it. The Motown stuff is great.7:24 PM Dec 21st, 2008 from TwitterFox
- John Waters makes me feel dirty. However, his Christmas album is excellent, since I enjoy the “oh, I feel so dirty… and cheery!” feeling.7:14 PM Dec 21st, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @bubsy012 You can buy booze! Christmas booze!6:49 PM Dec 21st, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to bubsy012
- Feh—rainclothes!?! Nothing that can’t be accomplished by simply shellacking this faux fur hat.5:45 PM Dec 21st, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Gah, I wish I had some dry clothes. I remember putting them out…5:23 PM Dec 21st, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @sherilyn Personally, I think 29 is enough. Nice closer by the way. “The following film may contain one or more missing reels -The Mgmt”5:09 PM Dec 21st, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to sherilyn
- Ha! Look at those poor suckers who left a whole load of laundry out on the clothesline.3:48 PM Dec 21st, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @sfslim I believe you mean Professor Lidenbrock—Fogg is famous for his fantastical journey around the world rather than under it. So says I…2:30 PM Dec 21st, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to sfslim
- Impudent female! Return to your erstwhile slumber! I have necessity of hiding many, many tabs from you.1:40 PM Dec 21st, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Iä! Sadly, there will be no organized Cthulhu Caroling this solstice. Thankfully, “Him Who Is Not to be Named” will remain nameless.12:30 PM Dec 21st, 2008 from TwitterFox
- This Solstice, I’d like to celebrate by getting up early enough that the shortest day of the year doesn’t seem like it.12:10 PM Dec 21st, 2008 from TwitterFox
- This will be the latest-rising sun I will see until next year. That’ why I stayed awake. Yeah.7:07 AM Dec 20th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- My ladyfriend @panavatar had a brilliant idea earlier today. What’re your plans for this Solstice (Sunday)? Anyone up for Cthulu caroling?2:27 AM Dec 20th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Friday is the best day to go out. Does that mean one should not simply go home and eat tri-tip, “California’s cut of beef?” No.1:59 AM Dec 20th, 2008 from web
- Elsewhere Public Works Agency txts me: Beware false nonchalance. Under no circumstance visit these jack-a-napes: http://jejuneinstitute.org1:56 AM Dec 20th, 2008 from web
- Recommendation from @sfslim indicates I should investigate the Jejune Institute. Random 800 number posted on way home indicates conspiracy.1:25 AM Dec 20th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Singing? Dancing? It’s fantastic. I’m as baffled as anyone at my non-exposure to musical theater before age 23. I’ve made up for lost time.1:18 AM Dec 20th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- The Snowmiser show tonight was preposterously entertaining, and my talented roommate @rhiannononon deserves to be nominated for a SFEmmy.1:08 AM Dec 20th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @nomimaybe That’s what I thought about my vintage Model M keyboard, then a birthday came along, and whadda ya know. Keep hope alive.12:26 AM Dec 20th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to nomimaybe
- @frankchu “Amulfications of Adeste Fidelis Laeti Triumphantes,” definitely. I think it’s more poetic.12:22 AM Dec 20th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to frankchu
- “That’s more than enough housework,” she might say. And then she’d push him out the door to see the Snowmiser show. Oh, dreams do come true.9:38 PM Dec 19th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Nobody but me gets sentimental about switching keycaps anymore.1:32 AM Dec 19th, 2008 from web
- Police shoot real bullets into a special barrel. My roommate, ever clever, asks “they have fish in there?” Officer says, “not anymore.”10:33 PM Dec 18th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Bang bang bang! Multiple shots fired outside my home in the Mission! Eh, they don’t mean anything. http://tinyurl.com/3jzrq210:08 PM Dec 18th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @rickabruzzo Truly UNCANNY. Now, where are my new Shamizens?9:43 PM Dec 18th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to rickabruzzo
- @rickabruzzo My girlfriend and I really want to know how you’ve somehow accessed both our iTunes libraries from your radio station.9:33 PM Dec 18th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to rickabruzzo
- @SisterMable Really? Cause you seem like the type that belongs on http://wipipedia.org/8:11 PM Dec 18th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to SisterMable
- I love to type! Type, type, type! Type and be mail monkey. Prefer type.2:49 PM Dec 18th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @bubsy012 My heart goes out to all graduates of your institution. May the many random letters on your diplomas serve you well.1:54 PM Dec 18th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to bubsy012
- Wish fulfillment! I has new keyboard from love-of-life @panavatar! But it really, really smells. http://i42.tinypic.com/16ji…1:02 PM Dec 18th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Wikipedia gives us many gifts of knowing— I wanna know why someone would create an account just to disparage Blackie the Horse.10:45 AM Dec 18th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- On Wikipedia, everyone can hear you whine.2:00 AM Dec 18th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- When you use “quotation marks” like a pair of tongs—to handle ideas you “have contempt for”—it’s not “punctuation” it’s “being a douchebag.”…1:13 AM Dec 18th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @Ozreiuosn I see you too! Boy, this tweet would’ve been more effective four hours ago. Let’s pretend, shall we?12:42 AM Dec 18th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to Ozreiuosn
- Bastard keeps trying to speedy-delete Chicken John’s Wikipedia page! http://tinyurl.com/3rqjnt7:23 PM Dec 17th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- I wonder if they ever think about me, and my massive unreleased cache of recordings featuring them… http://archive.homepie.org4:04 AM Dec 17th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- “He said ‘you weren’t very good either, I think you bit me,’ and I said, ‘I didn’t exactly kiss you back, Monkey.'” Kids say the darndest…3:47 AM Dec 17th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- My, the secrets I hide by not announcing them here. Too many hidden projects lately.10:14 PM Dec 16th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- 48 years later, zombie Khrushchev rises from the grave, commandeers an Iraqi reporter, and gets his day on YouTube http://tinyurl.com/5q3ajx5:20 PM Dec 16th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- So that’s how it’s gonna be, new router? Either I can access you, OR the internet? Well, I know who my favorite is…2:10 AM Dec 16th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @sfslim Ooh! Ooh! Do hemoglobin! Just reading @RichardDawkins talk about it today. http://en.wikipedia.org/wik…4:46 PM Dec 15th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to sfslim
- The verdict: no one gets jury duty! Yay! Except everyone who did, which in this case wasn’t me.10:44 AM Dec 15th, 2008 from txt
- Here goes something…8:12 AM Dec 15th, 2008 from txt
- Oh yeah, this’ll be fun to ride through first thing tomorrow morning. Do they even have bike racks at the courthouse? Bet you they’re $1.50.2:03 AM Dec 15th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Let’s see… what’s the UGLIEST possible outfit I can wear to jury duty…1:05 AM Dec 15th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- ? rrrrah-DAT dat-dat-DUH dah-DUM-dum… dah-DAT da-da-DAH duh-dum… da-DAT dat-dah-DUH dah-DUM-dum… DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN DUH DUNNN! Teh-BIRTHDAY! ?…3:43 PM Dec 13th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- MAH NA MAH NA… doot-doo dee doodoo. MAH NA MAH NA… doot-doo dee doo. BIRTHDAY.3:17 PM Dec 13th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- I can smell my birthday baking in the kitchen.10:42 PM Dec 12th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- My mother inspires me to add this: I have a great relationship, live in an amazing city, and can be elected to the U.S. Congress tomorrow.6:45 PM Dec 12th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Dog died, GF’s mom died, fired from two jobs for absurdly bizarre reasons… I dunno, 2008’s kinda sucked for me. Or has *24* sucked?3:17 PM Dec 12th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Great, like 2008 needed another second. 4… 3… 2… 1… 1… Happy New Year! http://tr.im/27g59:25 AM Dec 12th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- “REALLY!?! … not really.” It’s that magical space in-between that makes deception such a delight.8:44 PM Dec 11th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- In fact, cannibalism is the only crime mentioned by name in the Constitution.8:39 PM Dec 11th, 2008 from web
- Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab perfume annoying me again… if I smell cookies, I damn well should be able to EAT cookies.7:25 PM Dec 11th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Rompope, Egg Nog, and Cherry Coke sprinkled w/ Nutmeg (a.k.a “holiday cinnamon sand”) = my new holiday beverage, the Cherry Nog Creamsicle.2:22 AM Dec 11th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @Rhiannononon Is it… a prospecting pick? The kind that a gold-miner would use?1:35 AM Dec 11th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to rhiannononon
- Perfect! This Christmas tree smells just like Christmas. Thank you, Delancey Street guys.8:25 PM Dec 10th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @SisterMable It was on the nightstand, and so was her retainer. It leaked last night, and she put in her retainer today. I’m fascinated too.5:18 PM Dec 10th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to SisterMable
- Anyways, the final verdict is that my girlfriend needs to stop mixing drugs—the caffeine in migraine pills and the caffeine in Dr. Pepper.5:01 PM Dec 10th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @girlsgonemad The only cardiac dysrhythmia she has is when it skips a beat on account she loves me so much.4:57 PM Dec 10th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to girlsgonemad
- “You can OD on Benadryl,” she opines.4:50 PM Dec 10th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- So she has me call Poison Control because she just ingested some anti-itch gel and has the shakes, but guess what? It’s liquid Benadryl.4:46 PM Dec 10th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- I seem to be getting a lot of non-fake, contributing, real people who want to follow me on Twitter. What am I doing wrong? [97]12:20 PM Dec 9th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @rhiannononon And you are ever so welcome, Ms. Easyplease. Turkey Pot Pie tomorrow.12:09 AM Dec 9th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to rhiannononon
- Well, seems it flew right past blazer season strait into scarf season. #whitewhine6:27 PM Dec 7th, 2008 from txt
- Whoa! The chicken in my dream last night scratched my hand FOR REAL! Krueger Chicken! (what, you don’t dream chickens?)2:18 PM Dec 7th, 2008 from txt
- @sfslim All I know is that in the 4 hours b/w that tweet and the last, we all lost a beloved friend… the Obamase.4:00 AM Dec 6th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to sfslim
- @rhiannononon I likr beer! And the other thign,,,11:17 PM Dec 5th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to rhiannononon
- Unemployed game #113: bagging your groceries at FoodsCo so fast, that when they eventually hire baggers, you’ll be the top of the list.11:14 PM Dec 5th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Oh, btw, the sunset at Tire Beach was *lovely* …thanks for asking (this ambient intimacy thing only works if you care, too).8:46 PM Dec 5th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- And yes, until I get a “real job” as a Lightroom jockey, it’s just this, and futile entreaties to be a roasted chestnut vendor.7:32 PM Dec 5th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Why is everyone always asking me, “why are you uploading Flickr pictures instead of getting a job?” This is the closest thing I have, folks.7:22 PM Dec 5th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- RELATED: one of the advantages of old-fashioned number-punching SMS it that it’s time-consuming and distracts you. From, you know, pirates.11:26 PM Dec 4th, 2008 from txt
- Post Readymade craft faire In-N-Out plans spoiled by drunk, vomiting teenage pirates. Much more annoying than real pirates.11:23 PM Dec 4th, 2008 from txt
- The snowclone stuck in my brain is writing checks my clever wit can’t cash.7:41 PM Dec 4th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Interestingly enough, Stigler’s Law of Eponymy (a.k.a. rule of lesser attribution) was… that’s right, not discovered by Stigler. Figures.2:56 AM Dec 4th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Man, I should have never taught her the magic pattern-interrupt “nobody cares about your stupid problems.” Now she’s abusing the magicalness1:41 AM Dec 3rd, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Hold on… this is bizarre. Are we so backward a culture that we still have no word yet for a unicorn/pegasus hybrid?10:33 PM Dec 2nd, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Most of Sunday was spent biking Golden Gate Park, pursuing the opposite of claustrophobia & tearing yet ANOTHER hole in a pants’ crotch.9:52 AM Dec 2nd, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Rather unfortunate, considering @sfslim makes people better Tweeters.9:42 AM Dec 2nd, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Bazaar Bizarre included sightings of @nomimaybe, @sflsim & @nifercritter, but as @panavatar previously opined, it was “rather impersonal.”9:37 AM Dec 2nd, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Thanksgiving gratefully spent w/ @sonomabuzz & @annielalo—otherwise known as “my parents” (only one of whom actually has a Twitter account)…9:29 AM Dec 2nd, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Got some ‘splaining to do…9:29 AM Dec 2nd, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @sandwichgirl I think you nailed it. You may have missed the ‘God thinks church is more important than football’ signs, though.12:09 PM Nov 30th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to sandwichgirl
- @tyrsalvia OMG! Flashbacks to my youth in Palm Springs where his metal visage, guarding a jug full of garbage, would scald 6 months a year.4:17 PM Nov 26th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to tyrsalvia
- Ok, hypothetically… say I’m a househusbund and I get chores (“women’s work”) done better in a skirt. Backwards sexism or stereotype hacking?…10:58 PM Nov 25th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @sleepbotzz kissed hello through the window! Oh, it’s cool to live in a small town. Now, how to get the smudge off.6:20 PM Nov 25th, 2008 from txt in reply to sleepbotzz
- That photo safari I went to? All that cross-processing last night? You can discover what I was yammering about now: http://tr.im/TISafari1:59 PM Nov 25th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @Orinz Ahh! Subject-verb, subject verb! And it’s more than five minutes ago… dammit! #OCDgrammarian11:25 PM Nov 24th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to Orinz
- Playing Secret Weakness again… My girlfriend is the only person I’ve ever known to have be viscerally repulsed by the EVIL THAT IS YARN.11:07 PM Nov 24th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- I, I shall go Flickring into this good night, and like happy children coloring outside lines, will cross-process till I can color no more.6:21 PM Nov 24th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- OH: “Eww! You ate something off that Comic Sans!” (Yes, OH in my bedroom)4:03 PM Nov 24th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- That’ll be the last time I do 2 craft fairs in a row. Wait, what’s that @panavatar? The schedule says otherwise? Well then. Nevermind.12:43 PM Nov 24th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @panavatar You’re just sayin’ that cause I have a binaural brainwave entrainment generator and translucent pink goggles. Nothin’ special.5:09 AM Nov 23rd, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to panavatar
- The quality of geotagging on Treasure Island is horrendous, especially these music festival ne’er-do-wells… Oh, me? I just woke up for this…12:12 AM Nov 23rd, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Plan is proceeding perfectly (she gets a craft fair, I get a Photojojo safari on Treasure Island).2:31 PM Nov 22nd, 2008 from txt
- Me, I just cleaned house and baked some homemade bread. In my favorite manskirt. How’s your Friday going?11:23 PM Nov 21st, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Ah, little reminders of what I dreamt last night: Chicken John flushed his brain down the toilet… to hide it. It’s cold in the septic tank…4:50 PM Nov 21st, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Another game, “Secret Weakness:” I play by watching someone use my blue hair dye, then getting totally depressed. Everyone’s is different!2:47 AM Nov 21st, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Another of Lynae’s good apartment games (there are many): What Did I Come In Here For? My least fav is called “Find The Smell.”11:02 PM Nov 20th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- “Honey, I love you.” “I love youtube.” … “What was that last syllable?”9:18 PM Nov 20th, 2008 from web
- Yeah, I busted a tire on my new/old Univega, but on the plus side I did get to pet that nice black cat which crossed… my… path.7:47 PM Nov 19th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @laughingsquid He thinks “Tenderloin” means “bad part of town,” and that San Francisco’s Tenderloin is in North Beach. Wakka wakka.4:17 PM Nov 19th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to laughingsquid
- I’ll be a great angry old man. At last, then, to blossom into the charming, noble truthsayer that publicly decries piss-poor planning. Yup.11:22 AM Nov 19th, 2008 from twhirl
- Sure, some people will be rude and show up for free day when they can obviously pay normal museum rate, but bringin’ em in by the busload?10:44 AM Nov 19th, 2008 from twhirl
- CAS allows tour buses on free day. If you can charter a bus, you can pay admission. Line stretched to De Young.9:52 AM Nov 19th, 2008 from txt
- How do I know I underslept? Only four tweets to read. Perfect storm of street-sweeping day/free museum day/not enough tweets day.7:34 AM Nov 19th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Everyone’s day sucked except mine. And I watched the Star Wars Holiday Special. THAT’S HOW BAD THINGS ARE.10:52 PM Nov 17th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @Ozreiuosn I just thought the rolled pant-legs were similar to ye olde gay colored-bandanna code that says things like “I enjoy sploshing.”4:40 PM Nov 17th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to Ozreiuosn
- Just think: one day culture will finally romanticize public transit, and the hipster elite will ride fixed-gear BART cars.4:33 PM Nov 17th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Ugh. Done. Figured out why the right pant-leg gets rolled up, and the BIG importance of tightening the seat. Remind me when I do this again.4:21 PM Nov 17th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Never understood the necessity of using “mark” to mark the start of something. Why not another name? Orin. On my Orin… ORIN.1:13 PM Nov 17th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- I’m making the perhaps questionable decision to take my new (old) bike with it’s new (old) seat on a 6-mile flyering errand. Pray 4 ma butt.12:43 PM Nov 17th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Seems I’ve ended up at my folks’ place in Santa Rosa. How does this keep happening? S’not like I planned it, called them, then drove here…1:28 AM Nov 16th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- OWW. Have now extracted a tiny inch-long pin deceptively lodged in foot. And here I thought I had nerve damage—pins and needles, indeed.2:59 PM Nov 15th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @bubsy012 Whoa! Are you serious?! I enjoy turkey AND books! Also, hello again finally.12:17 AM Nov 13th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to bubsy012
- Against all sound financial advice, I’m going to attend something that costs money. Don’t fail me now, Dr. Hal.8:56 PM Nov 12th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- It’s 53.95, ok? Stop asking,2:54 PM Nov 12th, 2008 from web
- @Ozreiuosn Bill Adama is your new bicycle.10:19 PM Nov 11th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to Ozreiuosn
- Unexpectedly, I respect someone in the msm again. MSNBC’s Keith Olbermann explains why gay marriage is about LOVE: http://tr.im/101i3:37 PM Nov 11th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @sonomabuzz Don’t worry, there’ll be another soon enough. Like, 12 hours.11:34 AM Nov 11th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to sonomabuzz
- @Ozreiuosn I said amateur, didn’t I? (P.S. – Did your Flickr icon change inexplicably this morning? Mine did.)11:13 AM Nov 11th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to Ozreiuosn
- So, what are my fellow amateur numerologists planning to do today, November 11th, at 11:11? I plan on having an epiphany.11:05 AM Nov 11th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- I didn’t use the word ‘retard’ until I was 14.9:23 PM Nov 10th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- My mom’s a sweet lady but she may be purposefully overestimating how much I’d enjoy special ed kids. She should know better, having done so.9:20 PM Nov 10th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @Ozreiuosn I like Sookie! I mean, she has her foibles, but she’s a MarySue who gives it up to vampires and reads redneck’s minds. C’mon…7:33 PM Nov 10th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to Ozreiuosn
- Recession sucks. That is all.6:35 PM Nov 10th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- This is getting ridiculous. It’s been a week. I need to stop dreaming of the Obama presidency.12:52 PM Nov 10th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- I can’t wait to have a kid. There’ll be a little person I can teach to power-cycle the router for me. But maybe I’ll get a monkey butler.3:10 PM Nov 9th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @sonomabuzz I dunno, I can see the new photos. Are there more? Check again.10:01 PM Nov 8th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to sonomabuzz
- All I wanna ask my fetishistic fan on Flickr is this: what makes you think I want *every* photo tagged girlfriend & feet also tagged ‘sexy’?7:27 PM Nov 8th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- You know… it’s stupid, it’s sentimental, but I still think it’s important to own at least one pair of boxers that two people can fit inside…3:03 PM Nov 8th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- When you have 6171 Flickr pictures, going sequentially backwards can be a stunning perceptual-reset… *this* much closer to figuring me out…1:50 AM Nov 8th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @sfslim They say the cost of living here is high. I say it still beats the alternative (in more ways than one).11:25 PM Nov 7th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to sfslim
- @rhiannononon I am not a follower, but rather a believer. I have been touched. There is noodly residue.11:24 PM Nov 7th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to rhiannononon
- Hiccup, burn self with boiling ramen, realize I missed #the NoOn8 rally… I don’t say this often, but FAIL. And I still have the hiccups.5:52 PM Nov 7th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @BarackObama is joking about dogs in his press conference. Said he wants a mutt, like him. Also: Nancy Reagan seances. Dude IS too awesome.12:10 PM Nov 7th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to BarackObama
