Twitter Archive for @Orinz, 2008

  1. Man, these people have a lot of named dance moves. “Kicking the Hobbit” is my favorite.11:47 PM Dec 31st, 2008 from Twitterrific
  2. Heya, Alameda, long time no see! @NomiMaybe your lizards are eyeing my pomegranate champagne.10:25 PM Dec 31st, 2008 from Twitterrific
  3. @bubsy012 Nooooooooooooohwell10:21 PM Dec 31st, 2008 from Twitterrific in reply to bubsy012
  4. Man, I really love txting in traffic. It’s so great we have these technolgies of convenient distraction.9:16 PM Dec 31st, 2008 from txt
  5. I know we’re not there yet, West Coast, but what the heck… Happy New Beer!8:36 PM Dec 31st, 2008 from Twitterrific
  6. Seems the electrical transformers in my neighborhood don’t know what to do with the extra second, either (ggg-ZUNK!!! wee-oo-wee-oo-wee-oo…)…6:59 PM Dec 31st, 2008 from TwitterFox
  7. @tyrsalvia Gah, that was weird. I think I must’ve blacked out for a second.4:18 PM Dec 31st, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to tyrsalvia
  8. The song is already stuck in my head. How is it fair that the song is *already* stuck in my head?!2:03 PM Dec 31st, 2008 from Twitterrific
  9. @panavatar See! You do the “whee” thing, too. That’s blatant misuse of your powers for whee.1:24 AM Dec 31st, 2008 from Twitterrific in reply to panavatar
  10. Yeah, no, I’d really like to cancel. Huh? I’d like to cancel. Uh huh. Cancel. Yes. Here’s my info again. Cancel. First born what?9:27 PM Dec 30th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  11. @geoffreylalonde If only you had missed some. But, like technophobic pokémon, you’ve caught ’em all.5:15 PM Dec 30th, 2008 from Twitterrific in reply to geoffreylalonde
  12. @geoffreylalonde knows what a good profile pic is, too. Almost as important if you ask me.1:44 PM Dec 30th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to geoffreylalonde
  13. I… dammit, unintentioned abbreviational mimesis. Abandoning after FOUR years. Lexical codec FAIL.2:44 AM Dec 30th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  14. What’s that? The same day I migrate alla sudden $94.50 is preemptively renewed? No, Lunarpages.com. Hosted me 4 years but now—we’re through…2:34 AM Dec 30th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  15. Would it be morally wrong to enter the Rickroll hotline as a domain’s administrative contact phone number?9:02 PM Dec 29th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  16. @panavatar Small town, huh? I wonder if I can get KrOB to organize my records for me.5:15 PM Dec 29th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to panavatar
  17. I don’t think many people acknowledge what a big step in a relationship it is to merge web hosting accounts. I sure know it is.1:59 PM Dec 29th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  18. @sonomabuzz I believe the profound part to which you refer is about bittersweetness? It’s just something I say. I like chocolate.1:46 PM Dec 29th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to sonomabuzz
  19. Watching Breakin’ 1: Gas Lantern Boogaloo. White people are so klutzy.2:13 AM Dec 29th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  20. Ok, you think I’m twittering about you, but I’m NOT twittering about you. Except now I am (you vain bitch, Carly Simon).12:26 AM Dec 29th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  21. Anything worth doing will, eventually, become bittersweet. The surprise lies in finding out how.12:17 AM Dec 29th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  22. Well, since I’ve now pitched my biz idea to someone who isn’t also my fiancée, I hope he likes it too. It’s too young to die.4:39 AM Dec 28th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  23. @Ozreiuosn You really shouldn’t have bought him his own stupid iPhone.10:06 PM Dec 27th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to Ozreiuosn
  24. If Train O leaves Museum R at approx 5:30pm and (family * time since)^2, can Train O arrive at Station SF before heat death of the universe?6:26 PM Dec 27th, 2008 from Twitterrific
  25. Alright, alright! Like herding cats through a museum wasn’t reward enough, I’m done with train pictures.5:40 PM Dec 27th, 2008 from Twitterrific
  26. Such an odd thing, revisiting fond, faded memories from childhood with an objective high-megapixel DSLR.3:03 PM Dec 27th, 2008 from Twitterrific
  27. Choo choo! Railroad museum! I knew there was a reason I came back to this stupid town.2:10 PM Dec 27th, 2008 from Twitterrific in reply to sleepbotzz
  28. Why sleep, when you can design pie-in-the-sky business plans and visit truck stop restaurants?2:31 AM Dec 27th, 2008 from Twitterrific
  29. Ah, yes iPhone transgression #1: tweeting about your dumb new iPhone. Moving on to #2: http://tinyurl.com/74jh9812:16 AM Dec 27th, 2008 from mobile web
  30. @Ozreiuosn Which is to say, of course, not very often 😛8:48 PM Dec 26th, 2008 from Twitterrific in reply to Ozreiuosn
  31. Well, thanks to @Ozreiuosn, I don’t have to keep the Christmas iPhone a secret anymore. Yeah, I’m one ‘a those people now.8:28 PM Dec 26th, 2008 from Twitterrific
  32. @Ozreiuosn Crap! I’ve been outed!7:53 PM Dec 26th, 2008 from Hahlo in reply to Ozreiuosn
  33. The great unanticipated faux pas of our relationship is that BOTH families live within driving distance. No one told us THIS would happen.5:06 PM Dec 26th, 2008 from Hahlo
  34. If these Almond Roca nuggets don’t hold out, we may not last another night in the wilderness of Sacramento.3:36 PM Dec 26th, 2008 from Hahlo
  35. Isn’t it nice to visit home for the holidays? Except replace ‘home’ with ‘crowded freeways’ and ‘visit’ with ‘bring emergency rations for.’3:32 PM Dec 26th, 2008 from Hahlo
  36. Is it over? Is it finally over?1:41 PM Dec 26th, 2008 from Hahlo
  37. I won the race 😀7:34 PM Dec 25th, 2008 from Hahlo
  38. @bob1woodboy Well, I have at least one very good hypothesis…4:54 PM Dec 25th, 2008 from Hahlo in reply to bob1woodboy
  39. And now, finally, the traditional Christmas race to get new jammies on!10:43 AM Dec 25th, 2008 from Hahlo
  40. Can’t help but notice how few cars are on the road this CHRISTMAS MORNING.9:43 AM Dec 25th, 2008 from Hahlo
  41. It appears that we slept through 2+ hours of the sound of an old phone ringing. Battery life would appear to confirm this.9:00 AM Dec 25th, 2008 from Hahlo
  42. ALARM FAIL! Errant klaxons have failed me before, but never like this. Gonna miss Christmas?8:33 AM Dec 25th, 2008 from Hahlo
  43. It’s KRIMMIS!12:00 AM Dec 25th, 2008 from Hahlo
  44. “Look, there’s a child attacking that poor tiger!” “It’ll have to be put down…”7:38 PM Dec 24th, 2008 from Hahlo
  45. Most popular giftbso far is “war string,” a loop of yarn used variously to tame tigers, garrote adversaries, and ride canines..7:31 PM Dec 24th, 2008 from Hahlo
  46. Lotta family here. The pile of presents is taller than the tree. There are more in the garage. I sympathize with the tree.7:18 PM Dec 24th, 2008 from Hahlo
  47. The rain, I feign, is driving me insane (actually, it’s the intense traffic and sleep deprivation).5:02 PM Dec 24th, 2008 from Hahlo
  48. It’s beginning to look a lot like we’re gonna be frickin’ late.2:39 PM Dec 24th, 2008 from Hahlo
  49. @satiredun Be forewarned, though, if that guy starts repeating ” where’s the squid?” you should leave IMMEDIATELY.5:02 AM Dec 24th, 2008 from Hahlo in reply to satiredun
  50. @satiredun Now I can say it: I know exactly how you feel. This thing is a proprietor of putz par excellance.4:57 AM Dec 24th, 2008 from Hahlo in reply to satiredun
  51. How many days have I had this? Yeah, I have a friend who just got broken out of jail for free.2:24 AM Dec 24th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  52. The first rule of holiday hint dropping: always confuse your marks. Or is it?9:33 PM Dec 23rd, 2008 from Hahlo
  53. Oh, thank goodness. I’ve so far avoided any hints about my numerous bookstore visits.9:22 PM Dec 23rd, 2008 from Hahlo
  54. @tyrsalvia and I shall now participate in that hallowed holiday tradition, the Last-Minute Gift Hussle-Fuss.6:35 PM Dec 23rd, 2008 from Hahlo in reply to tyrsalvia
  55. ‘Tis better to give than to receive. Example: our open network, The Mrowr Praxis, seems to work faster with the freeloaders than without.3:38 PM Dec 23rd, 2008 from TwitterFox
  56. @tyrsalvia Sounds like soylent greenwashing to me.1:38 PM Dec 23rd, 2008 from Hahlo in reply to tyrsalvia
  57. @sherilyn You hipster scum… the more you tighten your grip, the more thrift items will slip through your fingers (let’s call it a mashup).1:15 PM Dec 23rd, 2008 from Hahlo in reply to sherilyn
  58. This is madness, Streetsweeper! Only by joining our forces will we ever be able to defeat the scourge that is… _DOUCHEBAG PARKING JOBS_.10:16 AM Dec 23rd, 2008 from TwitterFox
  59. My only consolation is knowing that whatever jerk poured ice on my car last night probably froze to death anyways.9:28 AM Dec 23rd, 2008 from Hahlo
  60. Oi–“@6¿¡‘;:/-.,?’«»&?1_!’# MUST FEIGN NORMaL SLEEp ScHEDULE5:23 AM Dec 23rd, 2008 from Hahlo
  61. @panavatar “I should be more concerned—it’s a lot harder to make a dinosaur than a baby!” Got that right, ladyfriend.1:11 AM Dec 23rd, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to panavatar
  62. I know this makes me old to the kids, but when the COMPUTER is the thing that stays on in a power outage, it’s still bizzarro-world.1:05 AM Dec 23rd, 2008 from TwitterFox
  63. Oh yeah, ho ho ho. Your single strand of lights would look impressive if it were on the actual dollhouse your estate was modelled on.9:44 PM Dec 22nd, 2008 from Hahlo
  64. Christmastime lollygagging in St. Francis Wood. Seems there is enough parking in the city, it’s just unevenly distributed.9:27 PM Dec 22nd, 2008 from Hahlo
  65. Oh God, what if I turn into one of those people? Those… People.7:10 PM Dec 22nd, 2008 from Hahlo
  66. this thing is weirder than I thought it would be5:30 PM Dec 22nd, 2008 from Hahlo
  67. Honestly, who worships fruit? Well, besides my Canadian friend. He’s an old-time fruit-worshiper.2:35 PM Dec 22nd, 2008 from TwitterFox
  68. My parents have just finished their pitch—they’re trying to get me into a cult this Christmas. Can’t say it’s not tempting.2:27 PM Dec 22nd, 2008 from TwitterFox
  69. @bubsy012 It’s only silent because you don’t have the volume turned up on GChat. Also, you’re not on GChat.1:09 AM Dec 22nd, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to bubsy012
  70. I love Christmas. It’s the one time of year I can pull off my North Pole undies. Not, uh, “pull off,” but… oh, you know what I mean.12:57 AM Dec 22nd, 2008 from TwitterFox
  71. @nomimaybe I knew it! Called! Hope Springs Eternal. Coincidentally, I found a piece of tri-tip that I lost. Aren’t the holidays wonderful?11:46 PM Dec 21st, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to nomimaybe
  72. Desiging website for compatibility w/ Internet Explorer 6 + extra beer equals NOOOOO! Box model FAIL:!!11:26 PM Dec 21st, 2008 from TwitterFox
  73. Ha! Santa Claus killed all those people that were naked! Thank you, Bad Movie Night. Remind me why we don’t drnuk twtiter? aH!11:09 PM Dec 21st, 2008 from TwitterFox
  74. The self-satisfied giggling furball in my room wants everyone to know her finger puppets are SUPERCUTE. I stress: this is not peer-reviewed.7:30 PM Dec 21st, 2008 from TwitterFox
  75. To be fair, it’s mostly “Here comes Fatty with his Sack o’ Shit (and all them Stinkin’ Reindeer)” that does it. The Motown stuff is great.7:24 PM Dec 21st, 2008 from TwitterFox
  76. John Waters makes me feel dirty. However, his Christmas album is excellent, since I enjoy the “oh, I feel so dirty… and cheery!” feeling.7:14 PM Dec 21st, 2008 from TwitterFox
  77. @bubsy012 You can buy booze! Christmas booze!6:49 PM Dec 21st, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to bubsy012
  78. Feh—rainclothes!?! Nothing that can’t be accomplished by simply shellacking this faux fur hat.5:45 PM Dec 21st, 2008 from TwitterFox
  79. Gah, I wish I had some dry clothes. I remember putting them out…5:23 PM Dec 21st, 2008 from TwitterFox
  80. @sherilyn Personally, I think 29 is enough. Nice closer by the way. “The following film may contain one or more missing reels -The Mgmt”5:09 PM Dec 21st, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to sherilyn
  81. Ha! Look at those poor suckers who left a whole load of laundry out on the clothesline.3:48 PM Dec 21st, 2008 from TwitterFox
  82. @sfslim I believe you mean Professor Lidenbrock—Fogg is famous for his fantastical journey around the world rather than under it. So says I…2:30 PM Dec 21st, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to sfslim