- If you chose B), congratulations… you were wrong, too. We really need a better sleep schedule.12:04 PM Nov 7th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Hypothetically: say your girlfriend ALWAYS sleeps longer than you. Do you A) stay quiet hours on end B) wake gently C) just go back to sleep12:02 PM Nov 7th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- It doesn’t matter that my local grandpa’s collective helped me find the right wrench. This Model M keyboard is dead now. Sad face.1:05 AM Nov 7th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Consider the rule that every idea implies its opposite. What effect do you think all the concentrated anti-gay praying will eventually have?4:14 PM Nov 6th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @sleepbotzz Why am I favorable to http://or.ly/ ? The owl. Also, nobody else likes Libya.8:03 PM Nov 5th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to sleepbotzz
- “We’ll see if Mr. Obama becomes Uncle Sam or Uncle Tom” Yes, @chickenjohn, I agree that Ralph Nader can now go eat a bag of dicks.7:56 PM Nov 5th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @eriney My outpost in the east, defender of the spectrum, student embodied, and poster child for female-loving graphic designers everywhere.7:22 PM Nov 5th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to eriney
- @smellmyhead Bradbury was a total dick, but knew how to tell a butterfly story. Wait—is he dead yet? Anyways my grampa likes swearwords too…5:14 PM Nov 5th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to smellmyhead
- @metaphorge Compulsory voting works well in Australia, except the Northern Territory where previously those votes didn’t count. Puerto Rico?4:46 PM Nov 5th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to metaphorge
- Anyone who’s had a dinosaur named after them (Crichtonsaurus) has done good in my book. Resquiscat in pace, artifex celebrus.1:53 PM Nov 5th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- You weren’t always easy to love, Crichton; you took unpopular scientific positions and had odd tastes, but you made me strong with wonder.1:39 PM Nov 5th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- And no, I’ll never forget the bit in “Next” where he fictionalizes one of his critics then makes him a gay baby-pedophile with a micropenis.1:31 PM Nov 5th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- I’ll never forget the postulated intelligent bacteria in “Sphere,” caught in a human machine, which it concludes is a test meant for itself.1:17 PM Nov 5th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Michael Crichton, my childhood favorite author, has died. He is survived by his fans’ love (and blood relatives, I suppose) http://tr.im/u341:09 PM Nov 5th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Encouraging news of two lawsuits to overturn Prop. 8 comes from none other than former President @Bartlet http://tr.im/u2t12:56 PM Nov 5th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @sfslim Me too! And it’s a nice synchronicity that yours just popped up before I was about to do just that.11:14 AM Nov 5th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to sfslim
- Was there a one of you who did not feel a little more courageous, a little more centered, a little better tonight? If so txt and I’ll share.2:39 AM Nov 5th, 2008 from txt
- We just wanted to know where you were cause we’re going out soon, prolly to Pirate Cat.1:46 AM Nov 5th, 2008 from txt
- @Ozreiuosn We’ll return again. Two steps forward, one step back. Two steps forward, one step back…12:33 AM Nov 5th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to Ozreiuosn
- It’d be hard to overestimate how much San Fran likes this guy judging by the number of times I’ve called back his name to strangers tonight.11:39 PM Nov 4th, 2008 from txt
- Dear @pmcsf: I have heard the bad news and want to tell you that it’s not over. There are many more disgusting things than poop.9:55 PM Nov 4th, 2008 from txt
- The exciting and eccentric Mission superego has made a comeback from its long winter, right here at Pirate Cat Radio.9:11 PM Nov 4th, 2008 from txt
- The air fills with victorious trumpets and shouts of joy, adults skip down the street chanting and laughing, yelling their champion’s name.8:18 PM Nov 4th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Ok, there is quite a lot of shouting and car honking and I KNOW there’s no world series the Giants are in.8:04 PM Nov 4th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- One minute. This is it. Pools closing… now.8:00 PM Nov 4th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- My Quebeçois friend is getting bored and wants to know when California will finally close the pools.7:49 PM Nov 4th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- I’m glad that percentages only ever get this exciting once every four years. Virginia: 49.8% for Obama to 49.3% for that other one!7:11 PM Nov 4th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Breaking news! This just in: Orin Zebest now projects that San Francisco and everyone he likes will vote for Barack Obama!6:51 PM Nov 4th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Even though it almost surely won’t last, there’s an undeniable joy in seeing Alabama, Texas, and West Virginia turn blue.5:30 PM Nov 4th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- If the Sheehan-mobile went “AOOGAH!” instead of simply cranking its crummy RV radio up to 11 I’d feel worse about not voting for her.3:51 PM Nov 4th, 2008 from twhirl
- Indiana polls closing… less than 10 minutes… guys, are you excited? You excited yet? WE’RE GETTING EXCITED.2:53 PM Nov 4th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Virginia Tech’s polling station is 6.5 miles from campus, an unmarked one-lane road w/ 30 parking spots… for 5600 voters. http://tr.im/swo1:32 PM Nov 4th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Here’s something weird, though: the “I Voted” stickers in SF include Chinese, which should translate as ??—but mine has 2 extra sinographs…12:22 PM Nov 4th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Line was about a dozen long, took 10 minutes to drop off 2 ballots. Nice having the place be two blocks away. ¡Ya Voté! #votereport12:15 PM Nov 4th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- It’s weird being a Democrat and voting for the presumed winner. That’s never happened for me.11:13 AM Nov 4th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Why must democracy wait for my girlfriend’s hair to dry?10:37 AM Nov 4th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Fact is, I know only one American NOT voting for #Obama. He’s in Missouri, unfortunately, and it’s a toss-up state. We’ll see about that.12:48 AM Nov 4th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Obama landslide in Dixville Notch, fellow patriots. http://tinyurl.com/5nbdhu11:40 PM Nov 3rd, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Suit up, America. Game on.7:16 PM Nov 3rd, 2008 from web
- I just wanna let you all know that even though I’ve been tweet-fasting lately, I fully intend to be hollering with the best of you tomorrow.7:14 PM Nov 3rd, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Leeeetle bit worried about that electrical cord (the one I drilled a hole in) that’s still up on the roof.4:05 PM Nov 3rd, 2008 from TwitterFox
- The good choice now is to stay inside and pretend November is only one week long. We’ll be dropping off our ballots tomorrow.3:02 PM Nov 3rd, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Are you serious, Universe? Obama’s grandmother dies ONE DAY before her grandson gets elected president? http://tinyurl.com/5ltoos2:00 PM Nov 3rd, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Think I may have permanently scalded off some of my thumb-hair while finishing up that giant metal cabinet. It’s… a long story.1:11 AM Nov 3rd, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Very pleased at my apparent decision to avoid Nanowrimo this year. Writer? I hardly knew ‘er! Ha hahaHA! I wanna job.2:25 PM Nov 2nd, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Woooo!!!! I’m caught in a space-time loop! Double existence folding backwards on me! (Eat your riboflavin, kids.)1:37 AM Nov 2nd, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @sfslim “The difference between the same icon and almost the same icon is the difference between rainbows and rainbow gumballs.” -Mark Twain7:11 PM Nov 1st, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to sfslim
- This might be the perfect day for a series of scientific debates. I’ve prepared for Wonderfest with 3 pens and a blank notebook.12:01 PM Nov 1st, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @sfslim @Ozreiuosn If you guys are gonna have the same icon, and tweet the same things, just go ahead and finish each other’s sentences too.11:50 AM Nov 1st, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to sfslim
- About to hold my Batboy and touch my Batboy at a rockin’ house party it Richmond. One more Boone soon!10:11 PM Oct 31st, 2008 from txt
- Batboy commenceth! Fear, mortals!9:00 PM Oct 31st, 2008 from txt
- Frontiersman makes much better use of my squirrel-based resources, and I can bring my David Bowie knife.6:07 PM Oct 31st, 2008 from TwitterFox
- If I’da worked harder, I coulda made a pretty decent vacuum. But that costume sucks.5:35 PM Oct 31st, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Oh lord… she’s putting on the rabbit-skin pants. It’s like having a centaur girlfriend, except without the smell.4:15 PM Oct 31st, 2008 from twhirl
- Current plans include a performance of Batboy in Alameda and a street party in Richmond with the Neverwas. Et toi? Y tu? Und Sie? And you?2:57 PM Oct 31st, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @Ozreiuosn Something’s blocking out the sunlight here. What did I miss? Did Obama win yet?12:31 PM Oct 31st, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to Ozreiuosn
- “That’s not rust, it’s a patina!”12:27 AM Oct 31st, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Give it up for Paul! Paul will be going home, as it were, with a 40 of Mickeys and three bags of pre-sorted recycling. Much love to ya, man.9:51 PM Oct 30th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Said metal cabinet was procured from the basement of a goldrush-era house & brought upstairs w/ help from one of our helpful local homeless.9:46 PM Oct 30th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Scraping the shit outta this giant metal cabinet I got off Craigslist, listening to animal sounds recorded on vinyl. Good times.9:38 PM Oct 30th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @satiredun Ah, I remember when I saw the Decemberists with you. Fond memories of San Francisco moments.9:05 PM Oct 30th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to satiredun
- @SisterMable You know that you and @Ozreiuosn have the same icon? Y’all anti-octorians are getting confusing—I recommend rainbows somewhere…3:32 PM Oct 30th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to SisterMable
- @Ozreiuosn You know that you and @SisterMable have the same icon? Y’all anti-octorians are getting confusing—I recommend rainbows somewhere…3:32 PM Oct 30th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to Ozreiuosn
- Looking outside, I’m thinking that the ol’ toilet-paper-wrapped mummy is prolly a bad idea this year.3:24 PM Oct 30th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- I had to take pictures quickly. Sometimes I even surprise myself: http://tr.im/SakaiSun2:39 AM Oct 30th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Guys, it worked! “Star Wars Holiday” is now a Hot Election Topic http://tinyurl.com/69cj5a4:53 PM Oct 29th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- “Always check the subject line. Always DOUBLE check the subject line. What’d I tell you!?” -career counselor, if they actually knew anything3:47 PM Oct 28th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Had to get up to move the car. I’ve been awake fairly Long Now.9:27 AM Oct 28th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- There’s a hiring freeze at Salvation Army. Roll that off your tongue just once. Hiring freeze at Salvation Army.5:17 PM Oct 27th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Sometimes I get annoyed when bums refuse to ask me for money, but then I remember, hey! …I don’t have any damn money!3:55 PM Oct 27th, 2008 from txt
- The Sakai greenhouses in Richmond, long abandoned but still growing, are scheduled to become condos. Gather ye rosebuds while ye may.5:34 PM Oct 26th, 2008 from txt
- Abandoned greenhouses? A model railroad club only open on Sunday? This adventure feels like it should have dinosaurs.1:32 PM Oct 26th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Few ever advise what to do if you feel underqualified to vote on something. I don’t fully comprehend Prop 12—therefore, me not vote it.11:39 PM Oct 25th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- To clarify: SFBG thinks G.W. Bush is “insulting” to our plant. Scrutinizing each item makes me feel like a proud little citizen.7:16 PM Oct 25th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- I can no longer trust the SF Guardian based on their illogical non-support of Prop R. Researching contest-by-contest with pen in hand.5:51 PM Oct 25th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @satiredun F1RST!!!!1! OMGWTFBBQ3:43 PM Oct 25th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to satiredun
- Oh my, http://fivethirtyeight.com is looking good right about now. Chance of an Obama landslide is 48.15%. Still: vote early, vote often.3:27 PM Oct 25th, 2008 from Election 2008
- I have been shoehorned & conscripted into a late-night Wienerschnitzel run. Things bode slightly worse for my project’s completion.10:14 PM Oct 24th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- It’s not the most elegant little roof nest, but the moon sure looks pretty out here… the 60 watt CFL moon.9:38 PM Oct 24th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Although drilling a hole in the extension cord isn’t an ideal laptop on the roof scenario, it works. Pfft… “money and a room of your own.”7:37 PM Oct 24th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @sonomabuzz Distraction is the main problem with writing on a computer. I find a fullscreen notepad program helps: http://tr.im/jvn4:41 PM Oct 24th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to sonomabuzz
- When Obama wins I’ll have a job and health insurance and fellowship in an inspired Democratic base. Until then… West Wing reruns.4:22 PM Oct 24th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Skills I have: interacting with the public, web design and administration, many others. Skills I lack: getting out of the house before 4.4:09 PM Oct 24th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- In the dream, it’s not 2:00 in the afternoon.2:07 PM Oct 24th, 2008 from twhirl
- In the dream, those letterpress drawers are recursive miniatures of each floor, and moving a single slat changes whole rooms.2:04 PM Oct 24th, 2008 from twhirl
- In the dream, the fish tanks line the walls of all four stories in the kingdom.2:00 PM Oct 24th, 2008 from twhirl
- In the dream, the gumball machine in the shower is mostly decorative.1:59 PM Oct 24th, 2008 from twhirl
- You know what my problem is? I’m not forgiving enough. It’s been 3 months. I need to forget… that I was FIRED FOR CHANGING DESKTOP WALLPAPER…11:35 PM Oct 23rd, 2008 from TwitterFox
- 10-23-07! Never Forget! OiNK, R.I.P. Too many good places have we lost, friends. When pigs fly indeed… #oink #anniversary4:26 AM Oct 23rd, 2008 from TwitterFox
- I’m my girlfriend’s mail bitch. It’s actually a much more pleasant gig than my last job as a shipping clerk. Go figure.8:48 PM Oct 22nd, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @mikl_em Didn’t it just seem like a cameo from Futurama? Or am I thinking of “The Guide to Fats?”8:02 PM Oct 22nd, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to mikl_em
- Ok, I forgot that everything is funnier in Capslock. HOMOS FOUND A SHAVING LOOPHOLE.5:26 PM Oct 22nd, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @eriney Thankfully, face vs. leg razors are less problematic for you. Why do fundies think God hates homos? Homos found a shaving loophole.5:24 PM Oct 22nd, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to eriney
- I don’t know what most men are complaining about when HE shaves HIS face with HER leg razor, it seems to me they’re just… OWWWW.2:58 PM Oct 22nd, 2008 from TwitterFox
- How fascinated am I at the notion that Carl’s Jr. is hiring PhDs instead of me, just because PhD looks better on a résumé? Very fascinated…1:27 AM Oct 22nd, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Here’s hoping folks at UCSF give points for cleverly circumventing their Kobayashi Maru job application.11:23 PM Oct 20th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- For the record: generally not necessary to heavily JPG-compress your black-n-white unaliased Verdana title banner. Must supress nerd-froth……10:21 PM Oct 20th, 2008 from twhirl
- The toughest part of web-form job applications is overcoming the powerful need to scold piss-poor design. Oh, nevermind—no email link.10:15 PM Oct 20th, 2008 from twhirl
- I don’t care if forks ? knives; forks ? spoons either @panavatar. You wanna turn my hindbrain into a tinebrain? Stop throwing ’em then.6:18 PM Oct 20th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Recently, I’ve been getting into floatation tanks. Wondering if I have any consciousness-minded friends so I can get into a floatation tank.4:44 PM Oct 20th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @Ozreiuosn Did your old one get too RUSTY? BWaaahahaHA! #obvious #joke2:30 PM Oct 20th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to Ozreiuosn
- Somehow, I managed to avoid procrastinating all weekend. Oh, hello there Twitter.2:25 PM Oct 20th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @metaphorge I’ll join you on the het-buttsex bandwagon. Hope that comes out right (ha!) @SFslim is on record comparing it to Project Runway8:12 PM Oct 17th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to metaphorge
- @sfslim Your educational topic sounds a whole lot like topical politics.4:10 PM Oct 17th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to sfslim
- Visit was good family fun. I need a better 5-letter word for “parents,” but thanks for tweet-love @tyrsalvia, @SisterMable & @metaphorge 😉3:28 PM Oct 17th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Such behavior is especially evident when said company are the same people responsible for that upbringing. Folks, you still read my tweets?11:59 AM Oct 17th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- My middle-class upbringing causes me to do some strange things. Like clean and tidy and vacuum before company comes over. I blame the media.11:36 AM Oct 17th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Ten resumes dispatched into the world today! Glad to say that only one is a confirmed paper airplane conversion…5:55 PM Oct 16th, 2008 from txt
- Another one of my favorite apartment games, especially late at night: Will This Require Pants?3:27 AM Oct 16th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Oh friends, next time you have me cornered, ask me to tell the tale of the scalding hot garbage-water bath.12:10 AM Oct 16th, 2008 from twhirl
- @sfslim They always get us somehow don’t they? Just some female watching it across the room… before you know it you’re rooting for “spacey.”…12:06 AM Oct 16th, 2008 from twhirl in reply to sfslim
- Retweeting @Ozreiuosn: Set your phasers to “folksy”8:16 PM Oct 15th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Stop talking about Joe the Plumber! There’s gonna be a video game online TOMORROW. #current #mccain7:01 PM Oct 15th, 2008 from Election 2008
- Why do you like you’re running mate, McCain? **Blink, blink, blink** That, my friends, is called a tell. #current #mccain6:44 PM Oct 15th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Imma make a red white and blue t-shirt from the fabric of Democracy that tells people to get off my lawn. Sorry, curmudgeon-lovers. #current6:41 PM Oct 15th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Negative ad discussion summary: “No, you’ve been throwing spitballs!” “No, you!” “Spitball thrower!” #current6:32 PM Oct 15th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Why is no one ever concerned with the well-being of a little plumber named Mario? #current6:09 PM Oct 15th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Neato! Plugin got approved for hosting at WordPress.org. I feel so smart. Now, to upload to the svn… uh… upload to… Subversion works how?…3:09 PM Oct 15th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @flocker Whee! You don’t know how long I’ve waited for 2.0! Not that I haven’t been using the public beta for months… but still, whee!11:21 PM Oct 14th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to flocker
- Things I didn’t know… the word “plankton” has an opposite: nekton. Both coined by scientific illustrator Ernst Haeckel. Art has power.9:37 PM Oct 14th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @sleepbotzz So you’re saying that you have FIVE WEEKS worth of music on your radio station, and you think I don’t care to know these things?10:32 PM Oct 13th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to sleepbotzz
- What I’d give to be a garbageman, a janitor, the men’s room attendant for a dirty movie theater in this town. Anything.5:47 PM Oct 13th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- One always wonders with evolution. What if trilobytes had lived? What if 60s-era German lounge had birthed funk, instead of James Brown?3:52 PM Oct 13th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Twitter only allows so many ancient pageloads per while, and Last.fm never scrobbled the songs. Guess I’m a meme vector cause I just FAILed.2:58 PM Oct 13th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- When I lost my hostel job in January, I left behind a 4 hour power-gypsy playlist—now I’m cross-checking Last.fm and Twitter to get it back…1:07 PM Oct 13th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @laughingsquid I was under the impression, from @sflslim‘s tweets, that @theburningman WAS the official account… certainly seems that way.7:49 PM Oct 12th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to laughingsquid
- The Mission is already such a large and influential district no one blinks calling it “Mission Indie Mart” even though it’s in Potrero.6:52 PM Oct 12th, 2008 from txt
- Poopcake aside, in all seriousness, the thing that I truly adore about craft fairs is how many nerdy sexy self-reliant people show up.3:09 PM Oct 12th, 2008 from txt
- Two weeks ago, my girlfriend glazed a ceramic monkey. Today, I finally got to use “would you like to pet my monkey?” in conversation.2:30 PM Oct 12th, 2008 from txt
- “Bierocks for Barack,” empanadas for the cause. Say whatever you want–the man has a solidly marketable name.1:56 PM Oct 12th, 2008 from txt
- I’ve never been sure of the etiquette involved in offering to hold/restrain the children of strangers.1:51 PM Oct 12th, 2008 from txt
- The irony of swatting away real flies from your dog poop and fake fly cupcakes is not lost on me. Ah, craft fairs.12:50 PM Oct 12th, 2008 from txt
- Incidentally, @mikl_em, @sleepbotzz, and whole Wicker crew, apologies for my effusive (if deserved) superlatives throughout the evening.3:39 AM Oct 12th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @mikl_em I love theater geeks. No one bats an eye when I show up in an 85 year-old’s pinstripe suit, and the party couldn’ta done it better.3:26 AM Oct 12th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to mikl_em
- I has a Windsor knot for to see The Wicker Man @darkroomtheatre, plz to enjoy my playing dress-up, @rhiannononon7:43 PM Oct 11th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Polishing up my password plugin, watching Star Trek TNG, and learning some lessons: sometimes, they’re *both* B-plots.6:12 PM Oct 11th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Shut up, neighborhood political advocate. I don’t care who you want me to vote for supervisor. I’m voting @Bartlet this time.4:19 PM Oct 11th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- “My problem with the Scopes Monkey Trial is, was, and always will be this: there were never any monkeys ON TRIAL.” Please, @nonsequitur?2:57 PM Oct 11th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @nonsequitur Would you mind if I took that little-used Twitter name off your hands?9:39 PM Oct 10th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @sonomabuzz Fine with me. I attack the keyboard, then attack it again. Then I wake up and attack. Thing’s got more holes than swiss cheese.9:21 PM Oct 10th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to sonomabuzz