  83. Impudent female! Return to your erstwhile slumber! I have necessity of hiding many, many tabs from you.1:40 PM Dec 21st, 2008 from TwitterFox
  84. Iä! Sadly, there will be no organized Cthulhu Caroling this solstice. Thankfully, “Him Who Is Not to be Named” will remain nameless.12:30 PM Dec 21st, 2008 from TwitterFox
  85. This Solstice, I’d like to celebrate by getting up early enough that the shortest day of the year doesn’t seem like it.12:10 PM Dec 21st, 2008 from TwitterFox
  86. This will be the latest-rising sun I will see until next year. That’ why I stayed awake. Yeah.7:07 AM Dec 20th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  87. My ladyfriend @panavatar had a brilliant idea earlier today. What’re your plans for this Solstice (Sunday)? Anyone up for Cthulu caroling?2:27 AM Dec 20th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  88. Friday is the best day to go out. Does that mean one should not simply go home and eat tri-tip, “California’s cut of beef?” No.1:59 AM Dec 20th, 2008 from web
  89. Elsewhere Public Works Agency txts me: Beware false nonchalance. Under no circumstance visit these jack-a-napes: http://jejuneinstitute.org1:56 AM Dec 20th, 2008 from web
  90. Recommendation from @sfslim indicates I should investigate the Jejune Institute. Random 800 number posted on way home indicates conspiracy.1:25 AM Dec 20th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  91. Singing? Dancing? It’s fantastic. I’m as baffled as anyone at my non-exposure to musical theater before age 23. I’ve made up for lost time.1:18 AM Dec 20th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  92. The Snowmiser show tonight was preposterously entertaining, and my talented roommate @rhiannononon deserves to be nominated for a SFEmmy.1:08 AM Dec 20th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  93. @nomimaybe That’s what I thought about my vintage Model M keyboard, then a birthday came along, and whadda ya know. Keep hope alive.12:26 AM Dec 20th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to nomimaybe
  94. @frankchu “Amulfications of Adeste Fidelis Laeti Triumphantes,” definitely. I think it’s more poetic.12:22 AM Dec 20th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to frankchu
  95. “That’s more than enough housework,” she might say. And then she’d push him out the door to see the Snowmiser show. Oh, dreams do come true.9:38 PM Dec 19th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  96. Nobody but me gets sentimental about switching keycaps anymore.1:32 AM Dec 19th, 2008 from web
  97. Police shoot real bullets into a special barrel. My roommate, ever clever, asks “they have fish in there?” Officer says, “not anymore.”10:33 PM Dec 18th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  98. Bang bang bang! Multiple shots fired outside my home in the Mission! Eh, they don’t mean anything. http://tinyurl.com/3jzrq210:08 PM Dec 18th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  99. @rickabruzzo Truly UNCANNY. Now, where are my new Shamizens?9:43 PM Dec 18th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to rickabruzzo
  100. @rickabruzzo My girlfriend and I really want to know how you’ve somehow accessed both our iTunes libraries from your radio station.9:33 PM Dec 18th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to rickabruzzo
  101. @SisterMable Really? Cause you seem like the type that belongs on http://wipipedia.org/8:11 PM Dec 18th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to SisterMable
  102. I love to type! Type, type, type! Type and be mail monkey. Prefer type.2:49 PM Dec 18th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  103. @bubsy012 My heart goes out to all graduates of your institution. May the many random letters on your diplomas serve you well.1:54 PM Dec 18th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to bubsy012
  104. Wish fulfillment! I has new keyboard from love-of-life @panavatar! But it really, really smells. http://i42.tinypic.com/16ji…1:02 PM Dec 18th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  105. Wikipedia gives us many gifts of knowing— I wanna know why someone would create an account just to disparage Blackie the Horse.10:45 AM Dec 18th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  106. On Wikipedia, everyone can hear you whine.2:00 AM Dec 18th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  107. When you use “quotation marks” like a pair of tongs—to handle ideas you “have contempt for”—it’s not “punctuation” it’s “being a douchebag.”…1:13 AM Dec 18th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  108. @Ozreiuosn I see you too! Boy, this tweet would’ve been more effective four hours ago. Let’s pretend, shall we?12:42 AM Dec 18th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to Ozreiuosn
  109. Bastard keeps trying to speedy-delete Chicken John’s Wikipedia page! http://tinyurl.com/3rqjnt7:23 PM Dec 17th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  110. I wonder if they ever think about me, and my massive unreleased cache of recordings featuring them… http://archive.homepie.org4:04 AM Dec 17th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  111. “He said ‘you weren’t very good either, I think you bit me,’ and I said, ‘I didn’t exactly kiss you back, Monkey.'” Kids say the darndest…3:47 AM Dec 17th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  112. My, the secrets I hide by not announcing them here. Too many hidden projects lately.10:14 PM Dec 16th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  113. 48 years later, zombie Khrushchev rises from the grave, commandeers an Iraqi reporter, and gets his day on YouTube http://tinyurl.com/5q3ajx5:20 PM Dec 16th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  114. So that’s how it’s gonna be, new router? Either I can access you, OR the internet? Well, I know who my favorite is…2:10 AM Dec 16th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  115. @sfslim Ooh! Ooh! Do hemoglobin! Just reading @RichardDawkins talk about it today. http://en.wikipedia.org/wik…4:46 PM Dec 15th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to sfslim
  116. The verdict: no one gets jury duty! Yay! Except everyone who did, which in this case wasn’t me.10:44 AM Dec 15th, 2008 from txt
  117. Here goes something…8:12 AM Dec 15th, 2008 from txt
  118. Oh yeah, this’ll be fun to ride through first thing tomorrow morning. Do they even have bike racks at the courthouse? Bet you they’re $1.50.2:03 AM Dec 15th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  119. Let’s see… what’s the UGLIEST possible outfit I can wear to jury duty…1:05 AM Dec 15th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  120. ? rrrrah-DAT dat-dat-DUH dah-DUM-dum… dah-DAT da-da-DAH duh-dum… da-DAT dat-dah-DUH dah-DUM-dum… DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN DUH DUNNN! Teh-BIRTHDAY! ?…3:43 PM Dec 13th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  121. MAH NA MAH NA… doot-doo dee doodoo. MAH NA MAH NA… doot-doo dee doo. BIRTHDAY.3:17 PM Dec 13th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  122. I can smell my birthday baking in the kitchen.10:42 PM Dec 12th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  123. My mother inspires me to add this: I have a great relationship, live in an amazing city, and can be elected to the U.S. Congress tomorrow.6:45 PM Dec 12th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  124. Dog died, GF’s mom died, fired from two jobs for absurdly bizarre reasons… I dunno, 2008’s kinda sucked for me. Or has *24* sucked?3:17 PM Dec 12th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  125. Great, like 2008 needed another second. 4… 3… 2… 1… 1… Happy New Year! http://tr.im/27g59:25 AM Dec 12th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  126. “REALLY!?! … not really.” It’s that magical space in-between that makes deception such a delight.8:44 PM Dec 11th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  127. In fact, cannibalism is the only crime mentioned by name in the Constitution.8:39 PM Dec 11th, 2008 from web
  128. Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab perfume annoying me again… if I smell cookies, I damn well should be able to EAT cookies.7:25 PM Dec 11th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  129. Rompope, Egg Nog, and Cherry Coke sprinkled w/ Nutmeg (a.k.a “holiday cinnamon sand”) = my new holiday beverage, the Cherry Nog Creamsicle.2:22 AM Dec 11th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  130. @Rhiannononon Is it… a prospecting pick? The kind that a gold-miner would use?1:35 AM Dec 11th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to rhiannononon
  131. Perfect! This Christmas tree smells just like Christmas. Thank you, Delancey Street guys.8:25 PM Dec 10th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  132. @SisterMable It was on the nightstand, and so was her retainer. It leaked last night, and she put in her retainer today. I’m fascinated too.5:18 PM Dec 10th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to SisterMable
  133. Anyways, the final verdict is that my girlfriend needs to stop mixing drugs—the caffeine in migraine pills and the caffeine in Dr. Pepper.5:01 PM Dec 10th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  134. @girlsgonemad The only cardiac dysrhythmia she has is when it skips a beat on account she loves me so much.4:57 PM Dec 10th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to girlsgonemad
  135. “You can OD on Benadryl,” she opines.4:50 PM Dec 10th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  136. So she has me call Poison Control because she just ingested some anti-itch gel and has the shakes, but guess what? It’s liquid Benadryl.4:46 PM Dec 10th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  137. I seem to be getting a lot of non-fake, contributing, real people who want to follow me on Twitter. What am I doing wrong? [97]12:20 PM Dec 9th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  138. @rhiannononon And you are ever so welcome, Ms. Easyplease. Turkey Pot Pie tomorrow.12:09 AM Dec 9th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to rhiannononon
  139. Well, seems it flew right past blazer season strait into scarf season. #whitewhine6:27 PM Dec 7th, 2008 from txt
  140. Whoa! The chicken in my dream last night scratched my hand FOR REAL! Krueger Chicken! (what, you don’t dream chickens?)2:18 PM Dec 7th, 2008 from txt
  141. @sfslim All I know is that in the 4 hours b/w that tweet and the last, we all lost a beloved friend… the Obamase.4:00 AM Dec 6th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to sfslim
  142. @rhiannononon I likr beer! And the other thign,,,11:17 PM Dec 5th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to rhiannononon
  143. Unemployed game #113: bagging your groceries at FoodsCo so fast, that when they eventually hire baggers, you’ll be the top of the list.11:14 PM Dec 5th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  144. Oh, btw, the sunset at Tire Beach was *lovely* …thanks for asking (this ambient intimacy thing only works if you care, too).8:46 PM Dec 5th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  145. And yes, until I get a “real job” as a Lightroom jockey, it’s just this, and futile entreaties to be a roasted chestnut vendor.7:32 PM Dec 5th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  146. Why is everyone always asking me, “why are you uploading Flickr pictures instead of getting a job?” This is the closest thing I have, folks.7:22 PM Dec 5th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  147. RELATED: one of the advantages of old-fashioned number-punching SMS it that it’s time-consuming and distracts you. From, you know, pirates.11:26 PM Dec 4th, 2008 from txt
  148. Post Readymade craft faire In-N-Out plans spoiled by drunk, vomiting teenage pirates. Much more annoying than real pirates.11:23 PM Dec 4th, 2008 from txt
  149. The snowclone stuck in my brain is writing checks my clever wit can’t cash.7:41 PM Dec 4th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  150. Interestingly enough, Stigler’s Law of Eponymy (a.k.a. rule of lesser attribution) was… that’s right, not discovered by Stigler. Figures.2:56 AM Dec 4th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  151. Man, I should have never taught her the magic pattern-interrupt “nobody cares about your stupid problems.” Now she’s abusing the magicalness1:41 AM Dec 3rd, 2008 from TwitterFox
  152. Hold on… this is bizarre. Are we so backward a culture that we still have no word yet for a unicorn/pegasus hybrid?10:33 PM Dec 2nd, 2008 from TwitterFox