- “Between you and me: BUFFY’S NOT GAY!!!” I gotta start a Twitter account of my girlfriend’s non sequiturs.8:52 PM Oct 10th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Ugh. 22nd-century me drank the electro-metastasizing juice in my dream last night, and now I’m having multiple viewpoint withdrawls.2:23 PM Oct 10th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Unfortunately, at Chicken John’s art show featuring his campaign paperwork, I still couldn’t find the 10¢ contribution discrepancy.9:37 PM Oct 9th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- * DHL man delivers package * Me: “This is not the computer warranty component I’m looking for.”1:43 PM Oct 9th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Goodbye, beaten, ugly, broke-ass street chair. Outta my bedroom & back from whence you came. Hello, better-ass chair. You smell like lilacs.6:17 PM Oct 8th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- I find myself eating ramen again, and I wonder, “why would someone want to make *this* their staple?” Then I remember… North Korea.5:43 PM Oct 8th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Just kidding… that was yesterday, updating my résumé. WordPress plugins are really kinda fun to make.3:26 PM Oct 8th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Since starting to write a WordPress plugin today, 100 baby angels have died from all my cursing.3:26 PM Oct 8th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- If my roommates’ bed is a mashed potato (@rhiannononon) then my bed is a sprouted potato.2:51 PM Oct 8th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @missionmission Come, mister Tally-ban, tally me bah-nah-nuh — election come and me want not vote (something @panavatar said a week ago).11:00 PM Oct 7th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to missionmission
- Did he just say “telegraph?” He did, didn’t he? #mccain #current7:16 PM Oct 7th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- They said the wounds would heal. They said I’d get over it. Three years later, I still hate CSUMB with a burning, fierce vengeance.7:19 PM Oct 6th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @germinator Right over here, ice-free and full of loud chickens.8:31 AM Oct 6th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to jeromegv
- You give up on my riddle? The secret lies in what all that “Winterhalter” nonsense was a few weeks ago: http://glot.homepie.org/to/2014:20 PM Oct 4th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Home recording, demonstration, spectacular, “…and the [word intensifier]s,” Moog, olde tyme, fart & dinosaur. What do these have in common?…9:40 PM Oct 3rd, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @Ozreiuosn I know your hands hurt from typing but you can’t take the Vicodin and Percoset together. Things I learned watching The West Wing.12:06 AM Oct 3rd, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to Ozreiuosn
- Grudgingly, I admit that I love a woman who relentlessly calls me on things like misspelling “Tourette’s,” gee golly fartknocker.7:47 PM Oct 2nd, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Thank god none of this actually matters. #vpdebate #current7:31 PM Oct 2nd, 2008 from Election 2008
- No, no, don’t take the bait, Biden! You can’t look smarter than her, or people will think your head is too pointy! #current #biden7:24 PM Oct 2nd, 2008 from Election 2008
- Grudgingly, I admit that I love a woman who has Midwest housewife turrets (gosh darn gee willikers hoy McCoy…) #current #vpdebate7:16 PM Oct 2nd, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Presidential campaigns have a long tradition of mainstreaming flubs. “Normalcy” for “normality,” “subliminable,” and of course “noo-q-lurr.”6:57 PM Oct 2nd, 2008 from Election 2008
- What are some causes of climate change, candidates? Perhaps “the anthropocene,” our #current period of geologic history.6:32 PM Oct 2nd, 2008 from Election 2008
- “The Ultimate Bridge to Nowhere” BUUUURN! Aw, aw, aw, he said it!6:21 PM Oct 2nd, 2008 from Election 2008
- Am I the only one who hears “middle class” and translates it as “swing voters?” #current6:17 PM Oct 2nd, 2008 from Election 2008
- Watching the VP ‘bates through #current is the best political peanut gallery yet invented.6:07 PM Oct 2nd, 2008 from Election 2008
- Sometimes I think I keep tweeting just so I can go back later and figure out where it all went horrifically wrong. For my memoirs.3:18 PM Oct 2nd, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Like the country song says, some days you just feel like a Sunday paper on a Thursday morning. Not me, not today, not that that song exists……2:38 PM Oct 2nd, 2008 from TwitterFox
- “Just glazing my monkey, that’s all.” @Panavatar was born to tweet. What is WRONG with her? Doesn’t she know how adorably random she is?11:11 PM Oct 1st, 2008 from TwitterFox
- It’s over now. It’s done. Live. And I’m crazy for having done it. I don’t need praise. I need therapy. http://glot.homepie.org/9:42 PM Oct 1st, 2008 from twhirl
- @Ozreiuosn I would, but for one dead iPod. It said “very low battery” and hasn’t turned on since. Guess now I hafta shoot it & make glue.6:34 PM Oct 1st, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to Ozreiuosn
- Let’s not pretend I don’t know any sexy geeky people who’d be interested in geeky sex on camera: http://is.gd/3mfy9:12 PM Sep 30th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Star Trek forces me to ask whether aliens could evolve without the concept of “pleasure.” My sexy exobiologist verdict: palm, meet face.7:12 PM Sep 30th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- My left eye is doing that twitchy thing again. Why are the street lights to the east getting brighter all of a sudden?5:58 AM Sep 30th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Was Leo Strauss right in believing that Western Liberalism only leads to Nihilism? I don’t really care.10:11 PM Sep 29th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Good morning! Today is a good… oh. Today is gonna be one of those Hawaiian sorta timezone days, huh. Friggin’ Hawaii.5:09 PM Sep 29th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- There are 178 words for rain in the Ferengi language, but *none* for crispy. I know this because someone’s trying to cheer me up. It worked.4:54 PM Sep 27th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Scratch that. Screw everyone who wants to go to CAS. The line stretches around the concourse just for a “designated access pass.”2:44 PM Sep 27th, 2008 from txt
- For those looking for car entry to Cal Academy of Sciences, the northwest passage is open. Stop and smell the Rose Garden on the way there.2:12 PM Sep 27th, 2008 from txt
- I’m glad I’ve finally reached a point in my life where my hair requires ZERO work to get that “science-y” look for free museum day.12:07 PM Sep 27th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- The tragedy of the commons dictate that #Debate08, #current, & Horseshit be the first 3 “hot election topics” on http://election.twitter.com11:29 PM Sep 26th, 2008 from twhirl
- We got our own drinking game. When someone says “economy!” I apply for a job—and take a drink! Then another! Then start drinking!10:44 PM Sep 26th, 2008 from twhirl
- @sleepbotzz While I admit ur gen’ral rule that both men standing aren’t such tools, u urself may serve to show’t, every twit needn’t blow’t.10:37 PM Sep 26th, 2008 from web in reply to sleepbotzz
- Guess what I found at the dump’s art show—a bookcase! Guys? Guys, where’d you go? Isn’t it neat about my bookcase? Wanna debate my bookcase?…10:05 PM Sep 26th, 2008 from twhirl
- …unless you’re gonna be funny about it. Then be as mean as you want. Looks like non-sequiters using “Ahmadinejad” are a good bet. #debate08…9:46 PM Sep 26th, 2008 from twhirl
- I want you to know that I read all your tweets. This debate things has been hard on me, so next time, if you have nothing nice to say, STFU.9:32 PM Sep 26th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Lose my bank? I didn’t LOSE my bank, like “whoops, where’d my bank go?” THEY GOT BOUGHT.4:33 PM Sep 26th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Pancakes for dinner & tea for dessert & a nice long write-sit & I feel good & happy & alive & I still don’t have a job & that sucks.2:28 AM Sep 26th, 2008 from twhirl
- Rotten eggs with a hint of burned peanut: this fartpartment continues to earn its name.8:04 PM Sep 25th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- What do I get for finally calling the landlord to fix a broken drain? If it wasn’t where the raccoon died, it’s certainly where it suffered.6:50 PM Sep 25th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- I think the stink from the fink was linked to pink ink but thankfully he blinked, rethinked, and she stayed out of the clink.4:34 PM Sep 25th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- For an hour, I was looking for someone who even mildly resembled her. Her freak flag (pink-colored today) flies too high for doppelgängers.4:20 PM Sep 25th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Security at Cosco thought my woman stole Zigzags from the cigarette cage. 2 things: we don’t smoke; she’s a ceramicist. She can make pipes.4:13 PM Sep 25th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Ok, angry and frustrated and broke and disillusioned and tired. Not actually sick (knock on wood).8:56 PM Sep 24th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- At least I tried to get out of the house. Boy, I’m sick and tired of being sick and tired. It’s not a good color on me (and I love colors).8:44 PM Sep 24th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @sleepbotzz Like son, like father.4:43 PM Sep 24th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to sleepbotzz
- 2:00 bedtime IS going to sleep early. I’ll play your game; now get off my back, diurnocentrics.1:57 AM Sep 24th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Damn, L. Ron’s got some sloppy handwriting. I MEAN… UMM… I WAS JUST… Heil Hubbard!12:14 AM Sep 24th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Note to self: don’t read BonigBoing then Wikileaks.org. Makes me paranoid. Especially since I have AT&T internet. Hi there, NSA!12:07 AM Sep 24th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- A little bike jaunt to return these (fully read) library books ought to lift those spirits, eh? Cause that’s the plan, so shut up.4:53 PM Sep 23rd, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Recently completed, and recommended: Cory Doctorow’s “Overclocked,” a short story collection, and “Captain Raptor and the …4:52 PM Sep 23rd, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Do them comma dammit.4:11 PM Sep 23rd, 2008 from TwitterFox
- The tabs are there to remind you what you’ve been trying to do lately. When there are too many for words, only icons staring back, do them.4:10 PM Sep 23rd, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Drunk and cleaning. You know, in some countries they ingest mind-altering substances in order to do MORE work—I guess the Homeostasicrat …9:52 PM Sep 22nd, 2008 from twhirl
- Saw dinosaurs and trains today. She knows me pretty well.11:41 PM Sep 21st, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Girlfriend had a suprise day trip for me today, and it went “choo choo!”2:28 PM Sep 21st, 2008 from txt
- Arr the freeleech be nigh over soon, and… oh, that day ended two days ago. Don’t wanna change icons.5:48 AM Sep 21st, 2008 from TwitterFox
- How stringent are ye olde Society of Creative Anachronism? Must one be consistently anachronistic, or is “Jehoshaphat” now and again enough?8:54 PM Sep 19th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Hoy hoy! There be folk still in this wide world who dial wrong numbers? Was just myself thinking we’d edited that out in post.8:16 PM Sep 19th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- I remember those days, long gone, when DDOS was something that only happened to sites people didn’t like. No more.5:20 PM Sep 19th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Ahoy! Th’ torrents, they will flood, an’ th’ ship, it scrapes; there be bounty to be had. 11 albums and counting.4:57 PM Sep 19th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- For th’ rest o’ yous, “Talk Like a Pirate Day” comes but once a year. For fine folks of my caliber on What.cd it be a lifestyle.3:37 PM Sep 19th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- We have battered the fine ship What.cd beyond gentlemanly conduct, and she is taking on FAIL like a harlot in Freetown that’s nigh swabbed.3:08 PM Sep 19th, 2008 from web
- We rise with the tides, @panavatar! Ye scurvy dog, how dare ye mumble “pirate day’s easier on the internet” like that be a sorta excuse!2:44 PM Sep 19th, 2008 from web
- What.cd freeleech! See, I can get up before noon, I just need a good reason. Torrents ahoy!12:20 PM Sep 19th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Mastering my recording of Jascha + Jascha’s band at Philz. With the way things are going, I’ll be a paid audio engineer in 7 months.9:44 PM Sep 18th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- “Change comes from within,” says the axiom. Spare change comes from the gubmint, it looks like. Trickle-down theory = THEY’RE PEEING ON YOU.7:53 PM Sep 18th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Adamantly and nobly trying to ignore the banking industry shenanigans of late, I can’t help but notice that I’m still unemployed.7:51 PM Sep 18th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @twitter You guys brought back paging, whole and complete! MWAH! I was wondering what I did a year ago…6:27 PM Sep 18th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to twitter
- Today is the start of my third year in San Francisco. Wish me luck.5:13 PM Sep 18th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Paying gig ahoy! For the next hour or so, I’ll be editing together bits of an Obama speech for a ringtone. Again, for money. Money money.10:02 PM Sep 17th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Am I the only one who’s excited that soon, oh so soon, it will be blazer season?9:04 PM Sep 17th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- That ride quickly turned into a scavenging fest. Oh, who am I kidding—I left with a backpack. Warm summer afternoons…8:00 PM Sep 17th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Bike riding time! (this family-friendly tweet brought to you by Orin’s raging fear of disapproval.)6:05 PM Sep 17th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Guys! I made a tribble from my head!12:26 AM Sep 17th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Haircut in the bedroom, feels like home to me.10:26 PM Sep 16th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- More shutting yap later (my mother lurks my Twitter (Mom, don’t comment on me commenting on you lurking my Twitter)).4:10 PM Sep 16th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- I need to learn to shut my big digital yap, I guess.3:23 PM Sep 16th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Good juju, good juju, good juju! Cover letter sent. Oh, damn, forgot the resumé!4:36 PM Sep 15th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @girlsgonemad Icon change! I caught ya this time. Worry not about the records; I have a bittorrent offering in the works. Distributed old.12:13 PM Sep 15th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to girlsgonemad
- Did you know that the right channel is always quieter in records because the outside groove is the one that pushes the needle? Didn’t hafta.12:01 PM Sep 15th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- The goal is to get the vinyl to make the green bars go up high without going over, while staying near each other. Obsolete skill in ~5-10.11:51 AM Sep 15th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- I thought I might not be “detail-oriented” enough for Kink.com, then I realized I’ve spent the past 3 days fussing over treble variance.11:27 AM Sep 15th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Awoken with ‘Inspector Gadget’ pounding full volume inside my head. So, it’s gonna be one of those days…10:20 AM Sep 15th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Mission tip: Sunday is the best day for sidewalk finds, before the street cleaning Gestapo have their way with things.11:59 PM Sep 14th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- My neighborhood wants me to know that it’s like, hella nice outside. HELLA hella dude. Who says the streets can’t talk?4:33 PM Sep 14th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @lukechastain Oddly enough, that sounds like a Simpsons joke.4:28 PM Sep 14th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to lukechastain
- @girlsgonemad “Lynae, can you tell me what ‘EGL’ means in this context?” “Elegant Gothic Lolita. That’s what it’ll always mean for Caitlin.”3:45 PM Sep 14th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to girlsgonemad
- @darkroomtheater So neat that you finally showed up! good thing I came prepared: 1:57 AM Sep 14th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to darkroomtheater
- I totally understand those Sweet Valley kids now. This babysitting can be pretty fun. Even if the kid stays up past midnight(!).1:23 AM Sep 14th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- I’m afraid the sudden pull or the, err… the “vacuum energy,” as it were, will knock off the record player’s power. Excuse found!7:02 PM Sep 13th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- “Hugo Winterhalter Goes Gypsy” Sha-ZAAM! They don’t make ’em like they used to. No, really… this thing is old.6:31 PM Sep 13th, 2008 from web
- Cleaning day! That means I’m converting vinyl records to digital. Yes—I am easily distracted by neat projects.6:29 PM Sep 13th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @rhiannononon It’s just a rough draft for eye candy. There’s more where that came from.9:30 PM Sep 12th, 2008 from web in reply to rhiannononon
- It’s official: @rhiannononon‘s name has too many N’s in it. I should know, I hand-traced them: http://rhiannoncharisse.com8:48 PM Sep 12th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- There’s an opening at The Armory. Damn, that’s an appealing job. Damn, 2257 rules are frightening. Planning on what to tell my mother now…6:10 PM Sep 12th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Apply to all jobs you think you are qualified for. Especially if you are qualified to do a stop-motion short about anthropomorphic fruit.11:33 PM Sep 11th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- What do you mean I haven’t been around lately? Spore finished downloading.3:43 AM Sep 11th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Good job, CERN! Said the world (and the Pythons): “I’m not dead yet!”1:50 AM Sep 10th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Contact seems such an appropriate movie to watch on a night like tonight. Large Hadron Collider: Sagan approved. Starring Matt McConaughey.1:27 AM Sep 10th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- In an instant we could find out on YouTube. But it’s better to try and recall the theme from Tailspin by singing it wrong… many, many times…2:15 AM Sep 9th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Wait, I went to Sacramento today? Something about this pride-suppressant I’m taking to help me find a job must be screwing with me.11:57 PM Sep 8th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Somehow I lost a few hours. Vague memories of driving in a confusing place, and now my printer is different. A lot more books here too.11:42 PM Sep 8th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Let’s be clear, fast food vendors, we all want a job that “makes us smile,” but few want to be contractually obligated to do so.1:25 PM Sep 8th, 2008 from txt
- Hate when I do that… accidentally applied to a job scam again. At least they write me back.11:36 AM Sep 8th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- I always have to get in at least one good joke at Bad Movie Night. Tonight, it was Julia Roberts starring in “Boys Don’t Cry.”10:59 PM Sep 7th, 2008 from txt
- @mikl_em Would you shut up already? I’m trying to watch a damn movie.7:37 PM Sep 7th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to mikl_em
- The sun on my face, the wind in my hair… this roof thing could get to be a habit. I think Johnny Cash used to sing about not having these.6:32 PM Sep 7th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @rhiannononon I think I can make an exception for you, especially considering how many PBR carbohydrate supplements I’ve been enjoying.4:27 PM Sep 7th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to rhiannononon
- @sonomabuzz Oh yeah, there’s birthdays in my family, too. Nice to have you around, by the way!3:24 PM Sep 7th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to sonomabuzz
- Watching the stars come out, looking for jobs. I’m trying to convince myself this activity isn’t always unpleasant. It’s working.8:03 PM Sep 6th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- As the sun sets, the laptop boots. I ? non-standard rooftop activities.7:12 PM Sep 6th, 2008 from web
- A good trip to the public library usually includes that precious moment when I whip out my hand-me-down WinXP laptop in a sea of new iBooks.5:37 PM Sep 6th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Apparently, I’m too white to understand how unemployment works. So I’m told.5:22 PM Sep 6th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- I tempted fate and somebody else just got shot in the damn neighborhood. Yet another reason for my mother to worry. Damn heat.4:52 AM Sep 6th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Just once I wish windbags at community centers would stop to think if, in fact, “young children will accidentally get shot in the crossfire”12:14 AM Sep 6th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- So what, the president of Hell’s Angels SF branch got killed a block away Tues. That’s not scary for ME; that’s scary for rival biker gangs.12:01 AM Sep 6th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- It’s so quaint how older people (like, say, my parents) think that if the neighborhood’s dangerous that somehow makes it less attractive.11:32 PM Sep 5th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Earthquake!9:01 PM Sep 5th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Is there a more clever joy than sopping wet socks on a hot day?6:15 PM Sep 5th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Dude, the Mexican kid downstairs is a badass rubix cube solver. In other news, I retreived what I threw into our shared courtyard yesterday.4:11 PM Sep 5th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Web design is a nice hobby, but the idea of living on it feels really absurd. What client could I sell this to? http://x.se/v6wr Oh… hi 4am…4:44 AM Sep 5th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- It’s so fun when my brother is here. He’s the master of the one-man wave (a.k.a. falling backwards out of an office chair).8:20 PM Sep 4th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Hey, isn’t that my brother standing outside my apartment? Where’s his car? Doesn’t he live 50 miles away?7:26 PM Sep 4th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- OH: “Psst… Orin, there’s an enormous dog peeing next to us!”6:54 PM Sep 4th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Precita Park: the best SF park for dogs and for people to get hit in the head. And free wireless (bless you, kindly 2WIRE677).6:49 PM Sep 4th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Tennis balls: 1. Strangers in the park who get hit with them, and it’s really funny: 0.6:17 PM Sep 4th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @hotdogsladies I read that post. It was “Better” on Tumblr. http://x.se/5kau4:01 PM Sep 4th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to hotdogsladies
- @laughingsquid We’ve got a situation over here, Squid. @Rhiannononon and I are simultaneously trying to give the other an intervention.2:02 PM Sep 4th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to laughingsquid
- @metaphorge Yeah, but try watching the *last* film screenwritten by Paddy Chayefsky, “Altered States.” Only watchable on drugs, though.9:55 PM Sep 3rd, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to metaphorge
- @nomimaybe Dude! I had much the same result yesterday. I think we amateur internet repair experts are on to something.9:09 PM Sep 3rd, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to nomimaybe
- @panavatar Well, after the stench has faded, off we go to the Exploratorium for free day, then?2:51 PM Sep 3rd, 2008 from web in reply to panavatar
- Lose a hard drive… recover a hard drive! Download a hard drive—get your hosting account suspended. Typical (he said, in best C-3PO voice)…12:40 PM Sep 3rd, 2008 from web