  153. Most of Sunday was spent biking Golden Gate Park, pursuing the opposite of claustrophobia & tearing yet ANOTHER hole in a pants’ crotch.9:52 AM Dec 2nd, 2008 from TwitterFox
  154. Rather unfortunate, considering @sfslim makes people better Tweeters.9:42 AM Dec 2nd, 2008 from TwitterFox
  155. Bazaar Bizarre included sightings of @nomimaybe, @sflsim & @nifercritter, but as @panavatar previously opined, it was “rather impersonal.”9:37 AM Dec 2nd, 2008 from TwitterFox
  156. Thanksgiving gratefully spent w/ @sonomabuzz & @annielalo—otherwise known as “my parents” (only one of whom actually has a Twitter account)…9:29 AM Dec 2nd, 2008 from TwitterFox
  157. Got some ‘splaining to do…9:29 AM Dec 2nd, 2008 from TwitterFox
  158. @sandwichgirl I think you nailed it. You may have missed the ‘God thinks church is more important than football’ signs, though.12:09 PM Nov 30th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to sandwichgirl
  159. @tyrsalvia OMG! Flashbacks to my youth in Palm Springs where his metal visage, guarding a jug full of garbage, would scald 6 months a year.4:17 PM Nov 26th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to tyrsalvia
  160. Ok, hypothetically… say I’m a househusbund and I get chores (“women’s work”) done better in a skirt. Backwards sexism or stereotype hacking?…10:58 PM Nov 25th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  161. @sleepbotzz kissed hello through the window! Oh, it’s cool to live in a small town. Now, how to get the smudge off.6:20 PM Nov 25th, 2008 from txt in reply to sleepbotzz
  162. That photo safari I went to? All that cross-processing last night? You can discover what I was yammering about now: http://tr.im/TISafari1:59 PM Nov 25th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  163. @Orinz Ahh! Subject-verb, subject verb! And it’s more than five minutes ago… dammit! #OCDgrammarian11:25 PM Nov 24th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to Orinz
  164. Playing Secret Weakness again… My girlfriend is the only person I’ve ever known to have be viscerally repulsed by the EVIL THAT IS YARN.11:07 PM Nov 24th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  165. I, I shall go Flickring into this good night, and like happy children coloring outside lines, will cross-process till I can color no more.6:21 PM Nov 24th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  166. OH: “Eww! You ate something off that Comic Sans!” (Yes, OH in my bedroom)4:03 PM Nov 24th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  167. That’ll be the last time I do 2 craft fairs in a row. Wait, what’s that @panavatar? The schedule says otherwise? Well then. Nevermind.12:43 PM Nov 24th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  168. @panavatar You’re just sayin’ that cause I have a binaural brainwave entrainment generator and translucent pink goggles. Nothin’ special.5:09 AM Nov 23rd, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to panavatar
  169. The quality of geotagging on Treasure Island is horrendous, especially these music festival ne’er-do-wells… Oh, me? I just woke up for this…12:12 AM Nov 23rd, 2008 from TwitterFox
  170. Plan is proceeding perfectly (she gets a craft fair, I get a Photojojo safari on Treasure Island).2:31 PM Nov 22nd, 2008 from txt
  171. Me, I just cleaned house and baked some homemade bread. In my favorite manskirt. How’s your Friday going?11:23 PM Nov 21st, 2008 from TwitterFox
  172. Ah, little reminders of what I dreamt last night: Chicken John flushed his brain down the toilet… to hide it. It’s cold in the septic tank…4:50 PM Nov 21st, 2008 from TwitterFox
  173. Another game, “Secret Weakness:” I play by watching someone use my blue hair dye, then getting totally depressed. Everyone’s is different!2:47 AM Nov 21st, 2008 from TwitterFox
  174. Another of Lynae’s good apartment games (there are many): What Did I Come In Here For? My least fav is called “Find The Smell.”11:02 PM Nov 20th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  175. “Honey, I love you.” “I love youtube.” … “What was that last syllable?”9:18 PM Nov 20th, 2008 from web
  176. Yeah, I busted a tire on my new/old Univega, but on the plus side I did get to pet that nice black cat which crossed… my… path.7:47 PM Nov 19th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  177. @laughingsquid He thinks “Tenderloin” means “bad part of town,” and that San Francisco’s Tenderloin is in North Beach. Wakka wakka.4:17 PM Nov 19th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to laughingsquid
  178. I’ll be a great angry old man. At last, then, to blossom into the charming, noble truthsayer that publicly decries piss-poor planning. Yup.11:22 AM Nov 19th, 2008 from twhirl
  179. Sure, some people will be rude and show up for free day when they can obviously pay normal museum rate, but bringin’ em in by the busload?10:44 AM Nov 19th, 2008 from twhirl
  180. CAS allows tour buses on free day. If you can charter a bus, you can pay admission. Line stretched to De Young.9:52 AM Nov 19th, 2008 from txt
  181. How do I know I underslept? Only four tweets to read. Perfect storm of street-sweeping day/free museum day/not enough tweets day.7:34 AM Nov 19th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  182. Everyone’s day sucked except mine. And I watched the Star Wars Holiday Special. THAT’S HOW BAD THINGS ARE.10:52 PM Nov 17th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  183. @Ozreiuosn I just thought the rolled pant-legs were similar to ye olde gay colored-bandanna code that says things like “I enjoy sploshing.”4:40 PM Nov 17th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to Ozreiuosn
  184. Just think: one day culture will finally romanticize public transit, and the hipster elite will ride fixed-gear BART cars.4:33 PM Nov 17th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  185. Ugh. Done. Figured out why the right pant-leg gets rolled up, and the BIG importance of tightening the seat. Remind me when I do this again.4:21 PM Nov 17th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  186. Never understood the necessity of using “mark” to mark the start of something. Why not another name? Orin. On my Orin… ORIN.1:13 PM Nov 17th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  187. I’m making the perhaps questionable decision to take my new (old) bike with it’s new (old) seat on a 6-mile flyering errand. Pray 4 ma butt.12:43 PM Nov 17th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  188. Seems I’ve ended up at my folks’ place in Santa Rosa. How does this keep happening? S’not like I planned it, called them, then drove here…1:28 AM Nov 16th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  189. OWW. Have now extracted a tiny inch-long pin deceptively lodged in foot. And here I thought I had nerve damage—pins and needles, indeed.2:59 PM Nov 15th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  190. @bubsy012 Whoa! Are you serious?! I enjoy turkey AND books! Also, hello again finally.12:17 AM Nov 13th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to bubsy012
  191. Against all sound financial advice, I’m going to attend something that costs money. Don’t fail me now, Dr. Hal.8:56 PM Nov 12th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  192. It’s 53.95, ok? Stop asking,2:54 PM Nov 12th, 2008 from web
  193. @Ozreiuosn Bill Adama is your new bicycle.10:19 PM Nov 11th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to Ozreiuosn
  194. Unexpectedly, I respect someone in the msm again. MSNBC’s Keith Olbermann explains why gay marriage is about LOVE: http://tr.im/101i3:37 PM Nov 11th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  195. @sonomabuzz Don’t worry, there’ll be another soon enough. Like, 12 hours.11:34 AM Nov 11th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to sonomabuzz
  196. @Ozreiuosn I said amateur, didn’t I? (P.S. – Did your Flickr icon change inexplicably this morning? Mine did.)11:13 AM Nov 11th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to Ozreiuosn
  197. So, what are my fellow amateur numerologists planning to do today, November 11th, at 11:11? I plan on having an epiphany.11:05 AM Nov 11th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  198. I didn’t use the word ‘retard’ until I was 14.9:23 PM Nov 10th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  199. My mom’s a sweet lady but she may be purposefully overestimating how much I’d enjoy special ed kids. She should know better, having done so.9:20 PM Nov 10th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  200. @Ozreiuosn I like Sookie! I mean, she has her foibles, but she’s a MarySue who gives it up to vampires and reads redneck’s minds. C’mon…7:33 PM Nov 10th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to Ozreiuosn
  201. Recession sucks. That is all.6:35 PM Nov 10th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  202. This is getting ridiculous. It’s been a week. I need to stop dreaming of the Obama presidency.12:52 PM Nov 10th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  203. I can’t wait to have a kid. There’ll be a little person I can teach to power-cycle the router for me. But maybe I’ll get a monkey butler.3:10 PM Nov 9th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  204. @sonomabuzz I dunno, I can see the new photos. Are there more? Check again.10:01 PM Nov 8th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to sonomabuzz
  205. All I wanna ask my fetishistic fan on Flickr is this: what makes you think I want *every* photo tagged girlfriend & feet also tagged ‘sexy’?7:27 PM Nov 8th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  206. You know… it’s stupid, it’s sentimental, but I still think it’s important to own at least one pair of boxers that two people can fit inside…3:03 PM Nov 8th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  207. When you have 6171 Flickr pictures, going sequentially backwards can be a stunning perceptual-reset… *this* much closer to figuring me out…1:50 AM Nov 8th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  208. @sfslim They say the cost of living here is high. I say it still beats the alternative (in more ways than one).11:25 PM Nov 7th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to sfslim
  209. @rhiannononon I am not a follower, but rather a believer. I have been touched. There is noodly residue.11:24 PM Nov 7th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to rhiannononon
  210. Hiccup, burn self with boiling ramen, realize I missed #the NoOn8 rally… I don’t say this often, but FAIL. And I still have the hiccups.5:52 PM Nov 7th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  211. @BarackObama is joking about dogs in his press conference. Said he wants a mutt, like him. Also: Nancy Reagan seances. Dude IS too awesome.12:10 PM Nov 7th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to BarackObama
  212. If you chose B), congratulations… you were wrong, too. We really need a better sleep schedule.12:04 PM Nov 7th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  213. Hypothetically: say your girlfriend ALWAYS sleeps longer than you. Do you A) stay quiet hours on end B) wake gently C) just go back to sleep12:02 PM Nov 7th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  214. It doesn’t matter that my local grandpa’s collective helped me find the right wrench. This Model M keyboard is dead now. Sad face.1:05 AM Nov 7th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  215. Consider the rule that every idea implies its opposite. What effect do you think all the concentrated anti-gay praying will eventually have?4:14 PM Nov 6th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  216. @sleepbotzz Why am I favorable to http://or.ly/ ? The owl. Also, nobody else likes Libya.8:03 PM Nov 5th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to sleepbotzz
  217. “We’ll see if Mr. Obama becomes Uncle Sam or Uncle Tom” Yes, @chickenjohn, I agree that Ralph Nader can now go eat a bag of dicks.7:56 PM Nov 5th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  218. @eriney My outpost in the east, defender of the spectrum, student embodied, and poster child for female-loving graphic designers everywhere.7:22 PM Nov 5th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to eriney
  219. @smellmyhead Bradbury was a total dick, but knew how to tell a butterfly story. Wait—is he dead yet? Anyways my grampa likes swearwords too…5:14 PM Nov 5th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to smellmyhead