- @rhiannononon So, you’re enjoying the “Captain Raptor and the Space Pirates” book I found for you?11:49 PM Sep 2nd, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to rhiannononon
- Dammit. Whomever is shooting their gun, you can stop now… we’re trying to watch the first Ferengi episode over here.10:30 PM Sep 2nd, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Wow, I had no idea that Windows still came with Telnet. Or that the telnet app was so shitty.7:11 PM Sep 2nd, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Ahh! Motrher-ffoooouuuck ›—› you can’t just!!!!! ššžŸœ ¦ ¤¦Á¼Þݼ»¹¦ (8 stupid!) ROUTER you will plz DIE NOW¿?¿6:57 PM Sep 2nd, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Pro: the hard disk recovery worked! Con: I have upwards of 15000 photos to download via FTP. Here they come now… they’re coming… little more…3:19 PM Sep 2nd, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @rhiannononon‘s brownies and @panavatar‘s cupcakes, btw? UTTERLY necessary for this fine morning—afternoon—whatever.1:28 PM Sep 2nd, 2008 from web in reply to rhiannononon
- Co-conspirator #2: The Postman. No, not the one with Costner.11:33 AM Aug 26th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- What a beautiful morning this is! What a beautiful day for a… shh. Well, off to meet co-conspirator #1.9:15 AM Aug 26th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @Orinz Unrelated: @panavatar has a birthday tomorrow. Okay, that could be related.8:23 PM Aug 25th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to Orinz
- I won’t imply that the world itself is cynical, merely lots of people in it. People like the United States Postal Service.6:06 PM Aug 25th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- I don’t begrudge cynics. There’s a certain pleasure in having one’s expectations met. That’s why songs rhyme.6:02 PM Aug 25th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Great. Now she’s listing me the contents of DrPepper.com. This can’t be good.11:47 PM Aug 24th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Whoa! Last Action Hero, Bad Movie Night, has distorted my reality perception. For @panavatar it’s even worse—Arnie’s butt looks cute to her…11:43 PM Aug 24th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Crazy! There’s some sort of Desert Fest thing going on in Nevada, and now there’s, like, tons of parking!4:19 PM Aug 24th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- So, is there, like, something going on next week?2:39 PM Aug 24th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- The bullets outside sounded like firecrackers. The drunk yuppies walking through the crime scene were weirder than the crime.1:17 AM Aug 24th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- The night has become more interesting with a trip to the nicest-smelling community garden on Potrero Hill.10:04 PM Aug 23rd, 2008 from txt
- In other news, my Saturday is passing slowly… in case you missed me napping and geotagging. By the way, I’m ready to be employed now.9:24 PM Aug 23rd, 2008 from TwitterFox
- I’m signing up for Panoramio for the simple fact that most of those suckas can’t tell AT&T park from a high school. Misplaced? HELLZ YEAH.9:13 PM Aug 23rd, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Oh lord, I needed that nap. That couch? I didn’t need that couch. Younz have to warn me next time I’m about to do that.6:41 PM Aug 23rd, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Craigslist is a lot more fun when you’re emailing people in Free and not Rejection Central. Did I say “Rejection Central?” I meant Jobs.2:21 PM Aug 22nd, 2008 from TwitterFox
- My poor fingers got so abused by that nasty, spiky, previously-electrified vagina today (usage note: ‘vagina’ funnier word than ‘vulva’).12:33 AM Aug 22nd, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @girlsgonemad Come to Bad Movie Night sometime! You’re guaranteed at least 4 WTFs/hour, usually more like 15.12:32 AM Aug 22nd, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to girlsgonemad
- Attempting (and failing) to help @tyrsalvia move her gigantic, unweildy, rusted metal vulva. This is what teenage dreams are not made of.7:13 PM Aug 21st, 2008 from txt
- No one needs to point out things which make me a hipster. I’m young, white, and live in The Mission. That’s enough.4:13 PM Aug 21st, 2008 from TwitterFox
- The hardest part of the neighbors carrying a couch down the stairs is listening to them talk about how awesome Dave Matthews is.4:01 PM Aug 21st, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @rhiannononon Owned a ferret? Me? Never. But now? It’s kin to “Absolutely No Machete Juggling”: http://www.x.se/ynty2:33 PM Aug 21st, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to rhiannononon
- Sometimes I get real angry thinking about what’s still illegal. Like owning ferrets. Big Lebowski: “Nice marmot,” said The Dude, knowingly.2:18 PM Aug 21st, 2008 from TwitterFox
- The hardest part of moving out that old futon is accepting that you *will* fall down the stairs once or twice.4:39 PM Aug 20th, 2008 from twhirl
- There’s something really comforting about the sound a q-tip box makes when you shake it. Especially after a bad day.4:23 AM Aug 20th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- My own simulation confirms that if humanity continues a destructive path robots WILL take over one day. And by “simulation” I mean SimEarth.1:13 AM Aug 19th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- dspillwed bwewer on thwe kweyboards agvain…12:36 AM Aug 19th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Looking at public FCC docs to discern placement of vital mouse innards is a great way to spend an afternoon… in heck.1:26 PM Aug 18th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Find glasses… they’re… oof, on the floor now. Why is my scroll wheel borked? And my FTP didn’t work. This sucks. Come back, @germinator!11:14 AM Aug 18th, 2008 from web
- @tyrsalvia That “make the kitchen smell like a bakery” tip has wonders for us here in our ant-partment.12:03 AM Aug 18th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to tyrsalvia
- @Ozreiuosn This series of non sequiturs is quite unusual for you. I’m concerned.12:02 AM Aug 18th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to Ozreiuosn
- Sad… @germinator is eating his last Mission burrito and playing “It’s Raining Men” one final time. We’ll miss you Frenchie.6:43 PM Aug 17th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- The primary lesson I’m taking in here is that filmmaking is way too expensive for it’s own good. #diydays2:09 PM Aug 17th, 2008 from txt
- No minidiscs in the Sony Store?! Guys, if you aren’t gonna sell em who will? You can’t just rely on Japan to hold out forever! #lost #format12:55 PM Aug 17th, 2008 from txt
- Me? Dressed at 10:30? This DIYDays thing is free, but with registration. That’s how they suck you in.10:30 AM Aug 17th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- The last dinner with @germinator is officially over. It’s always sad when friends leave the country, even if they ARE excellent GChatters.9:47 PM Aug 16th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Mission not accomplished. Nude beach to gray for nudity; everyone left. I brought my rainbow swim trunks for nuthin’.7:37 PM Aug 16th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Hm. This is unexpected. I haven’t the slightest idea what I should be wearing to a nude beach.2:00 PM Aug 16th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Even though Jascha Ephraim wrote me about that video I put on teh interwebs, I’m not gonna fanboy. I’ve learned my lesson… JASCHA EPHRAIM!1:51 AM Aug 16th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @lukechastain Well, no. There’s a nice Newcastle Brown in my hand though. What am I, French?1:35 AM Aug 16th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to lukechastain
- What’s that? You say you wanna do something on a Friday night, girlfriend? Why am I not surprised that includes mandatory ice cream…10:17 PM Aug 15th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Geosetter: when you don’t want to look like a dick by tagging your photo of Alcatraz on the Ross Ice Shelf.7:41 PM Aug 15th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- We here at Orin’s Flickr stream pride ourselves on having highly accurate geo-locating, thanks to Geosetter! http://geosetter.de/en/7:35 PM Aug 15th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Great. I just spent the last ten minutes of my life hoisting a gadget 9 feet in the air and waiting patiently. Thanks, @photojojo.7:18 PM Aug 15th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Lots of satisfaction can be had carefully curating your Flickr stream, but it’s just one of those dreams. You always have to keep running.5:29 PM Aug 15th, 2008 from twhirl
- Dear @Rhiannononon, it’s ok to overuse the capslock key. It’s for YELLING on the INTERNET. Sometimes you need to yell. ?, Twitter.4:14 PM Aug 15th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @germinator Depends… what are those rumors?3:13 PM Aug 15th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to jeromegv
- Ugh. Trying to get on a normal schedule. What’s wrong with you normies? You like this?10:06 AM Aug 15th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @panavatar I think this is why they hate us. And by us I mean “musicals.”12:46 AM Aug 15th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to panavatar
- The power of web 2.0 on media distribution, in a nutshell: I swung on a big swing today! Film at 11.9:12 PM Aug 14th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- …the things one realizes when making toothbrushing faces in the mirror.2:37 PM Aug 14th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- The muscles of my left eye are stronger than my right, resulting from the fact that when I was ten I thought a twitch would be funny.2:36 PM Aug 14th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @girlsgonemad He says I should be my *own* boss, that way I could sleep on my boss’ couch every night.10:51 PM Aug 13th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to girlsgonemad
- My poor friend @germinator. He thinks last night’s drinking adventure where he ended up sleeping on his boss’ couch isn’t worth Twittering!10:43 PM Aug 13th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @Ozreiuosn I know a seee-cret!10:24 PM Aug 13th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to Ozreiuosn
- My Albany Bulb pictures have been with me too long. I’m sending them away. Look at them, don’t look at them, here they are: http://x.se/pncv5:13 PM Aug 13th, 2008 from web
- Every time I eat chicken pot pie, it makes me nostalgic for college. Or maybe that’s just Starvation’s way of saying “fine, not today, lad…”…2:46 PM Aug 13th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Z.com, Nissan Z: “Last letter. First name in performance.” Once again, the ones with the most money have the least idea how to use it.11:21 PM Aug 12th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Single-letter domains impress me, but then again so the extra vowels not native to English. http://x.se11:08 PM Aug 12th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @panavatar: girls with bangs? guilty!10:57 PM Aug 12th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to panavatar
- I do enjoy going over the full list of Stuff White People Like and seeing how white I am compared to others. http://x.se/8tk310:49 PM Aug 12th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @panavatar is my new bicycle! Or at least, she will be once I finish teaching her how to ride one.5:18 PM Aug 12th, 2008 from txt in reply to panavatar
- These sure are some pretty spiderwebs. Side note: the excess of flies in our back room has been mitigated.3:06 PM Aug 12th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- News to me: Elephantitis is sexy, especially o\n bike rides.7:34 PM Aug 11th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @rhiannononon Seeing how this is such a beautiful day, I’m not sure I could refuse. If can still laugh at anything post-Craigslist, that is.3:19 PM Aug 11th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to rhiannononon
- @rhiannononon Google’s been fritzy today… this morning I got an ad for a bulk emailing service. And yes, I did notify the authorites.2:58 PM Aug 11th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to rhiannononon
- You can never go home again. Especially if you go there via Google Earth, and they’ve ripped out all the date palms.1:28 PM Aug 11th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- In the dream, I wake up and there’s no tweets to read. 68 is not none. #dream11:31 AM Aug 11th, 2008 from web
- In my universe, it makes perfect sense that I should have the theme from Goldfinger stuck in my head after watching Waterworld.12:31 AM Aug 11th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Whenever switching from contacts to glasses, things tend to get a foot or so further away. I’m practically blind. No, really.8:01 PM Aug 9th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Our home network is now open and free, or unsecured and vulnerable, depending on whom you ask. I say @rhiannononon is able to watch TV now.5:53 PM Aug 9th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- I’m imagining a far-reaching “craft network” which, at a moments notice, will be able to drop candle-making supplies anywhere there’s need.5:02 PM Aug 9th, 2008 from txt
- Guy at Scrap asked me if I’d rather be “off the grid” when making a donation. Two questions: why? and did I just ruin their system?4:42 PM Aug 9th, 2008 from txt
- Return to Oz was whimsical and I’m sad I didn’t see it as a youth. Beetlejuice has aged well. Ditched out from Feebles tho—still frightened…1:59 AM Aug 9th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Hello, organ grinder man! You look nice today.7:35 PM Aug 8th, 2008 from txt
- @rhiannononon Me and @panavatar wanna go! Especially for Return to Oz, says she. Feebles, though… that’s horrifying.5:38 PM Aug 8th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to rhiannononon
- @Ozreiuosn You know what you said about living on the wrong side of the bay, l’il miss drives-to-gigs? I call shenanigans (and good luck!).5:30 PM Aug 8th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to Ozreiuosn
- @girlsgonemad I figure he figures they should pay to ride just like everybody else. Doing dishes = cab fare.5:27 PM Aug 8th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to girlsgonemad
- I left photos & video of the Jascha Ephraim performance to upload overnight, and it worked!? That never works! http://vimeo.com/14903962:20 PM Aug 8th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @lukechastain Odd thing, that: wherever you go, there you aren’t.12:53 AM Aug 8th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to lukechastain
- Every event in San Francisco should be two blocks from my home. Side note: Orinz really appreciates Philz.9:41 PM Aug 7th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Jascha Ephraim show! It’s been so long since I used my binaural microphones I’d almost forgot how they work. http://is.gd/1j9v9:36 PM Aug 7th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- My two gay things: rainbows, interior decorating, short shorts, booty dancing, Twittering from the bathtub… uh oh.4:51 PM Aug 7th, 2008 from twhirl
- @rhiannononon is “guilty pleasure” the female equivalent of my theoretical “two gay things” (or 3, 4, 5…) allowed in the male paradigm?4:26 PM Aug 7th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to rhiannononon
- Ha! Up before noon! …in Hawaii.2:44 PM Aug 7th, 2008 from web
- Big Ol’ happy birthdays to @satiredun, @sfslim‘s dad, and @AinsleyofAttack (I think). Tim Berners-Lee debuted WWW today, 17 years ago.11:39 PM Aug 6th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- is about to enjoy some Antarctic photography as it’s never been enjoyed before… with Werner Herzog: Encounters At The toolongtotweet.8:58 PM Aug 6th, 2008 from txt
- If someone whom you wrote a blog about… err, GLOT about emails you, and you write back, and it’s 4 months later, do you still have a shot?1:46 PM Aug 6th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @Ozreiuosn Breaking News: local Orin plans to post comment on the Internet12:51 PM Aug 6th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to Ozreiuosn
- Ha! Up before noon!12:00 PM Aug 6th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- My favorite part about my girlfriend’s velcro skirt is… wait, why am I sitting here typing?11:22 PM Aug 5th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Sometimes the desire to escape Craigslist job postings is so powerful I involuntarily twitch. Not that there’s a voluntary twitch, I guess.10:03 PM Aug 5th, 2008 from web
- As of right now, I have attained the status of a What.cd POWER USER. Orin WINS the INTERNET!5:10 PM Aug 5th, 2008 from web
- “I like how you use this website just to advertise what you’re doing at the moment,” said cousin. See, you don’t need to *explain* Twitter.3:41 PM Aug 5th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Don’t tell the dozens of shady characters in my neighborhood that I’m watching t.A.t.U. videos. I… really can’t explain the appeal.4:13 AM Aug 5th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- You really wanna tell aliens what it means to be human? Just annotate the movie “Baraka” with Wikipedia links already. Less banal sci-fi!12:10 AM Aug 5th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- In other countries they let their 20 year-olds drink. I’m really glad someone got some use out of my old ID; looking at you QUEBEC.11:32 PM Aug 4th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @sfslim is a wordnerd, and proud of it.10:25 PM Aug 4th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to sfslim
- Bike rides to the library to return world music usually include trips to the burrito store. And so we live, and so we have lived…9:44 PM Aug 4th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @TelstarLogistic Now, would that be 24th and Folsom, 3 blocks from my house, or 24th and Fulton, clear across town?9:42 PM Aug 4th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to TelstarLogistic
- Illegal art has always been my favorite kind 😀8:05 PM Aug 4th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- The paper is cut, the ball rattles, and I have on my worst clothes. A stencil is about to be born.7:42 PM Aug 4th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- On a side note: I might be allergic to CostCo.7:09 PM Aug 4th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Listen female, me sneezing only deserves a casual “bless you,” not this “you just sneezed! ARE YOU OK!??!1!” stuff.7:09 PM Aug 4th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Miracle Fruit tablets!? You always know just what I want, @panavatar! (the perfect excuse to make you drink beer)3:16 PM Aug 4th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- My bilocating goat named Dimetrodon taught me the zen of humanity by hanging out with every family in the village at once. #dream12:57 PM Aug 4th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Dear media elites who keep referring to Obama as elite: this is his birthday cake http://is.gd/1dHG Now shut up.7:40 PM Aug 3rd, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Ooh! Neato stencil idea inspired by hobos! Eww… not that.7:08 PM Aug 3rd, 2008 from TwitterFox
- The front stoop is clean, if anyone cares. @panavatar, for the record, the stoop is NOT “stoops,” kay?5:43 PM Aug 3rd, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Imagine all the lovely pictures people are taking right this instant! Here I am cataloging mine.4:25 PM Aug 3rd, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Sure! The day became beautiful! But the enabling power of Geosetter http://is.gd/TBY means I’m more drawn to the computer. Damn me.4:22 PM Aug 3rd, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @panavatar @girlsgonemad If I could, I’d like to answer that with this tweet: http://tinyurl.com/5vpo322:38 PM Aug 3rd, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to panavatar
- It’s quarter to noon: time for brunch! My bike still doesn’t have handle grips so here’s hoping I can remove my hands from the bar later.11:48 AM Aug 3rd, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Wow, McLaren Park is a campground if all the rangers went on strike for two years.4:49 PM Aug 2nd, 2008 from txt
- Through with cleaning. You know what that means… the world is right again.3:08 PM Aug 2nd, 2008 from TwitterFox
- You know, it actually is quite bizarre that I am compelled to clean when I’m mad at someone Thanks, upbringing.1:51 PM Aug 2nd, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Sunset on my rooftop, and a cup of tea while watching the neighborhood below. Truly, who must be *taught* contemplation?8:34 PM Aug 1st, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @germinator Today is one of those days where I have to run on chilled Junior Mints and determination. I’m looking at you, ants.3:33 PM Aug 1st, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to jeromegv
- Me: “Ohmygod, goats can eat lit cigarettes!” Girlfriend: “dot com.”2:50 PM Aug 1st, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @Orinz I feel so violated. Or offended. Maybe this is perplexed. Have I been hoodwinked? Mild, reserved backlash becomes me.10:13 PM Jul 31st, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to Orinz
- What the hell is this “MobileMe Preferences” doing in my Control Panel? Trying to drop some hints, Apple?10:02 PM Jul 31st, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @rhiannononon Still more pizza, though! Ahmunna miss it when its gone.5:44 PM Jul 31st, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to rhiannononon
- I just marked @panavatar as ‘family’ on Flickr. Cue chorus of “awww.”3:55 PM Jul 31st, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @girlsgonemad We’re right here, silly!3:03 PM Jul 31st, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to girlsgonemad
- @rhiannononon Finally, I can prove I’ve been in a nightclub. Can I now composite the images to look like I know how to pose in a nightclub?2:51 PM Jul 31st, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to rhiannononon
- @Ozreiuosn Noooooooooooooooooohwell. December can’t be that far away (he hinted strongly).2:34 PM Jul 31st, 2008 from web in reply to Ozreiuosn
- @Ozreiuosn I have! I just figured you’re behind on your LaughingSquid reading and haven’t discovered Hahlo. *I* use Hahlo!2:19 PM Jul 31st, 2008 from Hahlo in reply to Ozreiuosn
- @girlsgonemad It makes sour things sweet! Lemons into lemonade! I can think of nothing more dangerous to American productivity.2:14 PM Jul 31st, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to girlsgonemad
- @Orinz Or yeah, maybe it’s just the big sugar industry charitably giving America *one more forbidden pleasure*. The more the merrier.2:10 PM Jul 31st, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to Orinz
- Miracle Fruit’s sweetener is illegal in the States. Under the fruity influence, the urge to kill just to taste someone’s juices is… strong…2:08 PM Jul 31st, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @Ozreiuosn Thanks be ta Jesus Gates! I was a leel bit worried we’d lost another one… another person who could get one before me birthday.2:03 PM Jul 31st, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to Ozreiuosn
- @Ozreiuosn I hatechoo. So. Much. We were in this *together!*1:47 PM Jul 31st, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to Ozreiuosn
- You know, overall, I feel that everyone on Twitter had a pretty good day yesterday. Keep up the good work folks.1:47 AM Jul 31st, 2008 from TwitterFox
- I’m 0.35 GB away from honorary power-usership on my favoritest music tracker, What.CD. I can practically taste it. Nerd… cred… nerd… cred……10:49 PM Jul 30th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Myth: Dreams of the World — themed musical poetry album previously lost to obscurity, now in .torrent. Only took ½ an hour http://is.gd/19Qj…8:26 PM Jul 30th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- I’ve used Google my whole life. My world just got blown by http://cuil.com …BANG! Power corrupts algorithms, too (so it would seem).7:18 PM Jul 30th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @sfslim http://twitpic.com/5z4b – By chance did you pick it up? Or, perhaps, is it just one of those things that needs to go back to nature?6:53 PM Jul 30th, 2008 from TwitPic in reply to sfslim
- Thomas Hawk, wherever you are, I salute you. Lightroom 2 is indeed fairly dern awesome http://tinyurl.com/69m3d54:19 PM Jul 30th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @lukechastain You have bailed on ale fail pale sale!10:22 PM Jul 29th, 2008 from txt in reply to lukechastain
- The failing fail has failed to fail at FAIL. In other news, I have impressive thumbs.10:17 PM Jul 29th, 2008 from txt
- @sleepbotzz get some Failwhale pale … Oh, just get some beer.10:16 PM Jul 29th, 2008 from txt in reply to sleepbotzz
- On borrowed tire pressure and with no handle grips, I shall attempt to make the Fail Whale Pale Ale party. This is gonna work or it’s gonna……8:13 PM Jul 29th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Oh, dood… is this what spiderwebs congeal to? Gummy-tack? And on the handles, no less. There must be some harsh chemical solvent for this.7:55 PM Jul 29th, 2008 from web
- Pfft! High gas prices aren’t enough to make me stop driving. We’re in ‘Merica, dammit. But having good parking? Hello, bicycle! Except…7:54 PM Jul 29th, 2008 from web
- Someone tell the group of drunk mariachi bands in my backyard that I am NOT going to clean up any more puke this week. Friggin’ Mission.6:41 PM Jul 29th, 2008 from web
- See what I did there? Instead of saying “I just moved the car cause of street clean” I made a broader observation. See how it works Homepie?10:11 AM Jul 29th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- When you live in the city and drive a car, it means you plan your life around street cleaning days. Be at peace with this. Ommmm…10:05 AM Jul 29th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- I am recent witness to a ride-by twittering while biking incident. “That’s not 140!” he yammered, the whole time spitting in Death’s eye.8:07 PM Jul 28th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- “Stupid shoes are stupid!” A more permeating syllogism was hardly ever spoke, dear LOLgirlfriend. Now: FoodsCo, ho!6:56 PM Jul 28th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Speaking of, remind me to use that great analogy about representation of homosexual mexican punk rockers in the orange county zine scene.6:47 PM Jul 28th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Girlfriend says that the only Russian vegan comedy club in the city is “closed for renovations.” It is a sad day for excessive adjectives.6:31 PM Jul 28th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @girlsgonemad I has some kipper snacks asada!5:16 PM Jul 28th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to girlsgonemad
- From now on “kipper snacks” will be my personal codeword for “meal of burrito.” Ask me how my day’s going. I dare you.4:54 PM Jul 28th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Should I worry that so many power poles in my neighborhood are loudly crackling? And people thought it was silly to buy a wireless keyboard……2:46 AM Jul 28th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- There was also a Blackula/zombie/skeleton and the magic word “Cinzanum.” I need to keep a pen near bedside; this doesn’t belong on Twitter.2:21 PM Jul 27th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- I’m dreaming of The Venture Brothers parachuting into a Nebraska tornado and finding The One Ring and… guy outside, plz stop puking so loud!…2:18 PM Jul 27th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @sleepbotzz Violence? I wish. It’s not so much “butch” as “chromatically sensitive” to own such a knife. So my douche subroutine informs me.2:38 AM Jul 27th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to sleepbotzz
- Drinking is fun! Stay in school, kids. That way you can enjoy “The Breakfast Club” someday. That concludes our summarizing tweet.1:27 AM Jul 27th, 2008 from Hahlo
- Anyone else ever connected headphones to the front port, just to hear the odd sounds computers make when they think we’re not listening? No?6:06 PM Jul 26th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- I don’t have art syndrome yet. Next time I’ll eat some papyrus with the elixir of the Gods on it, the kind found on Haight. Next time.2:42 PM Jul 26th, 2008 from txt
- You know that syndrome people get when they are exposed to a huge amount of fine art, and become overwhelmed with their own insignificance?2:41 PM Jul 26th, 2008 from txt
- Preemptively entering “Rosicrucian’ into T9, cause cell phone designers are racist.12:17 PM Jul 26th, 2008 from txt
- Get to go to the Rosicrucian museum tomorrow. Yay! We leave at 9:00 am. Oh. Morpheus, you fickle traitor.5:22 AM Jul 26th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @rhiannononon Well, your method does have its advantages. Like the fact that you have uploads from yesterday, while mine are from WEEKS ago.2:43 PM Jul 25th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to rhiannononon
- Take, transfer, import, pick, order, prune, tweak, title+tag, upload. That is the order of processing Flickrpix for public consumption.1:59 PM Jul 25th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Of course, girlfriend is eager to inform me that I yelled “so I hear you are looking for squid!! Where is your squid?!”1:23 PM Jul 25th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Writing last night’s dreams leads me to the broader realization that I can remember things I’ve read better than things I’ve actually done.1:22 PM Jul 25th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Those huge boxes of art supplies from @tyrsalvia I picked up earlier? Totally sharing them with folks like @rhiannononon and whomever else.11:51 PM Jul 24th, 2008 from web
- Ahh! Accidental blockade of ice cream carts! Bless this neighborhood.10:39 PM Jul 24th, 2008 from txt
- Some people really hate this town. Glad I have them around so I can finally attain my dream of living outside the U.S. http://is.gd/138X4:44 PM Jul 24th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @Orinz Oh yeah, I hung out with my Dad too early in the day. He does have that effect sometimes.11:57 AM Jul 24th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to Orinz
- I’m sometimes disconcerted by normality. I can see normal, hear normal, but today is a day unlike any other; it is unique. What gives?11:39 AM Jul 24th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Hiya Twitter. G’morning. Nobody but you knows that I stay up this late fixing computers. They don’t need to. Our little secret.4:36 AM Jul 24th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Dammit, song named “Djurjevdan,” get out of my head! Various ethnic groups disagree on your spelling and therefore I can’t find you online.9:49 PM Jul 23rd, 2008 from TwitterFox
- hffjgfhbevdjd!!!!!!1! (sent from my (roommate’s) iPod).9:06 PM Jul 23rd, 2008 from Hahlo
- Man, our kids aren’t gonna believe half the stuff we chose to blog about.7:52 PM Jul 23rd, 2008 from TwitterFox
- The irony of failwhales increasing as the *AIL meme works its course is not beyond me… nor our new über-memetic overlords, whom I welcome…5:23 PM Jul 23rd, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Hmm… “[The whole show] is about the beauty of failure. It’s about that failure happens to all of us…” FAIL EPIC. That’s all I got, folks…3:54 PM Jul 23rd, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Lately, I’ve been watching a great deal of Venture Brothers. Even resorted to reading the Wikipedia. Good world-building. http://is.gd/11XI3:31 PM Jul 23rd, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Bizarre… anyone ever tried to play one of those CD-Rs made to look like vinyl records on a real turntable? It sounds like _coded messages_3:17 PM Jul 22nd, 2008 from TwitterFox
- What the… that sounds like… someone nearby is watching Star Wars WITHOUT ME! (gee but I do enjoy being unemployed sometimes.)2:38 PM Jul 22nd, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Through clever usage of clothespin, have avoided usage of Dremel—which, despite my web 2.0 sensibilities, apparently isn’t spelled “Dreml.”…2:33 PM Jul 22nd, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @rhiannononon Now that we’re Flickr buddies, I guess I can share this with you and @germinator: http://is.gd/10HS2:07 PM Jul 22nd, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to rhiannononon
- @tyrsalvia Maybe I will perhaps come tomorrow then, methinks. Today might be not so good for you. Hope you found a cave.1:32 PM Jul 22nd, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to tyrsalvia
- Yesterday I cracked a fishtank. Today I’m boiling rocks and shells. Later, perhaps carve a pirate ship. These days are precious.11:52 AM Jul 22nd, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @Orinz (he Twitters casually, as if he had not already written a lengthy analysis of the drawbacks of the iThing.)10:36 PM Jul 21st, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to Orinz
- @rhiannononon @germinator There’s too many iThings in my house! Hey, my birthday is in only 145 days guys, HINT HINT.10:33 PM Jul 21st, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to rhiannononon
- Also, if you take your s/o’s cousins to meet your family for your Dad’s birthday, and they meet YOUR cousins… is that married?12:50 AM Jul 21st, 2008 from TwitterFox
- If you’re at the point in a relationship that you’re annoyed with your s/o’s aunt because she’s stealing your s/o’s cousins…call it married…12:39 AM Jul 21st, 2008 from TwitterFox
- “There aren’t any screw mounts.” What do you mean, it doesn’t have screw mounts? Does it use sticky tape? Oh, I see. Sticky tape.8:57 PM Jul 20th, 2008 from web
- Special cake and special people make for a very special family birthday. Now for some very special motherboard installation.8:26 PM Jul 20th, 2008 from web
- @rhiannononon I second the observation of @girlsgonemad that your tweets are accounted for. Not that I can read them, being in Santa Rosa.8:22 PM Jul 20th, 2008 from web in reply to rhiannononon
- @Ozreiuosn you tried to spell “hoe” so carefully so no one could make a joke at it, but too bad… that hoe done scraped your ass clean.8:21 PM Jul 20th, 2008 from web in reply to Ozreiuosn
- What?! 1:30 pm, how did you get here? And on my Dad’s birthday no less. Oh well… spend $140 on new computer presents and I’m allowed.1:52 PM Jul 20th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Mmm… the wild blackberries growing on the vein of used office chairs are much tastier than the ones growing on the vein of styrofoam.5:22 PM Jul 19th, 2008 from txt
- Time for the annual trip to the Albany Bulb. @panavatar says she saw a squirrel under a massive rusted pylon. Family fun!4:17 PM Jul 19th, 2008 from txt
- Ahh, no! There’s an iPhone in my house and it’s not mine! But @germinator, why is yours made by “PineApple?”12:23 PM Jul 19th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- This has gone too far. Now, she’s cheating at minesweeper.10:40 PM Jul 18th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Sutro Baths had more sand in it than I remember. Current mission: take teenage girls to creepy pet cemetery.5:54 PM Jul 18th, 2008 from txt
- Why, yes, I did donate to the XKCD candidate: http://is.gd/UPJ1:15 PM Jul 17th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Singing La Cucaracha in beeps is ladyfriend’s friendly way of saying “time for bed.” beebeebee beeep BEEP, beebeebee beeep BEEP…12:30 AM Jul 17th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- I’ve convinced 3 teenage girls to come home with me. I could think of a less pervy way to say “@panavatar‘s cousins are in town,” but why?6:33 PM Jul 16th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- If I’d known that playing honky-tonk to two year-olds would inspire them to take up playing accordion, I’d have done it a lot sooner.12:58 PM Jul 16th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Note to self: MUST stop making genocide jokes to strangers (but her doll shoe collection DID look like the itsy-bitsy killing fields).8:49 AM Jul 16th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Later, perhaps he’ll call his favorite local pirate radio station and see who is trying to talk to him through all that gypsy music.8:09 AM Jul 16th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Dressed in his favorite binary code-themed socks and fog-resistant peacoat, he trudges drearily out the door to avoid the parking ticket.7:56 AM Jul 16th, 2008 from twhirl
- Phyllo dough, blackberries, the zest of two lemons, and… the liver of an orphan? What kinda dessert you making here, girlfriend?9:33 PM Jul 15th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Know what boils my kettle? Everywhere I go, you can filter out NSFW images, but can’t filter *non-NSFW* images. Buncha sexists.8:29 PM Jul 15th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Zip-a-dee… Man, we had such awesome made-up words before psychedelics came along. Not everything means something. Hoop-see-do-dee-dawdle!7:33 PM Jul 15th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @satiredun Happy Butt Tuesday!7:31 PM Jul 15th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to satiredun
- Just finished sorting through 6 keyboards worth of individual keys, in neat little labeled baggies. Sometimes I despise my hobbies.5:43 PM Jul 15th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- A dude who usedta own megaspammer site that now has Zebest.com commented on my post about same. Now we can uselessly hate that guy TOGETHER.2:46 PM Jul 15th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- I can’t believe all the Twitwits are writing about hobo vagina just to show up in “trending topics”. Hobo vagina, hobo vagina. Kinda catchy.1:01 PM Jul 15th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- “Tetris game is totes stoops.” Hey, who taught you to talk like that in my house?!3:13 AM Jul 15th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @twitterfox Twitterfox functional again, emphasis on fun. The whole “not adding accounts” was really a problem in singons3.txt. Duly noted.12:28 AM Jul 15th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to TwitterFox
- Difference between air conditioner and hair conditioner: one cools your body, the other bodies your cool. I’m getting to be a real Twit-wit.11:40 PM Jul 14th, 2008 from twhirl
- @panavatar Hey, this thing looks fun, we should go to it tonight… what do you think? http://www.polyspeeddating….5:54 PM Jul 14th, 2008 from twhirl in reply to panavatar
- The floor of my bedroom is a primordial soup of computer cables, power cords, gadgets, parts, and blinking lights. I’m on Skynet’s shitlist.4:55 PM Jul 14th, 2008 from twhirl
- What a lovely full day of blissful unemployment.12:01 AM Jul 14th, 2008 from twhirl
- is currently picking wild blackberries at Fort Mason, and wondering why there are so many lost shoes on public parkland.5:52 PM Jul 13th, 2008 from txt
- *coughHACKchoke* Her: “You ok?” Me: Yah. It stopped as soon as you asked. Her: “Well, I would’ve asked sooner but I didn’t wanna interrupt.”3:22 PM Jul 13th, 2008 from twhirl
- Her: “Just because you keep calling me ‘wife’ doesn’t mean we’re married.” Me: Have you checked the law books lately? Her: “Yeah.” Me: Damn.3:04 PM Jul 13th, 2008 from twhirl
- @TwitterFox Hmm… still experiencing my own private bucket of fail. Typing up a bug report now.12:58 PM Jul 13th, 2008 from twhirl in reply to TwitterFox
- @sleepbotzz Not so! I seen her in t’other room not 10 minutes ago watchin’ some such film noir After-school Special. S’truth. Blame the API.11:45 PM Jul 12th, 2008 from twhirl in reply to sleepbotzz
- @girlsgonemad We shall help right this great injustice! We’ll call that iPhone user… err, AT&T customer, till they DEMAND it be given back11:43 PM Jul 12th, 2008 from twhirl in reply to girlsgonemad
- Tonight on shadow puppet theater: kitty ping-pong champion.10:57 PM Jul 12th, 2008 from twhirl
- Craft fairs? Total cruising ground for spiffed-out, good-lookin’ people who do interesting things. Must note this in flirting logbook.9:18 PM Jul 12th, 2008 from twhirl
- @rhiannononon One of the funnest things about having a foreign friend: explaining obscure and obscene sexual terms. Next: Arabian Goggles.9:55 PM Jul 11th, 2008 from twhirl in reply to rhiannononon
- These crafty business materials are coming along nicely. I sure hope there’s lots of people at the Renegade Craft Fair to take some.. *hint*7:46 PM Jul 11th, 2008 from twhirl
- Working for @panavatar now. Hope I don’t get fired from my house for Twittering this. Boy, that’d be awful wouldn’t it? #bitter #stillbitter5:36 PM Jul 11th, 2008 from twhirl
- The iPhone, futurism, alienation, utopia, the new Transparency, public transit: “Curse of the Unseeing i.” http://glot.homepie.org/to/1684:13 AM Jul 11th, 2008 from twhirl
- I’m gonna go talk to a drunk albino about trains. This’ll be awesome.12:35 AM Jul 11th, 2008 from twhirl
- Me: “Thinking about installing Vista. Any advice?” L’il brother: “Don’t do it, Bob! You’ve got so much to live for!”10:30 PM Jul 10th, 2008 from twhirl
- @sleepbotzz don’t feel bad. There’ll be plenty of time to fill in those extra tweets when you write your memoirs. Memoirs—a.k.a. retirement…10:29 PM Jul 10th, 2008 from twhirl in reply to sleepbotzz
- @tyrsalvia I long for the day when Twitterers will rule the world. Our day will come, friends. Only a matter of time… *cough* @BarackObama6:39 PM Jul 10th, 2008 from twhirl in reply to tyrsalvia
- I really kinda wish it’d been Twitter. At least then I’d have a better story. 140 characters :: 6 days :: 0 respect for company bandwidth.6:21 PM Jul 10th, 2008 from twhirl
- Survey: how many days should one reasonably allow after starting a job to stop looking at the last guy’s vacation photos? #bitter #sarcastic6:16 PM Jul 10th, 2008 from twhirl
- No joke: I’ve been fired for changing desktop wallpaper. It’s personal computer use (apparently). Been fired for stupider things, I guess.5:55 PM Jul 10th, 2008 from web
- @Ozreiuosn One of us is still sort of sleep/dreaming. The other one is… a joke I can’t make. And *there’s* my bus pass.9:19 AM Jul 10th, 2008 from twhirl in reply to Ozreiuosn
- Identity grid 5 to spatialis coordidatus 7788-stroke-157. Wake up. Stop dreaming now. This is real. Coordidatus locked. Where’s my bus pass?9:10 AM Jul 10th, 2008 from twhirl
- @sfslim Totally with you on that one. I’ve spread “Balls!” to Quebec, and have gone so far as to claim Creative Commons for it.10:03 PM Jul 9th, 2008 from web in reply to sfslim
- Twitter Seperation Anxiety building. Breakfast Seperation Anxiety somehow less urgent. Much more zen about breakfast than Twitter.9:12 AM Jul 9th, 2008 from twhirl
- Me: “Are people gonna think we’re Mormon if we have lotsa kids?” Her: “I don’t even WEAR underwear, much less wear MAGIC underwear.”12:13 AM Jul 9th, 2008 from twhirl
- @panavatar, hey, what are we going to do tonight? “The same thing we do every night, boyfriend… play Tetris and analyze Doctor Who!”2:08 AM Jul 8th, 2008 from twhirl in reply to panavatar
- Looking to get some opinions on tiny-short-itsy-teeny domain names. http://glot.homepie.org/to/173 password: little.7:17 PM Jul 6th, 2008 from twhirl
- Sigh. There’s a hard drive in my freezer. For those who understand what that means, I accept your condolences in advance.5:51 PM Jul 6th, 2008 from twhirl
- “Next year, on the Jerusalem!” Orin said, having meant to replace “Jerusalem” with “playa” so that it would have, in fact, made sense.11:02 PM Jul 4th, 2008 from web
- On the Treasure Island offramp, watching fireworks through clouds.9:35 PM Jul 4th, 2008 from txt
- Off to Dolores… I guess.8:38 PM Jul 4th, 2008 from web
- Pretty disappointed that Juplaya wasn’t possible. Been apologized to too much today.5:01 PM Jul 4th, 2008 from twhirl
- Although, seriously, if anybody wants to go, wants to share gas ‘sponsibilites, and wants to chat for 6 hours, I have a pickup and a plan.4:53 AM Jul 4th, 2008 from twhirl
- The choice has been made, the die have settled, and I still have never had a Bad Day (or good) at Black Rock. 4th of Juplaya next year.4:49 AM Jul 4th, 2008 from twhirl
- “TK-421 & Greedo Are Dead”: an absurdist, existentialist tragicomedy by Orin Zebest, thought up while watching Star Wars one night.10:27 PM Jul 2nd, 2008 from twhirl
- I was so ready to make him do the wallet phone thing. Look out dude; you’re famous.9:14 PM Jul 2nd, 2008 from web
- I really really _wanted_ to see @hotdogsladies at St. Francis Fountain. Nope. Just some dude who worked from a sketch of his head.9:05 PM Jul 2nd, 2008 from web
- @ozreiuosn I’ll teach your momma to suck eggs! And complain about how hard to txt your name is!4:29 PM Jul 2nd, 2008 from txt in reply to Ozreiuosn
- @metaphorge @tyrsalvia @satiredun @sfslim @rhiannononon @germinator @panavatar @ozreiuosn @girlsgonemad – I hereby initiate web drama!4:05 PM Jul 2nd, 2008 from web in reply to metaphorge
- 1747 words on why a good domain name (like OR.IN) is impossible. Rather amusing, if I toot this horn I’ve got http://glot.homepie.org/to/1691:50 AM Jul 2nd, 2008 from web
- @Orinz What? Twitter, that was sent three hours ago. Bad Twitter! No more money from… wait, how is this getting paid for anyways?1:37 AM Jul 2nd, 2008 from web in reply to Orinz
- Note to self: don’t start complaining about Alameda cops like it’s somthin new. How faux pas that would be.1:32 AM Jul 2nd, 2008 from txt
- Oh my lord! Canada day is almost over! Someone fetch me the bottle of maple syrup, so I may chug of it.11:57 PM Jul 1st, 2008 from twhirl
- Damn! The problem with being a good temp is that they keep hiring you for more, even if you’re perfectly happy being unemployed.5:40 PM Jul 1st, 2008 from txt
- This morning @panavatar smells like sandalwood and beans. That’s what happens when you meddle with perfumes, kids.12:59 PM Jul 1st, 2008 from twhirl
- What fantastic bullsiht there is that fills all the nooks and crannies of our lives. Mostly the crannies.11:37 PM Jun 30th, 2008 from twhirl
- Cleaning day!2:50 PM Jun 30th, 2008 from Twiddict
- Sometimes I just like to be the day’s earliest poster for the fickle fortunate few who follow me. It’s fun!5:35 AM Jun 30th, 2008 from twhirl
- Oh, by the way, I’m stll awake brainstorming 2-letter domains for Grenada’s .gd—only other decent-priced ccTLDs are .tc and .vg, which—yeah…5:32 AM Jun 30th, 2008 from twhirl
- Man, @germinator installed new firmware on our router yesterday and it is the shazziznit… that is not a word I use lighty, either.5:28 AM Jun 30th, 2008 from twhirl
- It’s 11:11.11:11 PM Jun 29th, 2008 from web
- My dad’s still using a computer from 2000. I’ve discovered it doesn’t even have a CPU fan. Hey! I can use my horrified nerd face!7:59 PM Jun 29th, 2008 from txt
- Much as I find their hand-knit granny panties, shall we say, “quaint.”2:49 PM Jun 29th, 2008 from txt
- I don’t mind the impression I make as the unwitting boyfriend who gets dragged to things like “Craftaluma.” Others find it quaint.2:48 PM Jun 29th, 2008 from txt
- I appreciate the calls for concern about my unusual sneezing, but is the phrase “shrapnel range” really necessary?5:32 PM Jun 28th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- One whole day lost on account of 1)hard drive failure 2)monitor output failure 3)failure to fix failures. Nerds don’t need bullies anymore.4:50 AM Jun 28th, 2008 from web
- It occurs to me that Allen Ginsberg is the only person EVER to be pleased at the invention of the text captcha: Thor mining embalms apples.9:18 PM Jun 26th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Road trips are a nice way to stop being concerned with things like this: http://whoisi.com/p/1082 (whoa! new aggregate aggregator!)9:10 PM Jun 26th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- It’s easy to tell when I have cash. I do… for the moment. Job did a good job. Now, I just need to figure out how to road trip on $1000.9:03 PM Jun 26th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Sometimes I get things just to give them tags on Flickr. Tags like “funnyhat.”9:00 PM Jun 26th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Keith and the Girl meetup in SF tonight? Why, I was editing it’s Wikipedia only yesterday. For those unfamiliar: it’s a podcast, I’m a dork.4:15 PM Jun 26th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Work ovah! Dunn! Tru! Now I can go home and work on that laptop I found on the street yesterday. Oh, I didn’t tell you? Yeah.12:02 PM Jun 26th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Wait-so all I needed to do to help the Presidential Memorial Commission was get a stupid badge? Wow! (stop pretending you didn’t know, Orin)8:03 PM Jun 25th, 2008 from txt
- Ergo ego ecto: “therefore I am out.” Not to be confused with Ergo ego Eggo: “therefore I am waffles.” Man, I wish I’d had those waffles.2:39 PM Jun 25th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Know that strange jealousy that comes unbidden when someone gets something you didn’t even want? Co-temp was hired full-time. Ergo ego ecto.2:08 PM Jun 25th, 2008 from web