  220. @metaphorge Compulsory voting works well in Australia, except the Northern Territory where previously those votes didn’t count. Puerto Rico?4:46 PM Nov 5th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to metaphorge
  221. Anyone who’s had a dinosaur named after them (Crichtonsaurus) has done good in my book. Resquiscat in pace, artifex celebrus.1:53 PM Nov 5th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  222. You weren’t always easy to love, Crichton; you took unpopular scientific positions and had odd tastes, but you made me strong with wonder.1:39 PM Nov 5th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  223. And no, I’ll never forget the bit in “Next” where he fictionalizes one of his critics then makes him a gay baby-pedophile with a micropenis.1:31 PM Nov 5th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  224. I’ll never forget the postulated intelligent bacteria in “Sphere,” caught in a human machine, which it concludes is a test meant for itself.1:17 PM Nov 5th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  225. Michael Crichton, my childhood favorite author, has died. He is survived by his fans’ love (and blood relatives, I suppose) http://tr.im/u341:09 PM Nov 5th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  226. Encouraging news of two lawsuits to overturn Prop. 8 comes from none other than former President @Bartlet http://tr.im/u2t12:56 PM Nov 5th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  227. @sfslim Me too! And it’s a nice synchronicity that yours just popped up before I was about to do just that.11:14 AM Nov 5th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to sfslim
  228. Was there a one of you who did not feel a little more courageous, a little more centered, a little better tonight? If so txt and I’ll share.2:39 AM Nov 5th, 2008 from txt
  229. We just wanted to know where you were cause we’re going out soon, prolly to Pirate Cat.1:46 AM Nov 5th, 2008 from txt
  230. @Ozreiuosn We’ll return again. Two steps forward, one step back. Two steps forward, one step back…12:33 AM Nov 5th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to Ozreiuosn
  231. It’d be hard to overestimate how much San Fran likes this guy judging by the number of times I’ve called back his name to strangers tonight.11:39 PM Nov 4th, 2008 from txt
  232. Dear @pmcsf: I have heard the bad news and want to tell you that it’s not over. There are many more disgusting things than poop.9:55 PM Nov 4th, 2008 from txt
  233. The exciting and eccentric Mission superego has made a comeback from its long winter, right here at Pirate Cat Radio.9:11 PM Nov 4th, 2008 from txt
  234. The air fills with victorious trumpets and shouts of joy, adults skip down the street chanting and laughing, yelling their champion’s name.8:18 PM Nov 4th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  235. Ok, there is quite a lot of shouting and car honking and I KNOW there’s no world series the Giants are in.8:04 PM Nov 4th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  236. One minute. This is it. Pools closing… now.8:00 PM Nov 4th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  237. My Quebeçois friend is getting bored and wants to know when California will finally close the pools.7:49 PM Nov 4th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  238. I’m glad that percentages only ever get this exciting once every four years. Virginia: 49.8% for Obama to 49.3% for that other one!7:11 PM Nov 4th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  239. Breaking news! This just in: Orin Zebest now projects that San Francisco and everyone he likes will vote for Barack Obama!6:51 PM Nov 4th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  240. Even though it almost surely won’t last, there’s an undeniable joy in seeing Alabama, Texas, and West Virginia turn blue.5:30 PM Nov 4th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  241. If the Sheehan-mobile went “AOOGAH!” instead of simply cranking its crummy RV radio up to 11 I’d feel worse about not voting for her.3:51 PM Nov 4th, 2008 from twhirl
  242. Indiana polls closing… less than 10 minutes… guys, are you excited? You excited yet? WE’RE GETTING EXCITED.2:53 PM Nov 4th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  243. Virginia Tech’s polling station is 6.5 miles from campus, an unmarked one-lane road w/ 30 parking spots… for 5600 voters. http://tr.im/swo1:32 PM Nov 4th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  244. Here’s something weird, though: the “I Voted” stickers in SF include Chinese, which should translate as ??—but mine has 2 extra sinographs…12:22 PM Nov 4th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  245. Line was about a dozen long, took 10 minutes to drop off 2 ballots. Nice having the place be two blocks away. ¡Ya Voté! #votereport12:15 PM Nov 4th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  246. It’s weird being a Democrat and voting for the presumed winner. That’s never happened for me.11:13 AM Nov 4th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  247. Why must democracy wait for my girlfriend’s hair to dry?10:37 AM Nov 4th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  248. Fact is, I know only one American NOT voting for #Obama. He’s in Missouri, unfortunately, and it’s a toss-up state. We’ll see about that.12:48 AM Nov 4th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  249. Obama landslide in Dixville Notch, fellow patriots. http://tinyurl.com/5nbdhu11:40 PM Nov 3rd, 2008 from TwitterFox
  250. Suit up, America. Game on.7:16 PM Nov 3rd, 2008 from web
  251. I just wanna let you all know that even though I’ve been tweet-fasting lately, I fully intend to be hollering with the best of you tomorrow.7:14 PM Nov 3rd, 2008 from TwitterFox
  252. Leeeetle bit worried about that electrical cord (the one I drilled a hole in) that’s still up on the roof.4:05 PM Nov 3rd, 2008 from TwitterFox
  253. The good choice now is to stay inside and pretend November is only one week long. We’ll be dropping off our ballots tomorrow.3:02 PM Nov 3rd, 2008 from TwitterFox
  254. Are you serious, Universe? Obama’s grandmother dies ONE DAY before her grandson gets elected president? http://tinyurl.com/5ltoos2:00 PM Nov 3rd, 2008 from TwitterFox
  255. Think I may have permanently scalded off some of my thumb-hair while finishing up that giant metal cabinet. It’s… a long story.1:11 AM Nov 3rd, 2008 from TwitterFox
  256. Very pleased at my apparent decision to avoid Nanowrimo this year. Writer? I hardly knew ‘er! Ha hahaHA! I wanna job.2:25 PM Nov 2nd, 2008 from TwitterFox
  257. Woooo!!!! I’m caught in a space-time loop! Double existence folding backwards on me! (Eat your riboflavin, kids.)1:37 AM Nov 2nd, 2008 from TwitterFox
  258. @sfslim “The difference between the same icon and almost the same icon is the difference between rainbows and rainbow gumballs.” -Mark Twain7:11 PM Nov 1st, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to sfslim
  259. This might be the perfect day for a series of scientific debates. I’ve prepared for Wonderfest with 3 pens and a blank notebook.12:01 PM Nov 1st, 2008 from TwitterFox
  260. @sfslim @Ozreiuosn If you guys are gonna have the same icon, and tweet the same things, just go ahead and finish each other’s sentences too.11:50 AM Nov 1st, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to sfslim
  261. About to hold my Batboy and touch my Batboy at a rockin’ house party it Richmond. One more Boone soon!10:11 PM Oct 31st, 2008 from txt
  262. Batboy commenceth! Fear, mortals!9:00 PM Oct 31st, 2008 from txt
  263. Frontiersman makes much better use of my squirrel-based resources, and I can bring my David Bowie knife.6:07 PM Oct 31st, 2008 from TwitterFox
  264. If I’da worked harder, I coulda made a pretty decent vacuum. But that costume sucks.5:35 PM Oct 31st, 2008 from TwitterFox
  265. Oh lord… she’s putting on the rabbit-skin pants. It’s like having a centaur girlfriend, except without the smell.4:15 PM Oct 31st, 2008 from twhirl
  266. Current plans include a performance of Batboy in Alameda and a street party in Richmond with the Neverwas. Et toi? Y tu? Und Sie? And you?2:57 PM Oct 31st, 2008 from TwitterFox
  267. @Ozreiuosn Something’s blocking out the sunlight here. What did I miss? Did Obama win yet?12:31 PM Oct 31st, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to Ozreiuosn
  268. “That’s not rust, it’s a patina!”12:27 AM Oct 31st, 2008 from TwitterFox
  269. Give it up for Paul! Paul will be going home, as it were, with a 40 of Mickeys and three bags of pre-sorted recycling. Much love to ya, man.9:51 PM Oct 30th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  270. Said metal cabinet was procured from the basement of a goldrush-era house & brought upstairs w/ help from one of our helpful local homeless.9:46 PM Oct 30th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  271. Scraping the shit outta this giant metal cabinet I got off Craigslist, listening to animal sounds recorded on vinyl. Good times.9:38 PM Oct 30th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  272. @satiredun Ah, I remember when I saw the Decemberists with you. Fond memories of San Francisco moments.9:05 PM Oct 30th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to satiredun
  273. @SisterMable You know that you and @Ozreiuosn have the same icon? Y’all anti-octorians are getting confusing—I recommend rainbows somewhere…3:32 PM Oct 30th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to SisterMable
  274. @Ozreiuosn You know that you and @SisterMable have the same icon? Y’all anti-octorians are getting confusing—I recommend rainbows somewhere…3:32 PM Oct 30th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to Ozreiuosn
  275. Looking outside, I’m thinking that the ol’ toilet-paper-wrapped mummy is prolly a bad idea this year.3:24 PM Oct 30th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  276. I had to take pictures quickly. Sometimes I even surprise myself: http://tr.im/SakaiSun2:39 AM Oct 30th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  277. Guys, it worked! “Star Wars Holiday” is now a Hot Election Topic http://tinyurl.com/69cj5a4:53 PM Oct 29th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  278. “Always check the subject line. Always DOUBLE check the subject line. What’d I tell you!?” -career counselor, if they actually knew anything3:47 PM Oct 28th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  279. Had to get up to move the car. I’ve been awake fairly Long Now.9:27 AM Oct 28th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  280. There’s a hiring freeze at Salvation Army. Roll that off your tongue just once. Hiring freeze at Salvation Army.5:17 PM Oct 27th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  281. Sometimes I get annoyed when bums refuse to ask me for money, but then I remember, hey! …I don’t have any damn money!3:55 PM Oct 27th, 2008 from txt
  282. The Sakai greenhouses in Richmond, long abandoned but still growing, are scheduled to become condos. Gather ye rosebuds while ye may.5:34 PM Oct 26th, 2008 from txt
  283. Abandoned greenhouses? A model railroad club only open on Sunday? This adventure feels like it should have dinosaurs.1:32 PM Oct 26th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  284. Few ever advise what to do if you feel underqualified to vote on something. I don’t fully comprehend Prop 12—therefore, me not vote it.11:39 PM Oct 25th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  285. To clarify: SFBG thinks G.W. Bush is “insulting” to our plant. Scrutinizing each item makes me feel like a proud little citizen.7:16 PM Oct 25th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  286. I can no longer trust the SF Guardian based on their illogical non-support of Prop R. Researching contest-by-contest with pen in hand.5:51 PM Oct 25th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  287. @satiredun F1RST!!!!1! OMGWTFBBQ3:43 PM Oct 25th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to satiredun
  288. Oh my, http://fivethirtyeight.com is looking good right about now. Chance of an Obama landslide is 48.15%. Still: vote early, vote often.3:27 PM Oct 25th, 2008 from Election 2008
  289. I have been shoehorned & conscripted into a late-night Wienerschnitzel run. Things bode slightly worse for my project’s completion.10:14 PM Oct 24th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  290. It’s not the most elegant little roof nest, but the moon sure looks pretty out here… the 60 watt CFL moon.9:38 PM Oct 24th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  291. Although drilling a hole in the extension cord isn’t an ideal laptop on the roof scenario, it works. Pfft… “money and a room of your own.”7:37 PM Oct 24th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  292. @sonomabuzz Distraction is the main problem with writing on a computer. I find a fullscreen notepad program helps: http://tr.im/jvn4:41 PM Oct 24th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to sonomabuzz