- @eriney Just added an FTM and an MTF to my LJ friends. #oneupmanship11:26 AM Jun 25th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to eriney
- Six gummi bears dropped into a cup of water and left for two days results in an exquisite 3-D exploding still-life. Tastes like candy corn.9:22 AM Jun 25th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Me no can have waffles this morning cause me know leaving gas oven on is BAD. Toaster = bomb fuse.8:00 AM Jun 25th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- The irony of fervently rubbing “No Rub” contact solution into my eye after a tragic pice de gallo accident is not beyond me.9:08 PM Jun 24th, 2008 from web
- “Baby doll, sweetness, what version of Apache are you running?” — “Duh… errr… you… whut?”7:54 PM Jun 23rd, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @germinator @rhiannononon This is just getting weird.3:59 PM Jun 23rd, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to jeromegv
- @rhiannononon And yet somehow, we’re still all IM’ing and Twittering each other constantly. Welcome to the future!3:39 PM Jun 23rd, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to rhiannononon
- This job has wound down so much that now I’ll be on-call temping. And no, I don’t know how that works either.1:48 PM Jun 23rd, 2008 from txt
- Hey, parents: need any more reasons not to give your kids a hyphen? “To enter your last name, please use letters and numbers only.”1:35 PM Jun 23rd, 2008 from TwitterFox
- The only good reason to geotag photos is to relive the trip you took. It only becomes a problem if you went 4 months instead of 2 weeks.1:29 PM Jun 23rd, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Good morning, World! How are you this beautiful morn… eeuoh. 5:30.5:35 PM Jun 22nd, 2008 from web
- @tyrsalvia What fine timing that was! The stars align… or just the nerds.9:59 PM Jun 21st, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to tyrsalvia
- How do I know this? First party I’ve ever been to 2 years in a row, I’m leaving for now. Hail Eris! (it’s a Discordian party.)9:59 PM Jun 21st, 2008 from TwitterFox
- This time last year I had a friend visit me from 500 miles away. Haven’t seen that friend since last year.9:57 PM Jun 21st, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Oh, the long wasted days of summer, spent designing websites for friends and loved ones.3:20 PM Jun 21st, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Oh, man… tomorrow, choice of Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence at Raging Waters or Discordian Convention party. Life too awesome to choose!12:03 AM Jun 21st, 2008 from web
- Temp working means some days they have nothing for you to do, so you sit around and consider convincing famous biologists to join Twitter.10:51 AM Jun 20th, 2008 from web
- What on earth is “doppelganger” doing out of the dictionary? You get back in there…9:40 AM Jun 20th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Great… morning email from Richard Dawkins’ cybertoad doppelgänger, RichardDawkins.com. No—you can’t have @RichardDawkins, toad.9:37 AM Jun 20th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- O, string quartet that plays classic electronica, I love your Philip Glass-ish full album here: http://is.gd/BFk. Now please—let me buy you…3:15 PM Jun 19th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Whoa, a female webcock! (@PuppyL0ve) I didn’t know they made those. Now I just need a feminine term less offensive than what I’m considering3:06 PM Jun 19th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Really glad @panavatar made me read this comic. Feel silly that I made her watch The Matrix in exchange. King Mob> Keanu Reeves.6:07 PM Jun 18th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- “Corpse goddess stinking of death and lust/the thunderbolt strikes the bell/firesnake ripping through the spinal channels AaaAAaa!”6:02 PM Jun 18th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Whoa: “aggrade cyclometric septempartite protohymenopterous palpiferous hydronephelite.” When did spam become exposition for The Invisibles?5:59 PM Jun 18th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- For those having trouble like myself, here’s a direct link to the Firefox .exe http://is.gd/z6r and .dmg http://is.gd/zva1:50 PM Jun 17th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Out of curiosity, anyone hear about Fake Dawkins from me and/or read it in the Glot? http://glot.homepie.org/to/1701:11 PM Jun 17th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @sfslim But what might we do if they’re in an entrenched system, like the DNS? Do we smash the machine?12:29 PM Jun 17th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to sfslim
- Ah! The sea, she is rolling with the belchings of Failwhales! What’s next, Flickr needs a blubber massage?11:26 AM Jun 17th, 2008 from web
- You wanna know how down spreadfirefox.com is? It breaks downforeveryoneorjustme.com. I’m totally serious: http://is.gd/zve10:41 AM Jun 17th, 2008 from web
- “Currently, there is no world record for software downloads; Mozilla is trying to create one.” You think they’re gonna win?10:23 AM Jun 17th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Sorted myself out over this @Richard_Dawkins debacle. Too strong a word… the Dawkins disappoint. Read here: http://glot.homepie.org/to/1702:47 AM Jun 17th, 2008 from web
- @Panavatar just discovered a picture of herself on a site she was gonna advertise on, taken by moi. I did it! I won at Flickr! Can stop now!12:51 AM Jun 17th, 2008 from web in reply to panavatar
- @Richard_Dawkins Aww, well you fooled me for awhile. Take care of those memes for me while I’m gone. You just might be one.11:35 PM Jun 16th, 2008 from web in reply to RichDawkins
- Oh! Is home time. Love when it sneaks up on me like that. ‘Cept… not done *blogging*.5:00 PM Jun 16th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- http://or.in looks dead-on-arrival from where I stand. Blogging through the pain.3:06 PM Jun 16th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- “Are you okay?!” No, my balls just got caught in the paper shredder. Honestly, people.1:05 PM Jun 16th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- My humorous impulse to make a girlish wail every time there’s a loud noise is balanced by the knowledge of my co-workers lack of humor.1:03 PM Jun 16th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Bet no one else remembers those movies using so many stereotypical “eccentric scientist” bits. Hi—inventing doesn’t REQUIRE bad hair, okay…10:42 AM Jun 16th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Uggh… that’ll be the last time I watch all three Back to the Future movies in a row… whimsical and nostalgic, but makes me wanna invent.10:27 AM Jun 16th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Seems like every day, I look at the clock and it’s 11:11. Hm. Know that means *something*.11:12 PM Jun 14th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Well, now don’t I feel a little hasty sending that email to the unresponsive admin of Zebest.com telling them to go walk off a cyber-pier?12:32 PM Jun 14th, 2008 from web
- “You ordered for or.in but unfortunately it can’t be registered as minimum letters required for a .in domain is 3 letters.” Fuck. You. Too.12:16 PM Jun 14th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- It finally happened—I kicked a badly-parked car and somebody came out asking why I’d kicked it. I pointed. She said she’d had a bad night.12:05 AM Jun 14th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @tyrsalvia I can follow the man who coined the word “meme” on Twitter now? What a wonderful world this is.12:38 PM Jun 13th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to tyrsalvia
- Yup. Pretty sure I just purchased http://or.in. I have arrived.11:59 AM Jun 13th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- ohmygodsoexcitedyouguysomg 5 CHARACTER DOMAIN OF MY NAME OMG (one day I’ll look back on this as the reckless passion of youth)11:59 AM Jun 13th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Wanna be all civilized and sneeze into your arm when nothing else is around, like me? Every once in awhile you’ll miss and make a loud fart.9:54 AM Jun 13th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @Orinz *cough* that was, of course, meant to read “ICANN,” for those confused. I don’t feel enough respect to spell their name correctly.1:32 AM Jun 13th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to Orinz
- Hold on… BOUVET ISLAND has a TLD and Sealand doesn’t? For shame, ICAAN, for SHAME.9:34 PM Jun 12th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Just made the startling discovery my mate and I have somehow rolled our own lolspeak. Girls! Luvem! Wanna eat ’em!2:44 PM Jun 12th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @qDot ?? ??? ???? ????’? ??????? for… oh, nevermind. Twitter chokes on the Deseret characters anyways.10:33 AM Jun 12th, 2008 from web in reply to qDot
- @Ozreiuosn I’m skilled in all sorts of hugs, and although uncomfortable ones are not my specialty, I could certainly oblige a request.11:08 PM Jun 11th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to Ozreiuosn
- Tend to leave out words in sentences. Recent discovery. Figure people understand ’em anyways. Cowboy kinda feel to it.1:15 PM Jun 11th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Only years later do I realize the value of my English teachers’ advice… I find myself unable to write essays but in the dead of night.2:46 AM Jun 11th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- The minute I discovered the TLD of Libya is .ly, I naturally directed myself to http://or.ly …it is what I hoped it might be.12:02 AM Jun 11th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Should start a series of unlikely email addresses; Luvintheweb [at] aol.com has inspired me.1:56 PM Jun 10th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Remember how I asked you to think of words to put on my laptop, but you never did cause you’re busy? I need you now. http://is.gd/uzN12:31 PM Jun 10th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- I found my pen! You guys, you guys, I lost it, and I found it! I FOUUUND IT! Guys, I found it! My pen! GUYS!11:50 AM Jun 10th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- .info names are only $4.94 right now… hm… /me slaps wrist; NO, BAD TLD, BAD11:40 AM Jun 10th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- I swear, the day I receive another email beginning “Dear Administrative Professional” is the day I register ifuckurmother.biz.10:38 AM Jun 10th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Someone who cares about my finances, yet appreciates my penchant for utilizing the internet at all times… please advise re: $200 iPhone.2:02 PM Jun 9th, 2008 from twhirl
- I win at WordPress upgrades. I fail at working from work. Shh… try not to tell anyone.1:58 PM Jun 9th, 2008 from twhirl
- Have I mentioned how futuristic I feel whilst IMing to 3 different people in various rooms of my house? Tomorrowland imagineers, take note.11:50 PM Jun 8th, 2008 from twhirl
- Za Bakdaz and glossolalia! Klaus Nomi’s newest CD has arrived in the mail. Cusày Cusà! http://is.gd/tlu11:16 PM Jun 8th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Here it is, a lovely Saturday night, and me and the little lady @panavatar are too tired to go out. I feel like Twitter did a week ago.8:57 PM Jun 7th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Is knowing enough interesting things enough to make one interesting? “Pretty gift for quotation, a serviceable substitute for wit” and all?11:31 AM Jun 5th, 2008 from web
- Ok… Hot Chip’s awesome, happy democracy day, Sherilyn Connelly WAS AT MY HOUSE, new black heart goes good on sleeve. There—I twittered it…10:51 AM Jun 5th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- All my Twitters are belong to Barack Obama. Oh, sorry, mis-meme.9:06 PM Jun 3rd, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Dear Boss: thank you for leaving early. That means I’m the last person in this huge building & can do whatever I want! Woo! Going home now.6:33 PM Jun 1st, 2008 from TwitterFox
- …and then if I’m not dead in the past, killed by robots searching Twitter in the future, then Terminators don’t exist. Right?5:32 PM Jun 1st, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Twitter is good for testing against possible Terminators. Like if I say I was at Lee’s Sandwiches, corner Larkin and Willow, from 4:30-5…5:31 PM Jun 1st, 2008 from TwitterFox
- If the closer a simulation is to reality , the more infinite the computing power, won’t we HAFTA use programmed bacteria to decode proteins?2:56 PM Jun 1st, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @qDot with the aim of a more efficient kite-to-kite nuclear delivery system, no doubt. I might assist you with this… http://is.gd/p7z2:12 PM Jun 1st, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to qDot
- Typos piss me off. That’s why I read Stuff White People Like, so I know it’s not just me. http://is.gd/p78 Wikipedia conspicuously missing.2:01 PM Jun 1st, 2008 from web
- Sealand occupies a very specific dream-space within my psycho-geographic pantheon. The less described as ‘impossibly plausible,’ the better.1:53 PM Jun 1st, 2008 from web
- Oops! Did I say “pick up chicks?” I meant to say “read blogs about Sealand.”1:45 PM Jun 1st, 2008 from TwitterFox
- That was grueling. Computer repair is harder than car repair. Of course, you can’t pick up chicks with a car.1:12 PM Jun 1st, 2008 from TwitterFox
- OH: Reverse psychology. It’s like, a girl says, “I’m a freak.” and you’re like “I don’t believe you. Prove it.”6:50 PM May 30th, 2008 from txt
- Hold on… Google’s favicon changed?! This is too much for one day. Slow down there, internet.2:15 PM May 30th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- You didn’t cross them hard enough. I had to get a video card off Craigslist. And a $35 “hill parking” ticket. You’re all jerks.12:58 PM May 30th, 2008 from txt
- Careful, delicate computer assembly has consumed the last four hours of my life. Have arrived at chapter 3, “Crossing One’s Fingers.”9:47 PM May 29th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- I have just stumbled upon the direct line to the Colbert Report. Direct line. I have no idea what to do with this information.4:22 PM May 29th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Staring at the clock doesn’t get me any closer to that new motherboard waiting at home, but it does help me concentrate on avoiding work.3:44 PM May 29th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @satiredun Googlestalking is about as normal as looking someone up in the phone book. That is, if you still have a phonebook.3:25 PM May 29th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to satiredun
- I hold a Creative Commons license on the exclamation “balls!” You can use it as long as you attribute it to me, Orin Zebest.2:55 PM May 29th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- The more I live here, the more I know the real names of crazy fuckers on the bus. MUNI and I have a functioning dysfunctional relationship.9:31 AM May 29th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- The things I would do to see the Bulgarian State Radio & Television Female Vocal Choir a.k.a. Les Mysterés des Vois Bulgares.. like type it6:02 PM May 28th, 2008 from txt
- Going to see the Bulgarian State Radio & Television Female Vocal Choir a.k.a. Les Mysterés des Vois Bulgares a.k.a. near2long2tweet tonight…5:59 PM May 28th, 2008 from txt
- Let’s do this. I’m hereby Twitter-sourcing to see if anyone knows of a male-friendly solution to hide fripples. I got pro’lems.5:07 PM May 28th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- One of the simple joys of being male is utilizing the pure efficiency that is a waterless urinal. Hold on… what’s that smell?3:06 PM May 28th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Receptionist necking with that unlucky phone headset, you must realize that even from here you’re breathing is frightening to others.2:21 PM May 28th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Honestly, who graduates from a culinary academy and starts working at a place called “Donut Time?”1:41 PM May 28th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Stranger things have happened than me drinking a cuppa coffee, but I don’t have a time machine on hand to make myself a dinosaur egg omelet.1:22 PM May 28th, 2008 from web
- @germinator Oh, it seems wonderful at first, friend, but be warned: this is a City of Cannibals! (http://is.gd/n7Q)12:04 PM May 28th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to jeromegv
- @qDot Lawyer took one look at you and said “that’s the Teledildonics guy!” Happened to me once with the word “book.”11:14 AM May 28th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to qDot
- What are you doing? Resisting the urge to send links to package tracking pages, that’s what.10:40 AM May 28th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- I’m the kind of optimist who rolls out of bed 10 minutes before work & calls to say that I’m just stepping out the door. Works like a charm.10:19 AM May 28th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- (Shut UP, Twitter… I don’t need everyone knowing that I blog from work. Or that I blog, for that matter.)4:35 PM May 27th, 2008 from web
- Newest GLOT ‘Roommating’ – http://glot.homepie.org/pos…4:30 PM May 27th, 2008 from web
- Is it bad that, 15 years after the movie, I still expect relative strangers to get the Jurassic Park references I constantly make?3:30 PM May 27th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- One of the perks of shuffling jobs in San Francisco is that oftentimes you can keep going back to the same good restaurants (Lahore Karahi).12:55 PM May 27th, 2008 from txt
- No seriously. My job includes emailing people on Facebook. Thanks, 21st century, you made working for The Man boring all over again.9:47 AM May 27th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Super-secret office internet filter trick: just use ‘https’ instead of http. Then you can actually do your job and email people on Facebook.9:30 AM May 27th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- It’s nice making things. It’s nice to be able to prove it http://tinyurl.com/6jeh3t12:00 AM May 27th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- It took me two months to assemble the materials, but the creation of an EOS-mounted Holga lens is only hours away http://tinyurl.com/6er2ep7:49 PM May 26th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- To the fish, I am a Stick-God creating life-giving worms from the end of my God-stick. Speak softly, my little puffer friends.6:07 PM May 26th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Tracking new computer: *refresh* DAMN! Still in Dallas. *refresh* DAMN! Still in Dallas. *refresh* DAMN! Still in Dallas. Life is XKCD.3:57 PM May 26th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Our house is at the bottom of a giant U made of Carnaval parade, and I can’t get out. Oops! 1000th tweet.11:53 AM May 25th, 2008 from txt
- Quite happy that today I wore my black peacoat (recently street-begotten). Everyone else is moved outta here, and they cut the heat.4:43 PM May 24th, 2008 from web
- has decided that waiting for his twitterversary is a dumb idea. In other news, no one cares. In other OTHER news Favrd is not likely for me.1:37 PM May 24th, 2008 from web
- I have determined @confession is a stupid idea. Twitter, you can shut it down. Ariel Waldman’s right. Anonymity can be good—can be dumb too…9:09 PM May 22nd, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Nuthin’ like two open bottlesving, creative, fascinating crazy person.11:20 AM Apr 25th, 2008 from web
- That truck is the most convenient, large, needy, ugly, useful, dirty, least convenient gift I’ve ever sort of received. Mixed blessings, $405:59 PM Apr 24th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- “Weak force” has to be an intentionally lame placeholder force name. Oh damn! $40 street cleaning ticket! I was distracted…10:27 AM Apr 24th, 2008 from web
- Newest GLOT ‘Three Ideas’ – http://tinyurl.com/5wc2l812:17 AM Apr 24th, 2008 from web
- Blogging on the sly… it’s every intellectual’s dream to be paid to think, after all. Why do I feel dirty? Oh yeah, the inherent lie.3:31 PM Apr 23rd, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Number two? Really? The red zone. It’s red. You can’t park there. People who tell you that you can are liars. Drive over them.3:06 PM Apr 23rd, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Ought to be more sad country songs ’bout helping ingrate diabetic suspended cab drivers who live in the projects to park properly.11:51 AM Apr 23rd, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Choice words from my friend Lauren: “self obsessed nerd” will now appear on the back of my laptop, till the stars grow cold http://is.gd/8kp10:05 AM Apr 23rd, 2008 from web
- @Moltz The Onion called, they want their smarm back.9:58 AM Apr 23rd, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to Moltz
- When photo editing, I abuse the vignette tool. That’s what I get for having discriminating tastes. Or OCD.12:25 AM Apr 23rd, 2008 from TwitterFox
- What a touching man, Dr. Randy Pausch. He may die, but the game goes on. Summary of his last lecture: http://is.gd/8bq10:19 PM Apr 22nd, 2008 from twhirl
- @sfslim The filing cabinets are now as empty as their meaning. The State is friend of the Bureaucracy. The Bureaucracy is enemy of Trees.1:30 PM Apr 22nd, 2008 from web in reply to sfslim
- Type and fonts and symbols and colors… now this is the work with which I’m comfortable. Wish I could redocorate filing cabinets every day.12:09 PM Apr 22nd, 2008 from twhirl
- “Can you print the new report batches for me?” “Batches? We don’t need no steenkin’ batches!”10:37 AM Apr 22nd, 2008 from twhirl
- @Ozreiuosn S’ok. I envy the time you have to listen to NPR. That’s right: Orin feels odd nostalgia for MSM.9:31 AM Apr 22nd, 2008 from web in reply to Ozreiuosn
- Listening to housing tenant, apparently Jesus, Caine’s clone (who *really* killed Abel), and Silver Surfer are alive and well in our dreams.9:07 AM Apr 22nd, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Cool! I have an uncle running the Boston Marathon today; everyone root for Paul Berg. If not Paul, root for Obama. If not him, America.7:44 AM Apr 22nd, 2008 from TwitterFox
- -T9: “It would appear that I will be working as a temp here until at least May 14, seeing as how they’ve scheduled me for training that day”5:31 PM Apr 21st, 2008 from web
- I’m outta work, but certainly not outta work.4:33 PM Apr 21st, 2008 from txt
- Hm. It would appear that I will be working as a tens jere until at least May 14, seeing as how they’ve scheduled of for training that day.4:32 PM Apr 21st, 2008 from txt
- Going through old security logs, the report for 9/11/01 mentions incidents of “mourning activity.” Weird.4:01 PM Apr 21st, 2008 from twhirl
- @rhiannononon How bad was it? Bad enough to subject unsuspecting strangers to it at $5 a pop and call it “art?”3:52 PM Apr 21st, 2008 from twhirl in reply to rhiannononon
- Quick, gang! There’s someone outside revving a loud engine, let’s go point and laugh at his small penis!2:09 PM Apr 21st, 2008 from twhirl
- Doncha love when people argue why they should be able to park in the red zone? Wanting to go back to school more and more… ME NOT THAT GUY12:02 PM Apr 21st, 2008 from twhirl
- There’s an Advil dispenser in the hall, and I have no doubt as to why.11:43 AM Apr 21st, 2008 from twhirl
- Any besides me believe that new toner cartriges resemble shoulder-mounted grenades more than office supplies? Ok, imagination overworked.11:10 AM Apr 21st, 2008 from twhirl
- (sung to “Particle Man”) Laptop at work, laptop at work, someone’s got his laptop at work… laptop a work.10:17 AM Apr 21st, 2008 from twhirl
- It would appear that the fresh bump on my forehead is not as subtle as I’d hoped. Ah, memories.9:52 AM Apr 21st, 2008 from txt
- “It’s shnapps. Schnoppers. Is it shnapps or schnappers? Schnap ’em!”11:17 PM Apr 20th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Girlfriend is funny-DRUNK on apple schnapps; sort of wishing I hadn’t won the “spot the McGuffin” contest at Dark Room tonight. Sorta not.11:16 PM Apr 20th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- “Barack Obama favorited your thing on Digg”6:44 PM Apr 20th, 2008 from web
- I’ve never had something worthy of submitting to Digg before, but this is it: http://tinyurl.com/5j49m56:03 PM Apr 20th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- WTF? No seriously, cartoon spousal abuse and anthropomorphic dildo boyfriends. And… is that Slash? http://tinyurl.com/yonbzk5:45 PM Apr 20th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Unfortunately, @panavatar and I want something that we don’t have. But I’m sure we know someone who does. But who? Wait, what day is it?3:39 PM Apr 20th, 2008 from web
- I wanted to give my Discordian friend a noble title in Sealand, and they ARE the cheapest, but our dollar sucks too much. http://is.gd/7wH5:39 AM Apr 20th, 2008 from web
- The birds have started singing outside. That means it’s dawn, and it means the party went well.5:37 AM Apr 20th, 2008 from web
- Me putting together a music CD is like Robin Hood entering a darts tournament. With his arrows. Take that, stupid bullseye!10:32 PM Apr 19th, 2008 from web
- Gahhh! We’re gonna be late for the party! Shh… what party?9:33 PM Apr 19th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- “I was gonna MARRY Wesley Crusher but now I’m stuck with you instead.” Thanks, girlfriend; I love you too.1:48 PM Apr 19th, 2008 from txt
- Time for model railroading! See you at the Randall Museum, world. http://www.ggmrc.org/ggmrc/12:46 PM Apr 19th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Tell me if this “Labyrinth Training” is totally cool or if it’s just a promotion for some dumb movie: http://is.gd/4sh I really can’t decide11:50 AM Apr 19th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- My goodness! Aren’t these aristocratic titles just the bargain of the century: http://is.gd/7qj11:37 AM Apr 19th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- That French maid outfit went over rather well. Guess I’ll have to leave that remark out of context, seeing as how Twitter will be down.7:53 PM Apr 18th, 2008 from web
- @girlsgonemad Wait… how’d this get in the blender?2:21 PM Apr 18th, 2008 from web in reply to girlsgonemad
- Much more difficult to type email on a cellphone than God intended. When God made cellphones.1:26 PM Apr 18th, 2008 from web
- That’s… weird… the paper fairy left me a present.8:55 AM Apr 18th, 2008 from txt
- Overheard via bum: “you know what, I’m DT’n like a [mofo] right now, but I’m over it, you know. And her.”8:38 AM Apr 18th, 2008 from txt
- Does anyone read my tumblr? Oh, wait, I might have never announced its existence. Tumblr! http://glot.tumblr.com/3:19 AM Apr 18th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @tyrsalvia That is awesome, especially since it means that you got an extra 8 hours of birthday, or (8/24)/365 = 0.00009132nd of a candle.2:08 AM Apr 18th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to tyrsalvia
- Another out of context from the same movie: “I’m the hermaphrodite. Not really, just for this.”10:03 PM Apr 17th, 2008 from web
- “What’s an A with a diaeresis above it sound like?” “A letter with DIAERESIS?” /giggles9:42 PM Apr 17th, 2008 from web
- Out of context: “you can smell cactus on my drums.” Anyone know the movie?9:40 PM Apr 17th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Battle music in “The Hobbit” animated movie is super 70’s super funky, and decidedly pleasantly inappropriate.9:26 PM Apr 17th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- When the weather becomes far more attractive, so do San Franciscans.5:45 PM Apr 17th, 2008 from txt
- Do you feel lucky today? Or do you feel like you’ll be hit by an errant motorist if you give a moment’s attention to something trivial?5:18 PM Apr 17th, 2008 from txt
- Why yes, stranger walking towards me, I am the kind of person who leaves pennies face-up in the middle of the crosswalk for others to find.5:15 PM Apr 17th, 2008 from txt
- Today, I stole one piece of paper from work, and maybe three ideas for short stories.5:04 PM Apr 17th, 2008 from txt
- One advantage of working in a generally boring filing job is that My_Brain function(interestingness) is getting called a lot.4:52 PM Apr 17th, 2008 from txt
- I just thought of a great prank which only requires a lot of dirty, grungy clothes and a metal spoon. Why metal? Tell you later.2:40 PM Apr 17th, 2008 from txt
- I just thought of a great prank which only requires a lot of dirty, grungy clothes and a metal spoon. Why metal? Tell you later.2:40 PM Apr 17th, 2008 from txt
- Mexican glass-bottle Coke just tastes better. Too bad we muck it up with our American brutally un-aesthetic “nutrition facts.”2:03 PM Apr 17th, 2008 from txt
- It’s really, really difficult to get evicted from the projects. It’s startling how easy it is for stubborn people.12:26 PM Apr 17th, 2008 from txt
- Haha! I get to bring my laptop into work on account that there’s no “workstation” for me. Little do they expect…11:38 AM Apr 17th, 2008 from txt
- I’ve just reached the realization, working here in the projects, that my lifestyle is actually kinda ghetto (in a white guy way).9:42 AM Apr 17th, 2008 from txt
- Blue, brown, and white–my favorite clothing color combination. At least if I bleed to death I’ll look good doing it.9:00 AM Apr 17th, 2008 from txt
- Ow! Cut myself shaving. Do I still have to go to work now? Rrr… but the kids on the bus are gonna make fun of me…8:01 AM Apr 17th, 2008 from web
- This is the sound of me falling asleep and falling on my keyboard: “nnfrts fewa fcvre3w4qq”9:54 PM Apr 16th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Oh, fireworks from my bedroom window. Now I remember why I pay six times as much to live here as in the projects.9:32 PM Apr 16th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Granted, I’ve never *bought* any of the Freshwater Puffers or Electric Catfish or Medusa Worms, but I hope Yelp is wrong: http://is.gd/6Ld9:15 PM Apr 16th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Freshwater Pufferfish? I swear, sometimes I think this aquarium store stocks contraband future animals.7:14 PM Apr 16th, 2008 from txt
- @panavatar It’s never about the donuts, sweetpea. It’s about the love. The love of donuts.2:41 PM Apr 16th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to panavatar
- Donut day, I went. Met @sfslim and M2 in person finally. Cameraphone makes me feel tiny. Ride home had a busload of girls softball players.12:42 PM Apr 16th, 2008 from web
- You ever feel like everyone’s watching you? A Flickr event is that feeling externalized.11:10 AM Apr 16th, 2008 from txt
- Holy crap I’m arriving on time for an event? Something’s wrong…11:01 AM Apr 16th, 2008 from txt
- There will be time for donuts today… huzzah! ETA 25 minutes.10:44 AM Apr 16th, 2008 from txt
- The worst part of my rainbow plaid pants is that they’re poor camouflage in most situations. The best part.. is they’re rainbow plaid pants.9:47 AM Apr 16th, 2008 from web
- @eriney The possibility of “lost in translation” did cross my mind. Lemme find out… ok, she doesn’t know. My answer: squishing involved.7:12 AM Apr 16th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to eriney
- My girlfriend just rolled over in bed to face me, said “boots!,” and rolled back over.6:56 AM Apr 16th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Weird, I had a dream last night that… oh, wait, NO I DIDN’T I’ve been up since 10pm with a nose made of sandpaper. Brain hate.6:51 AM Apr 16th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Did I miss this somehow? New York shoves old subway cars into the ocean to start reefs? http://is.gd/6u91:12 AM Apr 16th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- So excited that tomorrow is Day of the Donut! Soon, our center-challenged pastry friends will PAY for their deliciousness. http://is.gd/5gJ10:56 PM Apr 15th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- I think that Frankenstein movie had a more profound effect on me than previously realized. Grrrr… Bedtime should NOT be 6:00pm.9:42 PM Apr 15th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @girlsgonemad Well? Did it work? Did you finish the paper? Or will you be living here? In the projects?2:33 PM Apr 15th, 2008 from web in reply to girlsgonemad
- Whenever I in to Memphis Minnie’s I’m reminded of David Cross’ tattoo of a pig helpfully serving itself to the hungry victuals-seekers.12:41 PM Apr 15th, 2008 from txt
- Skipped breakfast no time to shave hair is dirty none of these forms is complete my throat is trying to escape through my larynx.11:03 AM Apr 15th, 2008 from web
- @eriney Proud parents used to put grades up on the fridge. Today we have this thing.10:54 AM Apr 15th, 2008 from web in reply to eriney
- I just got asked to stay “a few more weeks.” Will continue to hum theme from Brazil for foreseeable future.1:46 PM Apr 14th, 2008 from txt
- @Ozreiuosn you should totally do Breakers to Bay. Get the same awesome experience as Bay to Breakers but go in a salmon suit against current12:46 PM Apr 14th, 2008 from web in reply to Ozreiuosn
- I am a very organized worker and YOU PEOPLE HAVE TOO MANY STAPLES!11:17 AM Apr 14th, 2008 from txt
- Now seems like a nice time for a walk… To investigate a burgler alarm.10:07 AM Apr 14th, 2008 from txt
- Through the miracle of temp work, my father drove a pickle truck, and now I work in the projects. Who got the better gig I can’t say.9:15 AM Apr 14th, 2008 from txt
- “Welcome to your bright future in Hill Valley” … I mean Haze Valley… Hayes Valley.9:07 AM Apr 14th, 2008 from web
- They have heaters on the bus for suckers like me. And by heaters I mean clumps of people huddling together for warmth.9:02 AM Apr 14th, 2008 from web
- At the Dark Room: “Mary Shelley’s” Frankenstein for Robert Dinero month. I don’t remember any Viking funeral pyre OR Zombie Bonham Carter!11:21 PM Apr 13th, 2008 from web
- is reading about ammonites, the Rodinian supercontinent, and stromatolites AGAIN. Awaiting first applicant for that there room we got.4:22 PM Apr 13th, 2008 from twhirl
- Romanesco Broccoli, the fractal snack, fills me with irrational hope that the world is ordered in sensible beautiful nodules of logic.3:05 AM Apr 13th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- You know what I would love? A breadcrumb-trail script for Wikipedia. XKCD has a reference to everything: http://xkcd.com/214/12:46 AM Apr 13th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- is considering a degree in biology.6:53 PM Apr 12th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- One of my favorite picture-books, to this day, is Haeckel’s “Kunstformen der Natur” http://is.gd/5IW5:49 PM Apr 12th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- There is a constant pressure in my temporal lobes. Yawning makes it worse. I fear my ancestral Synapsid nature is trying to reassert itself.5:36 PM Apr 12th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Cross-cultural spazzgasm: Emo in Romania means Han, Han in Korean which, if you look it up, means Emo! http://is.gd/5Df1:26 AM Apr 12th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Can anyone explain to me why… why Daly City looks like that? Is there a vacuum there?12:49 AM Apr 12th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @satiredun You’ll miss it when it’s over :-/ …said someone sounding remarkably like his father.12:27 AM Apr 12th, 2008 from web in reply to satiredun
- What a lovely day! So lovely, I chose to walk from Hayes Valley to the Financial District to Union Square! What was I thinking!5:41 PM Apr 11th, 2008 from web
- @Ozreiuosn: I see you’re having a pleasant day at the orifice, too.1:56 PM Apr 11th, 2008 from web in reply to Ozreiuosn
- @girlsgonemad Theoretically I’m done at 5. I leave the office at… let’s say 3? And I drop off my miniscule timesheet. Then I pee in a cup.1:53 PM Apr 11th, 2008 from web in reply to girlsgonemad
- Mountains of paperwork. My job: molehills. Low-income housing is an utterly bizarre and unlikely scheme.1:19 PM Apr 11th, 2008 from txt
- Dooo deew doot… off to work I go… where I stop, nobody knows.8:23 AM Apr 11th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- My printer seems quite angry at being forced to make tax returns. I can’t entirely blame it.1:04 AM Apr 11th, 2008 from twhirl
- @germinator or is it 29?11:10 PM Apr 10th, 2008 from web in reply to jeromegv
- @germinator !! Happy Birthday, Francophone !! How could I forget that you are 19 years old today?11:07 PM Apr 10th, 2008 from web in reply to jeromegv
- Sudden dream recall: picking off my legs small, round, white mushrooms. I need to stop reading VanderMeer before bed; Graycaps gonna get me.8:25 PM Apr 10th, 2008 from web
- That sunset was the real one. I guess the one earlier today I must have dreamt. Oh! That was sunRISE.8:23 PM Apr 10th, 2008 from web
- @housechore Hiya there, stranger!3:25 PM Apr 10th, 2008 from web in reply to housechore
- @tyrsalvia You too, eh? Mine feels like I need to blow my throat. That, combined with a vague “things look unusual today…” perception.3:04 PM Apr 10th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to tyrsalvia
- I eat more sushi than the per capita average. Let’s not discuss how much more. I figure I save on expensive cooking fires, y’know.9:14 PM Apr 9th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @laughingsquid Knock on wood! You knock on wood right now!4:34 PM Apr 9th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to laughingsquid
- First day of the apartment listing, five responses. Awesome sauce!2:45 PM Apr 9th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Well, just after waking my mother let’s me know that SF is still a crazy town. Yup—news flash!2:23 PM Apr 9th, 2008 from web
- Things I wish had better search results #4277: “surrealist model railroad”3:25 AM Apr 9th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @zefrank You mean FINAL winner, don’t you? Let’s not play favorites…6:40 PM Apr 8th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to zefrank
- Seems @laughingsquid is now running first place for the Webby awards in its category! That’s what I get for voting… http://is.gd/4Pd2:59 PM Apr 8th, 2008 from web
- @sfslim “SFSlim mixes his metaphors. With alcohol.”2:43 PM Apr 8th, 2008 from web in reply to sfslim
- Mid-day blood sugar drag, it’s time for a lunch run to neighborhood Taqueria.11:34 PM Apr 7th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @girlsgonemad Singing us to sleep with a new icon! Can’t slip anything past me…10:53 PM Apr 7th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to girlsgonemad
- Attempting my own, I’ve just realized @laughingsquid must have the best tax deductions imaginable. Everything fun is a business expense!8:52 PM Apr 7th, 2008 from web
- Well, for the moment I’m stuck in Santa Rosa on account of the Tibet protest—driving thru a military intervention sounds less than steller…1:48 PM Apr 7th, 2008 from web
- “To be sure, there is no official diagnosis of death by blogging” My God, did the New York Times just reference XKCD? http://is.gd/4ro3:03 AM Apr 7th, 2008 from web
- Visiting family in Sana Rosa and playing careful with roommate situation. I forgot natop power cord. Took 10% battery just to get online.5:42 PM Apr 6th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @rhiannononon Gah! I was hoping for an evening shindig, as there’s a huntin’ gate near Lake Berryessa where I need to be at 10am. L8R/haps?1:51 AM Apr 5th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to rhiannononon
- Seeing how the other half lives (roommate): watching Ghost World on the couch, eating dinner there, then having ice cream.12:43 AM Apr 5th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- And now, here at FoodsCo… clearance pickles!6:16 PM Apr 4th, 2008 from txt
- Heehee… with new time-recording app, I can see how long I’ve spent working on @panavatar ‘s website… and charge her money! BWAHAHA4:35 PM Apr 4th, 2008 from web
- I just realized that most of my latest tweets have been to recount dreams of the night… morning… ok, afternoon before.3:24 PM Apr 4th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Dream: Kinky Salon is in Bayview. Theme: pickles. I’m broke, but I bring a master pickle chef. The band is The Picklettes.1:54 PM Apr 4th, 2008 from twhirl
- @rhiannononon Ahem, as @Panavatar said, we have a pickup truck, and tomorrow we even have parking for it. Also, I don’t have to work! Sigh..12:10 AM Apr 4th, 2008 from twhirl in reply to rhiannononon
- Aggh… this new time managament program I installed on a dare is taking sooo long to operate. Tres ironique, non?11:54 PM Apr 3rd, 2008 from twhirl
- Last night I dreamed of lenses. Large, bulky lenses. Sometimes I wish I had a self-portrait series.10:38 AM Apr 3rd, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Great. Now I guess I need to start listing “Paleogeography” in interests sections I fill out. This’ll sure score me chicks. http://is.gd/3WW1:25 AM Apr 3rd, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @girlsgonemad for me, playing Sims 2 (in… 2004?) I needed an indispensably low-class object set: http://is.gd/3Ws & http://is.gd/3Wt11:50 PM Apr 2nd, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to girlsgonemad
- Such a magical walk with @panavatar just now. Magical, because I was in a place where anything could be true. That’s all there is to it.11:38 PM Apr 2nd, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Still need more ideas for sticker-tape, from you fine people: http://is.gd/3UI5:58 PM Apr 2nd, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Dernit. Tried for the past two hours to find an underground drain/sewer map of SF; no luck. Re-enacting that dream will have to wait.2:48 PM Apr 2nd, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @girlsgonemad Hard to tell if those are song lyrics of just that magic medicine talking.12:29 AM Apr 2nd, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to girlsgonemad
- Goodbye April 1st, still time for one more prank…11:00 PM Apr 1st, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Also, Camper shoes bought at the same thrift store for six dollars. SIX DOLLARS! This is why not to Yelp everything.7:45 PM Apr 1st, 2008 from web
- Top perks of Daly City: Filipino island food found in a sea of generic-ness, $8 Steve Madden shoes, and parking. Ohh, the parking…7:44 PM Apr 1st, 2008 from web
- Eight months later, we’ve finally been pulled over for that broken taillight. Wishing I were an electrician.5:37 PM Apr 1st, 2008 from txt
- After the stupid parade, I just feel stupid for not acting so stupid and stupidly planning to get stupid with the stupids.1:29 PM Apr 1st, 2008 from txt
- @Ozreiuosn I don’t wanna go to bed neither, but that’s cause I still need a job. And I don’t have a boyfriend. I only want one of those.11:35 PM Mar 31st, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to Ozreiuosn
- I suppose I am not going to Drawbridge today. Probably not going to shoot a gun, either. I don’t know what I can cross off: http://is.gd/3zy2:38 PM Mar 31st, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @sfslim Glad you find them as fascinating as I. Course, now I’m trying to find how to get a cheap $350 one from China…2:28 PM Mar 31st, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to sfslim
- I don’t want to twitter. Twitter is for people whose lives are not going haywire.12:22 AM Mar 31st, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @eriney huh-wha!? Where do I sign up to get paid to tolerate MySpace’s design interface?5:15 PM Mar 30th, 2008 from twhirl in reply to eriney
- My hair is brown once more. I know, I said that a month ago. This time f’reals :-\3:04 AM Mar 30th, 2008 from twhirl
- Craigslist, Sept,. I gave away bikes, & one of the respondents (who emailed too late) turned up in Myspace autosearch—& she is HOT! Dammit!…4:52 AM Mar 29th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- How embarassing. 9/10 Google results returned for someone’s name are unfulfilled Ron Paul campaign pledges. The other is his Myspace band.4:16 AM Mar 29th, 2008 from web
- Usually about this time of night I don’t like to tweet on account that then people’d know I’m up.3:22 AM Mar 29th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- “San Francisco: we call the sticks up peoples’ asses ‘butt plugs.'”11:12 PM Mar 28th, 2008 from txt
- After blintzes and pancakes, we are looking for activities. Mmm… blintzes.10:47 PM Mar 28th, 2008 from txt
- @satiredun I agree with you on both counts. Label my laptop! http://snurl.com/22vpu4:22 PM Mar 28th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to satiredun
- Still very much in need of words to stick onto my new laptop: http://snurl.com/22vpu2:42 PM Mar 28th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Newest GLOT ‘Laptop Challenge ‘08!’ – http://tinyurl.com/2rf7ft2:28 AM Mar 28th, 2008 from web
- This new Lonovo that @panavatar has brings the total to FOUR computers in our bedroom. This would be ok if we were more organized people.7:15 PM Mar 27th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- For those keeping score, a fresh install of Windows XP SP2 requires *93* high priority updates to bring it up to current security standards.6:48 PM Mar 27th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- The Ancestor’s Tale in Wikipedia form, been reading it all day: http://tinyurl.com/zwy2w5:57 PM Mar 27th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Well, this may come as a bit of a surprise to everyone, including myself, but I have COMPLETELY restored this busted laptop /knockonwood4:43 AM Mar 27th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Chipped my favorite beer glass 🙁 Successfully installed fake-OEM Windows 🙂1:10 AM Mar 27th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Sealand royal titles, Baron, Baronless, Lord or Lady, party like they’re only £19.99! http://snurl.com/22mlb8:03 PM Mar 25th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @cgardner Excellent! We have had need of a chromatic maintainence technician for some time!3:49 PM Mar 25th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to cgardner
- @Ozreiuosn Ubuntu technology!?!3:31 PM Mar 25th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to Ozreiuosn
- Oh dear. I seem to have inherited a semi-functional laptop.3:15 PM Mar 25th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Girlie has her laptop!3:09 PM Mar 25th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- The woman keeps asking me to go look out our bedroom window. No, woman, your new laptop isn’t here yet.2:40 PM Mar 25th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @rhiannononon by all means, my altar is littered with offerings from those who marvel at my search-fu2:32 PM Mar 25th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to rhiannononon
- Hazards of owning a DSLR include not having enough time to sort through all the damn photos you took. Better to be photographed, methinks.9:59 PM Mar 24th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Someone needs driving lessons. Someone needs to drive them somewhere pretty.2:46 PM Mar 24th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Lemme say that the amount of people at the big wheel race was unimaginable. Next year I say we take over the world’s crookedest highway.10:49 PM Mar 23rd, 2008 from web
- Ok, first off, Easter turns out to be the best holiday for street donations. This includes the stuff that I myself put out on the curb.9:31 PM Mar 23rd, 2008 from web
- Oh dear God. The Color Wars have begun. Did you hear me!? THE COLOR WARS HAVE BEGUN3:10 PM Mar 22nd, 2008 from TwitterFox
- For today, @panavatar and I are off the computers. It is a daring experiment.1:57 PM Mar 20th, 2008 from txt
- @teamfeed, actually, there are two pink teams, @PussyPinkTeam and @FF1CAEteam. Pink has split! Join the one true color! All of ’em!9:28 PM Mar 19th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to teamfeed
- @mashable @rainbowteam This conflict will go on forever unless we can overcome our chroma. Some can’t even decide! http://snurl.com/226vn9:09 PM Mar 19th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to mashable
- @eriney I hear dat. I must study for tomorrow’s… oh, who am I fooling. Tomorrow’s just Thursday.5:51 PM Mar 19th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to eriney
- @tyrsalvia I say you belong on rainbow team! Just send an @ to @rainbowteam and make your icon all spectrum-ified. Confusion is an art.2:30 PM Mar 19th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to tyrsalvia
- @tyrsalvia you remember Ze Frank? Well, @zefrank has begun twittering. That should explain it.2:21 PM Mar 19th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to tyrsalvia
- @rainbowteam ftw!12:13 PM Mar 19th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to rainbowteam