  293. When Obama wins I’ll have a job and health insurance and fellowship in an inspired Democratic base. Until then… West Wing reruns.4:22 PM Oct 24th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  294. Skills I have: interacting with the public, web design and administration, many others. Skills I lack: getting out of the house before 4.4:09 PM Oct 24th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  295. In the dream, it’s not 2:00 in the afternoon.2:07 PM Oct 24th, 2008 from twhirl
  296. In the dream, those letterpress drawers are recursive miniatures of each floor, and moving a single slat changes whole rooms.2:04 PM Oct 24th, 2008 from twhirl
  297. In the dream, the fish tanks line the walls of all four stories in the kingdom.2:00 PM Oct 24th, 2008 from twhirl
  298. In the dream, the gumball machine in the shower is mostly decorative.1:59 PM Oct 24th, 2008 from twhirl
  299. You know what my problem is? I’m not forgiving enough. It’s been 3 months. I need to forget… that I was FIRED FOR CHANGING DESKTOP WALLPAPER…11:35 PM Oct 23rd, 2008 from TwitterFox
  300. 10-23-07! Never Forget! OiNK, R.I.P. Too many good places have we lost, friends. When pigs fly indeed… #oink #anniversary4:26 AM Oct 23rd, 2008 from TwitterFox
  301. I’m my girlfriend’s mail bitch. It’s actually a much more pleasant gig than my last job as a shipping clerk. Go figure.8:48 PM Oct 22nd, 2008 from TwitterFox
  302. @mikl_em Didn’t it just seem like a cameo from Futurama? Or am I thinking of “The Guide to Fats?”8:02 PM Oct 22nd, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to mikl_em
  303. Ok, I forgot that everything is funnier in Capslock. HOMOS FOUND A SHAVING LOOPHOLE.5:26 PM Oct 22nd, 2008 from TwitterFox
  304. @eriney Thankfully, face vs. leg razors are less problematic for you. Why do fundies think God hates homos? Homos found a shaving loophole.5:24 PM Oct 22nd, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to eriney
  305. I don’t know what most men are complaining about when HE shaves HIS face with HER leg razor, it seems to me they’re just… OWWWW.2:58 PM Oct 22nd, 2008 from TwitterFox
  306. How fascinated am I at the notion that Carl’s Jr. is hiring PhDs instead of me, just because PhD looks better on a résumé? Very fascinated…1:27 AM Oct 22nd, 2008 from TwitterFox
  307. Here’s hoping folks at UCSF give points for cleverly circumventing their Kobayashi Maru job application.11:23 PM Oct 20th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  308. For the record: generally not necessary to heavily JPG-compress your black-n-white unaliased Verdana title banner. Must supress nerd-froth……10:21 PM Oct 20th, 2008 from twhirl
  309. The toughest part of web-form job applications is overcoming the powerful need to scold piss-poor design. Oh, nevermind—no email link.10:15 PM Oct 20th, 2008 from twhirl
  310. I don’t care if forks ? knives; forks ? spoons either @panavatar. You wanna turn my hindbrain into a tinebrain? Stop throwing ’em then.6:18 PM Oct 20th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  311. Recently, I’ve been getting into floatation tanks. Wondering if I have any consciousness-minded friends so I can get into a floatation tank.4:44 PM Oct 20th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  312. @Ozreiuosn Did your old one get too RUSTY? BWaaahahaHA! #obvious #joke2:30 PM Oct 20th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to Ozreiuosn
  313. Somehow, I managed to avoid procrastinating all weekend. Oh, hello there Twitter.2:25 PM Oct 20th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  314. @metaphorge I’ll join you on the het-buttsex bandwagon. Hope that comes out right (ha!) @SFslim is on record comparing it to Project Runway8:12 PM Oct 17th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to metaphorge
  315. @sfslim Your educational topic sounds a whole lot like topical politics.4:10 PM Oct 17th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to sfslim
  316. Visit was good family fun. I need a better 5-letter word for “parents,” but thanks for tweet-love @tyrsalvia, @SisterMable & @metaphorge 😉3:28 PM Oct 17th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  317. Such behavior is especially evident when said company are the same people responsible for that upbringing. Folks, you still read my tweets?11:59 AM Oct 17th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  318. My middle-class upbringing causes me to do some strange things. Like clean and tidy and vacuum before company comes over. I blame the media.11:36 AM Oct 17th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  319. Ten resumes dispatched into the world today! Glad to say that only one is a confirmed paper airplane conversion…5:55 PM Oct 16th, 2008 from txt
  320. Another one of my favorite apartment games, especially late at night: Will This Require Pants?3:27 AM Oct 16th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  321. Oh friends, next time you have me cornered, ask me to tell the tale of the scalding hot garbage-water bath.12:10 AM Oct 16th, 2008 from twhirl
  322. @sfslim They always get us somehow don’t they? Just some female watching it across the room… before you know it you’re rooting for “spacey.”…12:06 AM Oct 16th, 2008 from twhirl in reply to sfslim
  323. Retweeting @Ozreiuosn: Set your phasers to “folksy”8:16 PM Oct 15th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  324. Stop talking about Joe the Plumber! There’s gonna be a video game online TOMORROW. #current #mccain7:01 PM Oct 15th, 2008 from Election 2008
  325. Why do you like you’re running mate, McCain? **Blink, blink, blink** That, my friends, is called a tell. #current #mccain6:44 PM Oct 15th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  326. Imma make a red white and blue t-shirt from the fabric of Democracy that tells people to get off my lawn. Sorry, curmudgeon-lovers. #current6:41 PM Oct 15th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  327. Negative ad discussion summary: “No, you’ve been throwing spitballs!” “No, you!” “Spitball thrower!” #current6:32 PM Oct 15th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  328. Why is no one ever concerned with the well-being of a little plumber named Mario? #current6:09 PM Oct 15th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  329. Neato! Plugin got approved for hosting at WordPress.org. I feel so smart. Now, to upload to the svn… uh… upload to… Subversion works how?…3:09 PM Oct 15th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  330. @flocker Whee! You don’t know how long I’ve waited for 2.0! Not that I haven’t been using the public beta for months… but still, whee!11:21 PM Oct 14th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to flocker
  331. Things I didn’t know… the word “plankton” has an opposite: nekton. Both coined by scientific illustrator Ernst Haeckel. Art has power.9:37 PM Oct 14th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  332. @sleepbotzz So you’re saying that you have FIVE WEEKS worth of music on your radio station, and you think I don’t care to know these things?10:32 PM Oct 13th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to sleepbotzz
  333. What I’d give to be a garbageman, a janitor, the men’s room attendant for a dirty movie theater in this town. Anything.5:47 PM Oct 13th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  334. One always wonders with evolution. What if trilobytes had lived? What if 60s-era German lounge had birthed funk, instead of James Brown?3:52 PM Oct 13th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  335. Twitter only allows so many ancient pageloads per while, and Last.fm never scrobbled the songs. Guess I’m a meme vector cause I just FAILed.2:58 PM Oct 13th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  336. When I lost my hostel job in January, I left behind a 4 hour power-gypsy playlist—now I’m cross-checking Last.fm and Twitter to get it back…1:07 PM Oct 13th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  337. @laughingsquid I was under the impression, from @sflslim‘s tweets, that @theburningman WAS the official account… certainly seems that way.7:49 PM Oct 12th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to laughingsquid
  338. The Mission is already such a large and influential district no one blinks calling it “Mission Indie Mart” even though it’s in Potrero.6:52 PM Oct 12th, 2008 from txt
  339. Poopcake aside, in all seriousness, the thing that I truly adore about craft fairs is how many nerdy sexy self-reliant people show up.3:09 PM Oct 12th, 2008 from txt
  340. Two weeks ago, my girlfriend glazed a ceramic monkey. Today, I finally got to use “would you like to pet my monkey?” in conversation.2:30 PM Oct 12th, 2008 from txt
  341. “Bierocks for Barack,” empanadas for the cause. Say whatever you want–the man has a solidly marketable name.1:56 PM Oct 12th, 2008 from txt
  342. I’ve never been sure of the etiquette involved in offering to hold/restrain the children of strangers.1:51 PM Oct 12th, 2008 from txt
  343. The irony of swatting away real flies from your dog poop and fake fly cupcakes is not lost on me. Ah, craft fairs.12:50 PM Oct 12th, 2008 from txt
  344. Incidentally, @mikl_em, @sleepbotzz, and whole Wicker crew, apologies for my effusive (if deserved) superlatives throughout the evening.3:39 AM Oct 12th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  345. @mikl_em I love theater geeks. No one bats an eye when I show up in an 85 year-old’s pinstripe suit, and the party couldn’ta done it better.3:26 AM Oct 12th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to mikl_em
  346. I has a Windsor knot for to see The Wicker Man @darkroomtheatre, plz to enjoy my playing dress-up, @rhiannononon7:43 PM Oct 11th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  347. Polishing up my password plugin, watching Star Trek TNG, and learning some lessons: sometimes, they’re *both* B-plots.6:12 PM Oct 11th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  348. Shut up, neighborhood political advocate. I don’t care who you want me to vote for supervisor. I’m voting @Bartlet this time.4:19 PM Oct 11th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  349. “My problem with the Scopes Monkey Trial is, was, and always will be this: there were never any monkeys ON TRIAL.” Please, @nonsequitur?2:57 PM Oct 11th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  350. @nonsequitur Would you mind if I took that little-used Twitter name off your hands?9:39 PM Oct 10th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  351. @sonomabuzz Fine with me. I attack the keyboard, then attack it again. Then I wake up and attack. Thing’s got more holes than swiss cheese.9:21 PM Oct 10th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to sonomabuzz
  352. “Between you and me: BUFFY’S NOT GAY!!!” I gotta start a Twitter account of my girlfriend’s non sequiturs.8:52 PM Oct 10th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  353. Ugh. 22nd-century me drank the electro-metastasizing juice in my dream last night, and now I’m having multiple viewpoint withdrawls.2:23 PM Oct 10th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  354. Unfortunately, at Chicken John’s art show featuring his campaign paperwork, I still couldn’t find the 10¢ contribution discrepancy.9:37 PM Oct 9th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  355. * DHL man delivers package * Me: “This is not the computer warranty component I’m looking for.”1:43 PM Oct 9th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  356. Goodbye, beaten, ugly, broke-ass street chair. Outta my bedroom & back from whence you came. Hello, better-ass chair. You smell like lilacs.6:17 PM Oct 8th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  357. I find myself eating ramen again, and I wonder, “why would someone want to make *this* their staple?” Then I remember… North Korea.5:43 PM Oct 8th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  358. Just kidding… that was yesterday, updating my résumé. WordPress plugins are really kinda fun to make.3:26 PM Oct 8th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  359. Since starting to write a WordPress plugin today, 100 baby angels have died from all my cursing.3:26 PM Oct 8th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  360. If my roommates’ bed is a mashed potato (@rhiannononon) then my bed is a sprouted potato.2:51 PM Oct 8th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  361. @missionmission Come, mister Tally-ban, tally me bah-nah-nuh — election come and me want not vote (something @panavatar said a week ago).11:00 PM Oct 7th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to missionmission