- I think I need to lay off the internet. I’ve been hitting it a little hard these past couple days.2:56 AM Mar 19th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Joe Frank is my spiritual guru.8:36 PM Mar 18th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- “What you need, when you need it” has come to be a dead website’s default epitaph.8:18 PM Mar 18th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- What an unfortunately named website for what it is: http://profilactic.com6:40 PM Mar 18th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Ow. Opening a glass bottle of Passionfruit syrup that’s lain unopened for months can be dangerous. Especially if it opens by splitting apart5:13 PM Mar 18th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Arthur C. Clarke Died!?! (http://rurl.org/l5l) Well, I guess I can cross him off my “list of people to meet before I die.” Too late 🙁2:52 PM Mar 18th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- I live a mile and a half from the ocean. It’s 3pm and sunny out. Is it possible that I keep hearing foghorns?2:05 PM Mar 18th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Hah! An old Haiku I wrote: “What is STOPPING you / from doing something SO COOL / you’re made IMMORTAL?”3:27 AM Mar 18th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Girlz idea adapted for a stencil pair: Hillary = Kai Winn, Obama = Ben Sisko. It has poetry, but does it merit permanence?2:24 AM Mar 18th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- There’s something pure about making a stencil, something old-fashioned and meticulous. Nowadays you also happen to be a “memetic vector.”1:32 AM Mar 18th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Am I the first one to realize that GoogleMaps street view has a wee Leprechaun today?7:20 PM Mar 17th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @Ozreiuosn St. Patty’s Day Headache remedy: “moar beer, plz”5:43 PM Mar 17th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to Ozreiuosn
- Browsing Craigslist and wondering of paths that might have been walked.4:53 PM Mar 17th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- ping for the LJ: http://tinyurl.com/3xte8p (why yes, to answer your immediate query, I do in fact have a Livejournal)1:02 AM Mar 17th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Said the A-Wing pilot: “There’s… too many of them!” http://friendfeed.com/orinz10:21 PM Mar 16th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Hmm. This looks interesting. Anyone have an invite for http://ffffound.com ?9:57 PM Mar 16th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Arrggh, why does everything I think of while I’m in the bath vanish as soon as I leave? To be back on my computer? Where I am now?8:47 PM Mar 16th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Girlie’s laptop just died, exactly like she said it would. Well, I spose that’s why she’s getting a new one next week (!)11:52 PM Mar 15th, 2008 from txt
- Oh dear… late at night, stuck in Sacramento, time to kill… 666 BoingBoing unread.11:44 PM Mar 15th, 2008 from web
- Pretty drive this morning, but I’ve determined that the CD player is allergic to stickers. Sigh. Stickers.7:50 AM Mar 15th, 2008 from txt
- Oops! Did I just give away the fact that I’m still awake? Darn auto-twitter.12:27 AM Mar 15th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Newest GLOT ‘Zeitgeist in a Nutshell’ – http://tinyurl.com/387hwc12:27 AM Mar 15th, 2008 from web
- Off to the very last Consumeet ;-( Annie O’Brien’s on Howard, right near CNet HQ8:15 PM Mar 14th, 2008 from Snitter
- Decided to stay here in SF for the night so that means I’ll be driving out at approx 6:30am tomorrow morn. Such is life… oy.7:19 PM Mar 14th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- I love how sometimes I’ll upload something to the Pirate Bay and within a minute I’ll have two downloaders. They love me over there.6:53 PM Mar 14th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- About to remove 3 torrents I’ve been long-time seeding, cumulatively 200gigas to my credit. Bye-a torrents, hullo free disk space.4:00 PM Mar 14th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- I’d kinda like to write one, but I’d also want to really make it. This draws me to the conclusion that my actors would be stop-motion.3:34 PM Mar 13th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Best yet! “Forced to wear a grass skirt, David Hasselhoff ingests a pheromone that attracts weasels.” http://www.scriptfrenzy.org3:26 PM Mar 13th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- “Badly burned in a meth lab explosion, a disgruntled child actor finds a wish-granting mold.” ScriptFrenzy’s plot generator is pretty cool.2:15 PM Mar 13th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- I just realized I’m reading three books at once, and have plans to read more. Slowly, inexorably, I am becoming my father.6:46 PM Mar 12th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- As far as hipsters go, I’m still a fan of The Mission more than The Haight. Way more restaurants, tho (thanks, @panavatar!)5:41 PM Mar 12th, 2008 from txt
- Grammar Q: if a file extension is used in a sentence (.ico) should indefinite article ‘an’ be used b/c of initial vowel, or is it DOT ico?12:22 AM Mar 12th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- @rhiannononon zomg PicLens + Flickr Auto Page script = hours of viewing playsure: http://snurl.com/21k9c11:13 PM Mar 11th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to rhiannononon
- Fortune cookie: “The time is right to make new friends.”5:53 PM Mar 11th, 2008 from txt
- “Since my surgery, I’ve lost my short-term memory and my job of 16 years. No, I don’t think they are funny.” Guess who does? Guess! ME.2:12 AM Mar 11th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- This commenter still annoys me 3 months later, trying to hog all the Flickr photos tagged ‘aneurysm’ http://snurl.com/21hdx2:11 AM Mar 11th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Excellent… both Yuggoth, Homeworld of Migo and Barbelith, placenta of Mankind are functioning exactly as planned…9:38 PM Mar 9th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Great! 500gig drive is NOT dead, just need to be split into 2 partitions which will only take about… oh fuck.7:54 PM Mar 9th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Today my goal is to fix at least one of girlfriend’s TWO broken computers. They say things come in threes, but man, I don’t like those guys.4:28 PM Mar 9th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- “I don’t want to become a Jedi Knight, I just want to bite your butt!” I ? my girlfriend.2:43 AM Mar 9th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- (with the power of TwitterFox, I can update many different Twitter accounts easily — I choose not to reveal which)1:56 AM Mar 9th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Just downloaded all my old Consumating data in anticipation of March 14 über-death. Who knows if and when this will come in handy…1:43 AM Mar 9th, 2008 from web
- @panavatar: it’s all Greek to me…1:38 AM Mar 9th, 2008 from web in reply to panavatar
- We have entered a spatial distortion, houses and cars have lost normal dimensions.11:09 PM Mar 7th, 2008 from txt
- Doncha just hate when you finally download that torrent you’ve been looking for… and it turns out to be completely in Russian?8:13 PM Mar 7th, 2008 from TwitterFox
- Running out of space for photos on Orinschtuff drive… hm, I know there must be some solution what with that extra 120GB I have hooked up.7:3B RAM machine.3:09 PM Feb 15th, 2008 from Snitter
- “Good morning Orin! You’re computer is dumb!” Yeah, yeah, I know.12:27 PM Feb 15th, 2008 from web
- Someone help me, tiny little hearts are randomly spawning all across my Twitter friends timeline.2:11 AM Feb 15th, 2008 from web
- @Ozreiuosn <31:01 AM Feb 15th, 2008 from web in reply to Ozreiuosn
- Ok, the Japanese string instrument player is playing “Cumbanchero.” Frigging amazing.8:27 PM Feb 14th, 2008 from txt
- Lynae is taking me to Beaver street for Valentine’s. Huh huh…. for sushi :-O7:10 PM Feb 14th, 2008 from txt
- I think it’s fair to say that 4 days of the past week have been devoted to web design. Finally progressing, but at expense of getting a job.1:58 AM Feb 13th, 2008 from Snitter
- @Ozreiuosn Good luck with THAT. Oh, wait, I think I might be going too.6:22 PM Feb 12th, 2008 from web in reply to Ozreiuosn
- The later it gets the more I think I’m gonna see him. I’m just gonna have to call the cops again. Civilized folks only fight vigilante last.2:47 AM Feb 12th, 2008 from Snitter
- Lynae on Last Tango in Paris: “You know a movie sucks when you don’t even want to wait around for the buttsex scene.”7:37 PM Feb 11th, 2008 from web
- Yay! I found parking in front of my house. Hard to tell if that feels safer or not, tonight.5:06 PM Feb 11th, 2008 from web
- Good morning! Afternoon. It would appear that the note for krazy-kriminal is still taped to the outside of my building.3:44 PM Feb 11th, 2008 from Snitter
- Newest GLOT ‘About Last Night…’ – http://tinyurl.com/2wbqum9:26 AM Feb 11th, 2008 from web
- Newest GLOT ‘Monica has a Birthday’ – http://tinyurl.com/2sh9x36:22 AM Feb 11th, 2008 from web
- Ooh, this is gonna be a mighty fine glot…1:51 AM Feb 11th, 2008 from Snitter
- In fact, I think I’m so inspired by gardening that I will finally bite the head off my solid chocolate banana slug.8:00 PM Feb 10th, 2008 from web
- Wow, is it good to be gardening again. Die, weeds, die! In you go, wall-climbers.7:46 PM Feb 10th, 2008 from web
- OMG–WTB single-wheel gyrocar PST.7:40 PM Feb 9th, 2008 from Snitter
- I’m going to Monica’s Birthday http://www.monicasbirthday….. Anybody else going?12:21 PM Feb 9th, 2008 from Snitter
- Newest GLOT ‘Several Posts in One’ – http://tinyurl.com/327etk2:58 AM Feb 9th, 2008 from web
- is sending sweet farewell notes to girls he’s never met, just because he feels sad and because he can.1:02 AM Feb 9th, 2008 from Snitter
- I’m making the most of the Consu-shutdown. For one thing, I figured out what YASN stands for.12:44 AM Feb 9th, 2008 from Snitter
- Newest GLOT ‘Why I Do Web Design’ – http://tinyurl.com/2tvs5c10:23 PM Feb 8th, 2008 from web
- is very sad to hear that Consumating will be going offline. Unlike some, *cough* @Ozreiuosn *cough*.3:43 PM Feb 8th, 2008 from web
- Glasses are finally ready, after a call. Guess I just need to pick them up, and get an easier-to-write number. Stupid doctor’s handwriting.3:26 PM Feb 8th, 2008 from web
- Great! My glasses are done. Silly optometrist. I just need to get an easier-to-remember phone number, is all.3:13 PM Feb 8th, 2008 from Snitter
- Great! My glasses are done. I just need to get an easier-to-remember phone number, is all.3:12 PM Feb 8th, 2008 from Snitter
- Newest GLOT ‘These Are the Graffiti in My Neighborhood’ – http://tinyurl.com/2nahbc11:40 PM Feb 7th, 2008 from web
- I also sometimes forget that everything I tweet is then repeated on BOTH blogs… oh, dear. Didn’t mean to offend, website.5:08 PM Feb 7th, 2008 from Snitter
- The longer I do web design the more I hate my computer. And life.4:55 PM Feb 7th, 2008 from Snitter
- @germinator, for the record, Mr. Obama. I agree with him on many things, and I think Hillary is a dumb name with a dumb record.10:36 PM Feb 5th, 2008 from web in reply to jeromegv
- I now have in my possession a sticker that says “I voted!” Two guesses why.6:11 PM Feb 5th, 2008 from web
- Ok, I stayed up too late, but I’m happy with all the things I did. A balanced lifestyle is sometimes difficult to recognize.7:01 AM Feb 5th, 2008 from web
- Back from the bus, kinda wanna write the driver a nice note. Thanks, Chicken!2:18 AM Feb 5th, 2008 from web
- Still wish I had a taste for karaoke. Part of the problem is that most places don’t keep Emir Kusturica and the No Smoking Orchestra on …10:41 PM Feb 4th, 2008 from txt
- Right now, Chicken John does karaoke: “Under the Boardwalk.” Small steps.10:24 PM Feb 4th, 2008 from txt
- Lack of Twitter updates: my dog was put down yesterday. Today, Bad Movie Night on a bus. Small steps.10:22 PM Feb 4th, 2008 from txt
- “The entries you write are more like articles, mine are more like conversations.” Yeah, yeah they kinda are.7:11 PM Feb 1st, 2008 from Snitter
- Still obsessively reading interviews w/ Jeff VanderMeer.4:09 PM Jan 31st, 2008 from Snitter
- Man… rainy weather means people don’t put as much free stuff out on the curb, for fear that NO ONE will get to use it later.3:58 PM Jan 31st, 2008 from Snitter
- The more I become enamored of Jeff VanderMeer’s work, the more intensely I feel that it will someday require a large, large Wiki.1:50 AM Jan 31st, 2008 from Snitter
- Orin… stop reading about spermaceti and finish that FTP music upload for @Ozreiuosn. Seriously.12:13 AM Jan 31st, 2008 from Snitter
- Friend wants to know if he should donate a kidney. I blame January.6:04 PM Jan 30th, 2008 from txt
- Seeing if girlie can get her permit, then seeing my moms @ UCSF. Chinatown, too, maybe. Getting out of the house = good.3:41 PM Jan 30th, 2008 from web
- Thank goodness I don’t blog as much as I could. I’d be a writer.2:14 AM Jan 30th, 2008 from Snitter
- Well, I figured out I’m voting for Obama, if for no other reason than the good will of this proposal: http://snurl.com/1ykda9:08 PM Jan 29th, 2008 from Snitter
- Compromise: order Chinese to go and then get uno super burrito con al pastor just down one block… the urban advantage.6:29 PM Jan 29th, 2008 from txt
- I crave burrito. Girlie craves sushi. What to do?5:58 PM Jan 29th, 2008 from Snitter
- I am a master defragmenter. Sigh… waiting for reasons to celebrate something.3:20 PM Jan 29th, 2008 from Snitter
- Even though I still greatly prefer the solitude of writing in DarkRoom, Flock’s blog post editor is remarkably useful. Praise to devs.1:17 PM Jan 29th, 2008 from Snitter
- Those last two links are NOT new, but my plugin brilliantly sees they lack the “HasBeenTwittered” value… cause they’re older than Twitter.12:39 PM Jan 29th, 2008 from Snitter
- Newest GLOT ‘Games Fun, Fun Good’ – http://tinyurl.com/2g37sr11:44 PM Jan 28th, 2008 from web
- Newest GLOT ‘City of Cannibals’ – http://tinyurl.com/25rk6n11:24 PM Jan 28th, 2008 from web
- I dunno if I’m ready for my dream job.11:13 PM Jan 28th, 2008 from Snitter
- Such as today.11:13 PM Jan 28th, 2008 from Snitter
- Sometimes one spends all day toiling to do a small task only to find much later the problem is caused by one’s own mental blockage.11:12 PM Jan 28th, 2008 from Snitter
- Cognitive Association Dysfunction: can’t listen to some songs cause it sounds like being im’ed, a vibrating car makes you pick up the phone.9:07 PM Jan 28th, 2008 from web
- The email consumes me. I am consumed. Stop talking, Dad. I’m getting a job.8:52 PM Jan 28th, 2008 from Snitter
- Still doing research for the photo-folks: http://www.photo2text.com/O…7:37 PM Jan 28th, 2008 from Snitter
- Got a job response from the Photo-folk that I wrote to more’n a week ago. Wouldn’t it be awesome if I got the job I wanted, on the 1st try?3:27 PM Jan 28th, 2008 from Snitter
- It’s the small things that one really grows to appreciate living here in SF, like one day being able to park somewhere near your residence.2:03 PM Jan 28th, 2008 from Snitter
- arrr… good morning. what a beautiful day for it to be the morning after… blarg.11:03 AM Jan 28th, 2008 from web
- “Tell the people you love how much they mean to you” -fortune cookie. Hey, I love you.2:55 PM Jan 27th, 2008 from txt
- I wrote the girl I wrote about, out of courtesy. Hope it’s for Zebest.2:55 AM Jan 26th, 2008 from web
- Newest GLOT ‘Spelling Bee(r)’ – http://tinyurl.com/ysh25u2:23 AM Jan 26th, 2008 from web
- Cameraphone pictures are so dumb. Especially the ones I like that I upload.1:44 AM Jan 26th, 2008 from web
- And yet here I am, the interface is beautiful, the builtin Flickr uploader can’t be beat, though it IS sucking half my available RAM.8:32 PM Jan 25th, 2008 from web
- I have a love/hate relationship with the Flock browser. I just spent the last 2 hours of my life x-ferring things over from another copy.8:31 PM Jan 25th, 2008 from web
- Oh dear, here I am again in front of the computer. Am I addicted to the internet? Maybe. Pfft… I could quit anytime I wanted.8:02 PM Jan 24th, 2008 from web
- My medical experience yesterday is now a matter of public record—I just took a big blog all over it. Check the LJ, folks.6:05 PM Jan 24th, 2008 from web
- Lynae is going with her brother to drop off his kids’ homework. There’s something very comfortable about suburban boredom.4:30 PM Jan 24th, 2008 from web
- I totally hung out with these folks on Saturday, and now they’re on LaughingSquid: http://snipurl.com/1y6nr. Lynae got hit on by ’em.4:14 PM Jan 24th, 2008 from web
- @ozreiuosn: Pustula the Unpoppable? Mr. Grossypants? Rikki-zitti-tavi? The White Spot? ANWAR? Oil Monger 4000? Dot?4:12 PM Jan 24th, 2008 from web in reply to Ozreiuosn
- Second night in Vacaville. Tomorrow back in the city. There is a cat here, and it makes all the difference in the world.1:18 AM Jan 24th, 2008 from web
- @girlsgonemad iPod? Magical! There is no joy greater than… well, spiritual enlightenment, but it’s nice to have great music with you, too.11:42 PM Jan 23rd, 2008 from web in reply to girlsgonemad
- Hey everyone, will be out of town a few days. Lynae’s mom has passed away. Will be tending to arrangements and helping her out and whatnot.12:19 PM Jan 22nd, 2008 from web
- Spent today hanging out with @girlsgonemad. Like, since I got up. Which was 3:00pm. Eeee… Thanks Caitlin!10:22 PM Jan 21st, 2008 from Snitter
- @girlsgonemad Where are you going? 1992?6:49 PM Jan 20th, 2008 from Snitter in reply to girlsgonemad
- Newest GLOT ‘A Non-Novel Experience’ – http://tinyurl.com/2d3qlz2:37 AM Jan 20th, 2008 from web
- Finishing a blog post after an experience is long over gives one enough emotional distance to not care terribly horribly.2:36 AM Jan 20th, 2008 from Snitter
- One of my goals while I’m unemployed is to clear out all/most of the half-written Glot posts. There’s only about 5-6 as of now. I write.2:15 AM Jan 20th, 2008 from Snitter
- I found the Yoda fountain by memory tonight. My only previous locating experience? Flickr geotagged photos.1:46 AM Jan 20th, 2008 from Snitter
- @sfslim sounds just like home, it sounds to me.12:54 AM Jan 20th, 2008 from Snitter in reply to sfslim
- Yesterday: my mom’s mad at me b/c she thinks I want to ask for money. This is not my plan at all, I say. Now, brother says shes “pissed.”3:10 PM Jan 19th, 2008 from Snitter
- @girlsgonemad I sympathize with first and sesecond statement. Sorry lady. Perk up, buttercup.2:20 PM Jan 19th, 2008 from Snitter in reply to girlsgonemad
- I <3 Chicken John. Circus Ridiculous! was awesome. Dancing rats, reverse stripper, but no booze in the bar. I suspect civil gov’t sab …1:49 AM Jan 19th, 2008 from Snitter
- Still debating if I am to go on the Caco-zone trip to AZ. Gas will cost ~$250, which coincidentally is how much the towing impound lot cost.9:40 PM Jan 17th, 2008 from web
- @germinator since I finished writing about the silly not-Burningman roadtrip, that’s since when.9:25 PM Jan 17th, 2008 from web in reply to jeromegv
- Newest GLOT ‘Last Week in August’ – http://tinyurl.com/2a247q12:30 AM Jan 17th, 2008 from web
- Friday parking found. Snitter works again. Partition recovered waiting overnight. Now I just need to find $355 on the ground or something.9:21 AM Jan 16th, 2008 from Snitter
- Newest GLOT ‘Small Discovery’ – http://tinyurl.com/2aqewf2:48 AM Jan 16th, 2008 from web
- I managed to fit that entire character string in at exactly 140 characters, and did it artfully. Hm. Twitter is the new Haiku.2:05 AM Jan 16th, 2008 from web
- Hard drive partition merge failed. Snitter is broken from new install. $355 in towing fines. 9am tomorrow must move the truck. Today sucked.2:04 AM Jan 16th, 2008 from web
- Two albums by She Mob uploaded to What.cd. Now I can feel that I’ve done something today. Not that it’ll be the only thing…5:24 PM Jan 14th, 2008 from Snitter
- The responses so far have been very, very nice. Think this morning I’ll make bacon.3:01 PM Jan 14th, 2008 from Snitter
- Newest GLOT ‘It’s Not Working’ – http://tinyurl.com/2ga6lc5:02 AM Jan 14th, 2008 from web
- I’m finally writing about it publicly.3:13 AM Jan 14th, 2008 from Snitter
- Now is the time for sushi. That’ll help me get un-sick.7:19 PM Jan 11th, 2008 from Snitter
- Cleaning up yard debris, I discovered some earthworms. Hey! No, actually salamanders in disguise: http://snurl.com/1x7lc6:17 PM Jan 11th, 2008 from Snitter
- Back from Sac, Lynae’s great uncle decided he didn’t have to rip out catherters today. Now to watch ST:VOY w/ Andy Dick. ANDY DICK.12:52 AM Jan 11th, 2008 from Snitter
- Friend & ex-coworker doing stand-up at Brainwash, Moffat Field hearing on Hanger 1, but it looks like we’re going to Lynae’s family dinner3:22 PM Jan 10th, 2008 from Snitter
- I wake up this morning with a craving for Connections…10:35 AM Jan 10th, 2008 from Snitter
- Never had my eyeballs dialated with drops. Doesn’t feel like much, but it feels unnatural.11:51 AM Jan 9th, 2008 from txt
- At the eye doctors, although I’m not scoring too well… It’s been awhile.11:45 AM Jan 9th, 2008 from txt
- is watching “Kinky Boots” and enjoying it too much. That’s right, sod off job! Tomorrow I blog the full ridiculousness, in public.1:29 AM Jan 9th, 2008 from Snitter
- I have so much else to worry about, and yet still I am really really eager to watch Connections with James Burke. I am a science nerd.9:40 PM Jan 8th, 2008 from Snitter
- Health benefits still good till February, though. Way to light a fire under my ass and make some appointments.6:13 PM Jan 8th, 2008 from Snitter
- For LJ friends only – “Now You Know” http://snurl.com/1wxzg5:35 PM Jan 8th, 2008 from Snitter
- Motherfuck. Let it be known that I have now officially been fired over a keyboard.3:12 PM Jan 8th, 2008 from txt
- I love my dad: Light bursts through thick fog – Fractals from the sun overcome – Moisture from the night11:39 AM Jan 8th, 2008 from web
- Thank heaven! I’ve finally found a torrent for the impossible-to-find Connections series hosted by Janes Burke: http://snurl.com/1wwxk11:14 AM Jan 8th, 2008 from Snitter
- Gettting sick is the most helpless part of being sick. You can feel it coming but there’s nothing you can do to stop it.8:55 AM Jan 8th, 2008 from Snitter
- Newest GLOT ‘Wishing Away the Smell’ – http://tinyurl.com/2x6las2:38 AM Jan 8th, 2008 from web
- It’s offical. I’m a registered Etsy member now. Let the torrent begin.10:34 PM Jan 7th, 2008 from Snitter
- @Ozreiuosn to all Oz’z struggling to find meaning in a troubled and chaotic world: you’re still awesome even amongst all the crumbling.6:54 PM Jan 6th, 2008 from Snitter in reply to Ozreiuosn
- Hey, blue skies outside! Oh, wait… that’s just a dim twilight on the grey, overcast Kafka novel that is the heavens.5:17 PM Jan 6th, 2008 from web
- I write letters to peoples so dey don’t make with the firings of self. Thanks much!3:55 PM Jan 6th, 2008 from web
- New blog entry ‘This Keyboard I Got’ – http://tinyurl.com/27eygr1:15 AM Jan 6th, 2008 from web
- @Ozreiuosn: and now I must respond in kind, thou saucy East Bay wench. http://snurl.com/1wp6l11:04 PM Jan 5th, 2008 from Snitter in reply to Ozreiuosn
- is at the Post Yule Pyre despite all good advice to the contrary.7:54 PM Jan 5th, 2008 from txt
- Well, I guess I can’t use that “old” keyboard @ work anymore. OCD is a terrible disease.1:31 PM Jan 5th, 2008 from txt
- They sell on eBay for slightly less than the $30-60 which I remember, but still… this is the find of the year fershure12:15 PM Jan 5th, 2008 from web
- I cannot fucking believe I am typing on a fucking Model M keyboard that I got for free. THIS IS AMAZING!!!!11:44 AM Jan 5th, 2008 from web
- It’s alive! For those unfamiliar with my newest love: http://www.clickykeyboards….11:22 AM Jan 5th, 2008 from web
- Hold on… ‘fore I swipe this whole thing with a baby’s diaper, I should check if the damned thing works.11:00 AM Jan 5th, 2008 from web
- And now I have proceeded to obsessively clean each individual, interchangeable, exquisite key.10:52 AM Jan 5th, 2008 from web
- I have just scored a genuine IBM Model M keyboard… I can feel the springs buckle, THE SPRINGS!!10:51 AM Jan 5th, 2008 from web
- Experimenting in Photoshop to create… multiple Orins.2:54 AM Jan 4th, 2008 from Snitter
- Listening to Godspeed You Black Emperor and looking at photos of an abandoned hospital (http://snurl.com/1wj1e). When did I get so emo?6:39 PM Jan 3rd, 2008 from Snitter
- Whoa! The girlfriend of Mr. Barrett just gave me $40 despite my protests otherwise. I wasn’t serious about recouping that 18¢ loss.2:45 PM Jan 2nd, 2008 from web
- @Ozreiuosn: care to share with the rest of us?12:35 PM Jan 2nd, 2008 from web in reply to Ozreiuosn
- Have I mentioned that my new 4½ hour Gypsy SuperAdventure mix is FUCKING AMAZING and I win at “music choices?”11:55 AM Jan 2nd, 2008 from web
- The Irish consulate just called… Mr. Barrett is finally coming to claim his passport. Let’s see this Mystery Man face to face.10:10 AM Jan 2nd, 2008 from web
- Must share horribly aweful and totally weirdo-cool Flickr set I found: http://snurl.com/1wbo9 (NSFW!)7:40 PM Jan 1st, 2008 from Snitter