  362. Did he just say “telegraph?” He did, didn’t he? #mccain #current7:16 PM Oct 7th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  363. They said the wounds would heal. They said I’d get over it. Three years later, I still hate CSUMB with a burning, fierce vengeance.7:19 PM Oct 6th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  364. @germinator Right over here, ice-free and full of loud chickens.8:31 AM Oct 6th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to jeromegv
  365. You give up on my riddle? The secret lies in what all that “Winterhalter” nonsense was a few weeks ago: http://glot.homepie.org/to/2014:20 PM Oct 4th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  366. Home recording, demonstration, spectacular, “…and the [word intensifier]s,” Moog, olde tyme, fart & dinosaur. What do these have in common?…9:40 PM Oct 3rd, 2008 from TwitterFox
  367. @Ozreiuosn I know your hands hurt from typing but you can’t take the Vicodin and Percoset together. Things I learned watching The West Wing.12:06 AM Oct 3rd, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to Ozreiuosn
  368. Grudgingly, I admit that I love a woman who relentlessly calls me on things like misspelling “Tourette’s,” gee golly fartknocker.7:47 PM Oct 2nd, 2008 from TwitterFox
  369. Thank god none of this actually matters. #vpdebate #current7:31 PM Oct 2nd, 2008 from Election 2008
  370. No, no, don’t take the bait, Biden! You can’t look smarter than her, or people will think your head is too pointy! #current #biden7:24 PM Oct 2nd, 2008 from Election 2008
  371. Grudgingly, I admit that I love a woman who has Midwest housewife turrets (gosh darn gee willikers hoy McCoy…) #current #vpdebate7:16 PM Oct 2nd, 2008 from TwitterFox
  372. Presidential campaigns have a long tradition of mainstreaming flubs. “Normalcy” for “normality,” “subliminable,” and of course “noo-q-lurr.”6:57 PM Oct 2nd, 2008 from Election 2008
  373. What are some causes of climate change, candidates? Perhaps “the anthropocene,” our #current period of geologic history.6:32 PM Oct 2nd, 2008 from Election 2008
  374. “The Ultimate Bridge to Nowhere” BUUUURN! Aw, aw, aw, he said it!6:21 PM Oct 2nd, 2008 from Election 2008
  375. Am I the only one who hears “middle class” and translates it as “swing voters?” #current6:17 PM Oct 2nd, 2008 from Election 2008
  376. Watching the VP ‘bates through #current is the best political peanut gallery yet invented.6:07 PM Oct 2nd, 2008 from Election 2008
  377. Sometimes I think I keep tweeting just so I can go back later and figure out where it all went horrifically wrong. For my memoirs.3:18 PM Oct 2nd, 2008 from TwitterFox
  378. Like the country song says, some days you just feel like a Sunday paper on a Thursday morning. Not me, not today, not that that song exists……2:38 PM Oct 2nd, 2008 from TwitterFox
  379. “Just glazing my monkey, that’s all.” @Panavatar was born to tweet. What is WRONG with her? Doesn’t she know how adorably random she is?11:11 PM Oct 1st, 2008 from TwitterFox
  380. It’s over now. It’s done. Live. And I’m crazy for having done it. I don’t need praise. I need therapy. http://glot.homepie.org/9:42 PM Oct 1st, 2008 from twhirl
  381. @Ozreiuosn I would, but for one dead iPod. It said “very low battery” and hasn’t turned on since. Guess now I hafta shoot it & make glue.6:34 PM Oct 1st, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to Ozreiuosn
  382. Let’s not pretend I don’t know any sexy geeky people who’d be interested in geeky sex on camera: http://is.gd/3mfy9:12 PM Sep 30th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  383. Star Trek forces me to ask whether aliens could evolve without the concept of “pleasure.” My sexy exobiologist verdict: palm, meet face.7:12 PM Sep 30th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  384. My left eye is doing that twitchy thing again. Why are the street lights to the east getting brighter all of a sudden?5:58 AM Sep 30th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  385. Was Leo Strauss right in believing that Western Liberalism only leads to Nihilism? I don’t really care.10:11 PM Sep 29th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  386. Good morning! Today is a good… oh. Today is gonna be one of those Hawaiian sorta timezone days, huh. Friggin’ Hawaii.5:09 PM Sep 29th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  387. There are 178 words for rain in the Ferengi language, but *none* for crispy. I know this because someone’s trying to cheer me up. It worked.4:54 PM Sep 27th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  388. Scratch that. Screw everyone who wants to go to CAS. The line stretches around the concourse just for a “designated access pass.”2:44 PM Sep 27th, 2008 from txt
  389. For those looking for car entry to Cal Academy of Sciences, the northwest passage is open. Stop and smell the Rose Garden on the way there.2:12 PM Sep 27th, 2008 from txt
  390. I’m glad I’ve finally reached a point in my life where my hair requires ZERO work to get that “science-y” look for free museum day.12:07 PM Sep 27th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  391. The tragedy of the commons dictate that #Debate08, #current, & Horseshit be the first 3 “hot election topics” on http://election.twitter.com11:29 PM Sep 26th, 2008 from twhirl
  392. We got our own drinking game. When someone says “economy!” I apply for a job—and take a drink! Then another! Then start drinking!10:44 PM Sep 26th, 2008 from twhirl
  393. @sleepbotzz While I admit ur gen’ral rule that both men standing aren’t such tools, u urself may serve to show’t, every twit needn’t blow’t.10:37 PM Sep 26th, 2008 from web in reply to sleepbotzz
  394. Guess what I found at the dump’s art show—a bookcase! Guys? Guys, where’d you go? Isn’t it neat about my bookcase? Wanna debate my bookcase?…10:05 PM Sep 26th, 2008 from twhirl
  395. …unless you’re gonna be funny about it. Then be as mean as you want. Looks like non-sequiters using “Ahmadinejad” are a good bet. #debate08…9:46 PM Sep 26th, 2008 from twhirl
  396. I want you to know that I read all your tweets. This debate things has been hard on me, so next time, if you have nothing nice to say, STFU.9:32 PM Sep 26th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  397. Lose my bank? I didn’t LOSE my bank, like “whoops, where’d my bank go?” THEY GOT BOUGHT.4:33 PM Sep 26th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  398. Pancakes for dinner & tea for dessert & a nice long write-sit & I feel good & happy & alive & I still don’t have a job & that sucks.2:28 AM Sep 26th, 2008 from twhirl
  399. Rotten eggs with a hint of burned peanut: this fartpartment continues to earn its name.8:04 PM Sep 25th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  400. What do I get for finally calling the landlord to fix a broken drain? If it wasn’t where the raccoon died, it’s certainly where it suffered.6:50 PM Sep 25th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  401. I think the stink from the fink was linked to pink ink but thankfully he blinked, rethinked, and she stayed out of the clink.4:34 PM Sep 25th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  402. For an hour, I was looking for someone who even mildly resembled her. Her freak flag (pink-colored today) flies too high for doppelgängers.4:20 PM Sep 25th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  403. Security at Cosco thought my woman stole Zigzags from the cigarette cage. 2 things: we don’t smoke; she’s a ceramicist. She can make pipes.4:13 PM Sep 25th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  404. Ok, angry and frustrated and broke and disillusioned and tired. Not actually sick (knock on wood).8:56 PM Sep 24th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  405. At least I tried to get out of the house. Boy, I’m sick and tired of being sick and tired. It’s not a good color on me (and I love colors).8:44 PM Sep 24th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  406. @sleepbotzz Like son, like father.4:43 PM Sep 24th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to sleepbotzz
  407. 2:00 bedtime IS going to sleep early. I’ll play your game; now get off my back, diurnocentrics.1:57 AM Sep 24th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  408. Damn, L. Ron’s got some sloppy handwriting. I MEAN… UMM… I WAS JUST… Heil Hubbard!12:14 AM Sep 24th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  409. Note to self: don’t read BonigBoing then Wikileaks.org. Makes me paranoid. Especially since I have AT&T internet. Hi there, NSA!12:07 AM Sep 24th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  410. A little bike jaunt to return these (fully read) library books ought to lift those spirits, eh? Cause that’s the plan, so shut up.4:53 PM Sep 23rd, 2008 from TwitterFox
  411. Recently completed, and recommended: Cory Doctorow’s “Overclocked,” a short story collection, and “Captain Raptor and the …4:52 PM Sep 23rd, 2008 from TwitterFox
  412. Do them comma dammit.4:11 PM Sep 23rd, 2008 from TwitterFox
  413. The tabs are there to remind you what you’ve been trying to do lately. When there are too many for words, only icons staring back, do them.4:10 PM Sep 23rd, 2008 from TwitterFox
  414. Drunk and cleaning. You know, in some countries they ingest mind-altering substances in order to do MORE work—I guess the Homeostasicrat …9:52 PM Sep 22nd, 2008 from twhirl
  415. Saw dinosaurs and trains today. She knows me pretty well.11:41 PM Sep 21st, 2008 from TwitterFox
  416. Girlfriend had a suprise day trip for me today, and it went “choo choo!”2:28 PM Sep 21st, 2008 from txt
  417. Arr the freeleech be nigh over soon, and… oh, that day ended two days ago. Don’t wanna change icons.5:48 AM Sep 21st, 2008 from TwitterFox
  418. How stringent are ye olde Society of Creative Anachronism? Must one be consistently anachronistic, or is “Jehoshaphat” now and again enough?8:54 PM Sep 19th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  419. Hoy hoy! There be folk still in this wide world who dial wrong numbers? Was just myself thinking we’d edited that out in post.8:16 PM Sep 19th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  420. I remember those days, long gone, when DDOS was something that only happened to sites people didn’t like. No more.5:20 PM Sep 19th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  421. Ahoy! Th’ torrents, they will flood, an’ th’ ship, it scrapes; there be bounty to be had. 11 albums and counting.4:57 PM Sep 19th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  422. For th’ rest o’ yous, “Talk Like a Pirate Day” comes but once a year. For fine folks of my caliber on What.cd it be a lifestyle.3:37 PM Sep 19th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  423. We have battered the fine ship What.cd beyond gentlemanly conduct, and she is taking on FAIL like a harlot in Freetown that’s nigh swabbed.3:08 PM Sep 19th, 2008 from web
  424. We rise with the tides, @panavatar! Ye scurvy dog, how dare ye mumble “pirate day’s easier on the internet” like that be a sorta excuse!2:44 PM Sep 19th, 2008 from web
  425. What.cd freeleech! See, I can get up before noon, I just need a good reason. Torrents ahoy!12:20 PM Sep 19th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  426. Mastering my recording of Jascha + Jascha’s band at Philz. With the way things are going, I’ll be a paid audio engineer in 7 months.9:44 PM Sep 18th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  427. “Change comes from within,” says the axiom. Spare change comes from the gubmint, it looks like. Trickle-down theory = THEY’RE PEEING ON YOU.7:53 PM Sep 18th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  428. Adamantly and nobly trying to ignore the banking industry shenanigans of late, I can’t help but notice that I’m still unemployed.7:51 PM Sep 18th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  429. @twitter You guys brought back paging, whole and complete! MWAH! I was wondering what I did a year ago…6:27 PM Sep 18th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to twitter
  430. Today is the start of my third year in San Francisco. Wish me luck.5:13 PM Sep 18th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  431. Paying gig ahoy! For the next hour or so, I’ll be editing together bits of an Obama speech for a ringtone. Again, for money. Money money.10:02 PM Sep 17th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  432. Am I the only one who’s excited that soon, oh so soon, it will be blazer season?9:04 PM Sep 17th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  433. That ride quickly turned into a scavenging fest. Oh, who am I kidding—I left with a backpack. Warm summer afternoons…8:00 PM Sep 17th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  434. Bike riding time! (this family-friendly tweet brought to you by Orin’s raging fear of disapproval.)6:05 PM Sep 17th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  435. Guys! I made a tribble from my head!12:26 AM Sep 17th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  436. Haircut in the bedroom, feels like home to me.10:26 PM Sep 16th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  437. More shutting yap later (my mother lurks my Twitter (Mom, don’t comment on me commenting on you lurking my Twitter)).4:10 PM Sep 16th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  438. I need to learn to shut my big digital yap, I guess.3:23 PM Sep 16th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  439. Good juju, good juju, good juju! Cover letter sent. Oh, damn, forgot the resumé!4:36 PM Sep 15th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  440. @girlsgonemad Icon change! I caught ya this time. Worry not about the records; I have a bittorrent offering in the works. Distributed old.12:13 PM Sep 15th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to girlsgonemad
  441. Did you know that the right channel is always quieter in records because the outside groove is the one that pushes the needle? Didn’t hafta.12:01 PM Sep 15th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  442. The goal is to get the vinyl to make the green bars go up high without going over, while staying near each other. Obsolete skill in ~5-10.11:51 AM Sep 15th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  443. I thought I might not be “detail-oriented” enough for Kink.com, then I realized I’ve spent the past 3 days fussing over treble variance.11:27 AM Sep 15th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  444. Awoken with ‘Inspector Gadget’ pounding full volume inside my head. So, it’s gonna be one of those days…10:20 AM Sep 15th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  445. Mission tip: Sunday is the best day for sidewalk finds, before the street cleaning Gestapo have their way with things.11:59 PM Sep 14th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  446. My neighborhood wants me to know that it’s like, hella nice outside. HELLA hella dude. Who says the streets can’t talk?4:33 PM Sep 14th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  447. @lukechastain Oddly enough, that sounds like a Simpsons joke.4:28 PM Sep 14th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to lukechastain
  448. @girlsgonemad “Lynae, can you tell me what ‘EGL’ means in this context?” “Elegant Gothic Lolita. That’s what it’ll always mean for Caitlin.”3:45 PM Sep 14th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to girlsgonemad
  449. @darkroomtheater So neat that you finally showed up! good thing I came prepared: 1:57 AM Sep 14th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to darkroomtheater
  450. I totally understand those Sweet Valley kids now. This babysitting can be pretty fun. Even if the kid stays up past midnight(!).1:23 AM Sep 14th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  451. I’m afraid the sudden pull or the, err… the “vacuum energy,” as it were, will knock off the record player’s power. Excuse found!7:02 PM Sep 13th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  452. “Hugo Winterhalter Goes Gypsy” Sha-ZAAM! They don’t make ’em like they used to. No, really… this thing is old.6:31 PM Sep 13th, 2008 from web
  453. Cleaning day! That means I’m converting vinyl records to digital. Yes—I am easily distracted by neat projects.6:29 PM Sep 13th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  454. @rhiannononon It’s just a rough draft for eye candy. There’s more where that came from.9:30 PM Sep 12th, 2008 from web in reply to rhiannononon
  455. It’s official: @rhiannononon‘s name has too many N’s in it. I should know, I hand-traced them: http://rhiannoncharisse.com8:48 PM Sep 12th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  456. There’s an opening at The Armory. Damn, that’s an appealing job. Damn, 2257 rules are frightening. Planning on what to tell my mother now…6:10 PM Sep 12th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  457. Apply to all jobs you think you are qualified for. Especially if you are qualified to do a stop-motion short about anthropomorphic fruit.11:33 PM Sep 11th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  458. What do you mean I haven’t been around lately? Spore finished downloading.3:43 AM Sep 11th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  459. Good job, CERN! Said the world (and the Pythons): “I’m not dead yet!”1:50 AM Sep 10th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  460. Contact seems such an appropriate movie to watch on a night like tonight. Large Hadron Collider: Sagan approved. Starring Matt McConaughey.1:27 AM Sep 10th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  461. In an instant we could find out on YouTube. But it’s better to try and recall the theme from Tailspin by singing it wrong… many, many times…2:15 AM Sep 9th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  462. Wait, I went to Sacramento today? Something about this pride-suppressant I’m taking to help me find a job must be screwing with me.11:57 PM Sep 8th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  463. Somehow I lost a few hours. Vague memories of driving in a confusing place, and now my printer is different. A lot more books here too.11:42 PM Sep 8th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  464. Let’s be clear, fast food vendors, we all want a job that “makes us smile,” but few want to be contractually obligated to do so.1:25 PM Sep 8th, 2008 from txt
  465. Hate when I do that… accidentally applied to a job scam again. At least they write me back.11:36 AM Sep 8th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  466. I always have to get in at least one good joke at Bad Movie Night. Tonight, it was Julia Roberts starring in “Boys Don’t Cry.”10:59 PM Sep 7th, 2008 from txt
  467. @mikl_em Would you shut up already? I’m trying to watch a damn movie.7:37 PM Sep 7th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to mikl_em
  468. The sun on my face, the wind in my hair… this roof thing could get to be a habit. I think Johnny Cash used to sing about not having these.6:32 PM Sep 7th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  469. @rhiannononon I think I can make an exception for you, especially considering how many PBR carbohydrate supplements I’ve been enjoying.4:27 PM Sep 7th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to rhiannononon
  470. @sonomabuzz Oh yeah, there’s birthdays in my family, too. Nice to have you around, by the way!3:24 PM Sep 7th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to sonomabuzz
  471. Watching the stars come out, looking for jobs. I’m trying to convince myself this activity isn’t always unpleasant. It’s working.8:03 PM Sep 6th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  472. As the sun sets, the laptop boots. I ? non-standard rooftop activities.7:12 PM Sep 6th, 2008 from web
  473. A good trip to the public library usually includes that precious moment when I whip out my hand-me-down WinXP laptop in a sea of new iBooks.5:37 PM Sep 6th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  474. Apparently, I’m too white to understand how unemployment works. So I’m told.5:22 PM Sep 6th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  475. I tempted fate and somebody else just got shot in the damn neighborhood. Yet another reason for my mother to worry. Damn heat.4:52 AM Sep 6th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  476. Just once I wish windbags at community centers would stop to think if, in fact, “young children will accidentally get shot in the crossfire”12:14 AM Sep 6th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  477. So what, the president of Hell’s Angels SF branch got killed a block away Tues. That’s not scary for ME; that’s scary for rival biker gangs.12:01 AM Sep 6th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  478. It’s so quaint how older people (like, say, my parents) think that if the neighborhood’s dangerous that somehow makes it less attractive.11:32 PM Sep 5th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  479. Earthquake!9:01 PM Sep 5th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  480. Is there a more clever joy than sopping wet socks on a hot day?6:15 PM Sep 5th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  481. Dude, the Mexican kid downstairs is a badass rubix cube solver. In other news, I retreived what I threw into our shared courtyard yesterday.4:11 PM Sep 5th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  482. Web design is a nice hobby, but the idea of living on it feels really absurd. What client could I sell this to? http://x.se/v6wr Oh… hi 4am…4:44 AM Sep 5th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  483. It’s so fun when my brother is here. He’s the master of the one-man wave (a.k.a. falling backwards out of an office chair).8:20 PM Sep 4th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  484. Hey, isn’t that my brother standing outside my apartment? Where’s his car? Doesn’t he live 50 miles away?7:26 PM Sep 4th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  485. OH: “Psst… Orin, there’s an enormous dog peeing next to us!”6:54 PM Sep 4th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  486. Precita Park: the best SF park for dogs and for people to get hit in the head. And free wireless (bless you, kindly 2WIRE677).6:49 PM Sep 4th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  487. Tennis balls: 1. Strangers in the park who get hit with them, and it’s really funny: 0.6:17 PM Sep 4th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  488. @hotdogsladies I read that post. It was “Better” on Tumblr. http://x.se/5kau4:01 PM Sep 4th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to hotdogsladies
  489. @laughingsquid We’ve got a situation over here, Squid. @Rhiannononon and I are simultaneously trying to give the other an intervention.2:02 PM Sep 4th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to laughingsquid
  490. @metaphorge Yeah, but try watching the *last* film screenwritten by Paddy Chayefsky, “Altered States.” Only watchable on drugs, though.9:55 PM Sep 3rd, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to metaphorge
  491. @nomimaybe Dude! I had much the same result yesterday. I think we amateur internet repair experts are on to something.9:09 PM Sep 3rd, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to nomimaybe
  492. @panavatar Well, after the stench has faded, off we go to the Exploratorium for free day, then?2:51 PM Sep 3rd, 2008 from web in reply to panavatar
  493. Lose a hard drive… recover a hard drive! Download a hard drive—get your hosting account suspended. Typical (he said, in best C-3PO voice)…12:40 PM Sep 3rd, 2008 from web
  494. @rhiannononon So, you’re enjoying the “Captain Raptor and the Space Pirates” book I found for you?11:49 PM Sep 2nd, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to rhiannononon
  495. Dammit. Whomever is shooting their gun, you can stop now… we’re trying to watch the first Ferengi episode over here.10:30 PM Sep 2nd, 2008 from TwitterFox
  496. Wow, I had no idea that Windows still came with Telnet. Or that the telnet app was so shitty.7:11 PM Sep 2nd, 2008 from TwitterFox
  497. Ahh! Motrher-ffoooouuuck ›—› you can’t just!!!!! ššžŸœ ¦ ¤¦Á¼Þݼ»¹¦ (8 stupid!) ROUTER you will plz DIE NOW¿?¿6:57 PM Sep 2nd, 2008 from TwitterFox
  498. Pro: the hard disk recovery worked! Con: I have upwards of 15000 photos to download via FTP. Here they come now… they’re coming… little more…3:19 PM Sep 2nd, 2008 from TwitterFox
  499. @rhiannononon‘s brownies and @panavatar‘s cupcakes, btw? UTTERLY necessary for this fine morning—afternoon—whatever.1:28 PM Sep 2nd, 2008 from web in reply to rhiannononon
  500. Co-conspirator #2: The Postman. No, not the one with Costner.11:33 AM Aug 26th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  501. What a beautiful morning this is! What a beautiful day for a… shh. Well, off to meet co-conspirator #1.9:15 AM Aug 26th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  502. @Orinz Unrelated: @panavatar has a birthday tomorrow. Okay, that could be related.8:23 PM Aug 25th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to Orinz
  503. I won’t imply that the world itself is cynical, merely lots of people in it. People like the United States Postal Service.6:06 PM Aug 25th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  504. I don’t begrudge cynics. There’s a certain pleasure in having one’s expectations met. That’s why songs rhyme.6:02 PM Aug 25th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  505. Great. Now she’s listing me the contents of DrPepper.com. This can’t be good.11:47 PM Aug 24th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  506. Whoa! Last Action Hero, Bad Movie Night, has distorted my reality perception. For @panavatar it’s even worse—Arnie’s butt looks cute to her…11:43 PM Aug 24th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  507. Crazy! There’s some sort of Desert Fest thing going on in Nevada, and now there’s, like, tons of parking!4:19 PM Aug 24th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  508. So, is there, like, something going on next week?2:39 PM Aug 24th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  509. The bullets outside sounded like firecrackers. The drunk yuppies walking through the crime scene were weirder than the crime.1:17 AM Aug 24th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  510. The night has become more interesting with a trip to the nicest-smelling community garden on Potrero Hill.10:04 PM Aug 23rd, 2008 from txt
  511. In other news, my Saturday is passing slowly… in case you missed me napping and geotagging. By the way, I’m ready to be employed now.9:24 PM Aug 23rd, 2008 from TwitterFox
  512. I’m signing up for Panoramio for the simple fact that most of those suckas can’t tell AT&T park from a high school. Misplaced? HELLZ YEAH.9:13 PM Aug 23rd, 2008 from TwitterFox
  513. Oh lord, I needed that nap. That couch? I didn’t need that couch. Younz have to warn me next time I’m about to do that.6:41 PM Aug 23rd, 2008 from TwitterFox
  514. Craigslist is a lot more fun when you’re emailing people in Free and not Rejection Central. Did I say “Rejection Central?” I meant Jobs.2:21 PM Aug 22nd, 2008 from TwitterFox
  515. My poor fingers got so abused by that nasty, spiky, previously-electrified vagina today (usage note: ‘vagina’ funnier word than ‘vulva’).12:33 AM Aug 22nd, 2008 from TwitterFox
  516. @girlsgonemad Come to Bad Movie Night sometime! You’re guaranteed at least 4 WTFs/hour, usually more like 15.12:32 AM Aug 22nd, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to girlsgonemad
  517. Attempting (and failing) to help @tyrsalvia move her gigantic, unweildy, rusted metal vulva. This is what teenage dreams are not made of.7:13 PM Aug 21st, 2008 from txt
  518. No one needs to point out things which make me a hipster. I’m young, white, and live in The Mission. That’s enough.4:13 PM Aug 21st, 2008 from TwitterFox
  519. The hardest part of the neighbors carrying a couch down the stairs is listening to them talk about how awesome Dave Matthews is.4:01 PM Aug 21st, 2008 from TwitterFox
  520. @rhiannononon Owned a ferret? Me? Never. But now? It’s kin to “Absolutely No Machete Juggling”: http://www.x.se/ynty2:33 PM Aug 21st, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to rhiannononon
  521. Sometimes I get real angry thinking about what’s still illegal. Like owning ferrets. Big Lebowski: “Nice marmot,” said The Dude, knowingly.2:18 PM Aug 21st, 2008 from TwitterFox
  522. The hardest part of moving out that old futon is accepting that you *will* fall down the stairs once or twice.4:39 PM Aug 20th, 2008 from twhirl
  523. There’s something really comforting about the sound a q-tip box makes when you shake it. Especially after a bad day.4:23 AM Aug 20th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  524. My own simulation confirms that if humanity continues a destructive path robots WILL take over one day. And by “simulation” I mean SimEarth.1:13 AM Aug 19th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  525. dspillwed bwewer on thwe kweyboards agvain…12:36 AM Aug 19th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  526. Looking at public FCC docs to discern placement of vital mouse innards is a great way to spend an afternoon… in heck.1:26 PM Aug 18th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  527. Find glasses… they’re… oof, on the floor now. Why is my scroll wheel borked? And my FTP didn’t work. This sucks. Come back, @germinator!11:14 AM Aug 18th, 2008 from web
  528. @tyrsalvia That “make the kitchen smell like a bakery” tip has wonders for us here in our ant-partment.12:03 AM Aug 18th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to tyrsalvia
  529. @Ozreiuosn This series of non sequiturs is quite unusual for you. I’m concerned.12:02 AM Aug 18th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to Ozreiuosn
  530. Sad… @germinator is eating his last Mission burrito and playing “It’s Raining Men” one final time. We’ll miss you Frenchie.6:43 PM Aug 17th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  531. The primary lesson I’m taking in here is that filmmaking is way too expensive for it’s own good. #diydays2:09 PM Aug 17th, 2008 from txt
  532. No minidiscs in the Sony Store?! Guys, if you aren’t gonna sell em who will? You can’t just rely on Japan to hold out forever! #lost #format12:55 PM Aug 17th, 2008 from txt
  533. Me? Dressed at 10:30? This DIYDays thing is free, but with registration. That’s how they suck you in.10:30 AM Aug 17th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  534. The last dinner with @germinator is officially over. It’s always sad when friends leave the country, even if they ARE excellent GChatters.9:47 PM Aug 16th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  535. Mission not accomplished. Nude beach to gray for nudity; everyone left. I brought my rainbow swim trunks for nuthin’.7:37 PM Aug 16th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  536. Hm. This is unexpected. I haven’t the slightest idea what I should be wearing to a nude beach.2:00 PM Aug 16th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  537. Even though Jascha Ephraim wrote me about that video I put on teh interwebs, I’m not gonna fanboy. I’ve learned my lesson… JASCHA EPHRAIM!1:51 AM Aug 16th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  538. @lukechastain Well, no. There’s a nice Newcastle Brown in my hand though. What am I, French?1:35 AM Aug 16th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to lukechastain
  539. What’s that? You say you wanna do something on a Friday night, girlfriend? Why am I not surprised that includes mandatory ice cream…10:17 PM Aug 15th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  540. Geosetter: when you don’t want to look like a dick by tagging your photo of Alcatraz on the Ross Ice Shelf.7:41 PM Aug 15th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  541. We here at Orin’s Flickr stream pride ourselves on having highly accurate geo-locating, thanks to Geosetter! http://geosetter.de/en/7:35 PM Aug 15th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  542. Great. I just spent the last ten minutes of my life hoisting a gadget 9 feet in the air and waiting patiently. Thanks, @photojojo.7:18 PM Aug 15th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  543. Lots of satisfaction can be had carefully curating your Flickr stream, but it’s just one of those dreams. You always have to keep running.5:29 PM Aug 15th, 2008 from twhirl
  544. Dear @Rhiannononon, it’s ok to overuse the capslock key. It’s for YELLING on the INTERNET. Sometimes you need to yell. ?, Twitter.4:14 PM Aug 15th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  545. @germinator Depends… what are those rumors?3:13 PM Aug 15th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to jeromegv
  546. Ugh. Trying to get on a normal schedule. What’s wrong with you normies? You like this?10:06 AM Aug 15th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  547. @panavatar I think this is why they hate us. And by us I mean “musicals.”12:46 AM Aug 15th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to panavatar
  548. The power of web 2.0 on media distribution, in a nutshell: I swung on a big swing today! Film at 11.9:12 PM Aug 14th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  549. …the things one realizes when making toothbrushing faces in the mirror.2:37 PM Aug 14th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  550. The muscles of my left eye are stronger than my right, resulting from the fact that when I was ten I thought a twitch would be funny.2:36 PM Aug 14th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  551. @girlsgonemad He says I should be my *own* boss, that way I could sleep on my boss’ couch every night.10:51 PM Aug 13th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to girlsgonemad
  552. My poor friend @germinator. He thinks last night’s drinking adventure where he ended up sleeping on his boss’ couch isn’t worth Twittering!10:43 PM Aug 13th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  553. @Ozreiuosn I know a seee-cret!10:24 PM Aug 13th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to Ozreiuosn
  554. My Albany Bulb pictures have been with me too long. I’m sending them away. Look at them, don’t look at them, here they are: http://x.se/pncv5:13 PM Aug 13th, 2008 from web
  555. Every time I eat chicken pot pie, it makes me nostalgic for college. Or maybe that’s just Starvation’s way of saying “fine, not today, lad…”…2:46 PM Aug 13th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  556. Z.com, Nissan Z: “Last letter. First name in performance.” Once again, the ones with the most money have the least idea how to use it.11:21 PM Aug 12th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  557. Single-letter domains impress me, but then again so the extra vowels not native to English. http://x.se11:08 PM Aug 12th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  558. @panavatar: girls with bangs? guilty!10:57 PM Aug 12th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to panavatar
  559. I do enjoy going over the full list of Stuff White People Like and seeing how white I am compared to others. http://x.se/8tk310:49 PM Aug 12th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  560. @panavatar is my new bicycle! Or at least, she will be once I finish teaching her how to ride one.5:18 PM Aug 12th, 2008 from txt in reply to panavatar
  561. These sure are some pretty spiderwebs. Side note: the excess of flies in our back room has been mitigated.3:06 PM Aug 12th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  562. News to me: Elephantitis is sexy, especially o\n bike rides.7:34 PM Aug 11th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  563. @rhiannononon Seeing how this is such a beautiful day, I’m not sure I could refuse. If can still laugh at anything post-Craigslist, that is.3:19 PM Aug 11th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to rhiannononon
  564. @rhiannononon Google’s been fritzy today… this morning I got an ad for a bulk emailing service. And yes, I did notify the authorites.2:58 PM Aug 11th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to rhiannononon
  565. You can never go home again. Especially if you go there via Google Earth, and they’ve ripped out all the date palms.1:28 PM Aug 11th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  566. In the dream, I wake up and there’s no tweets to read. 68 is not none. #dream11:31 AM Aug 11th, 2008 from web
  567. In my universe, it makes perfect sense that I should have the theme from Goldfinger stuck in my head after watching Waterworld.12:31 AM Aug 11th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  568. Whenever switching from contacts to glasses, things tend to get a foot or so further away. I’m practically blind. No, really.8:01 PM Aug 9th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  569. Our home network is now open and free, or unsecured and vulnerable, depending on whom you ask. I say @rhiannononon is able to watch TV now.5:53 PM Aug 9th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  570. I’m imagining a far-reaching “craft network” which, at a moments notice, will be able to drop candle-making supplies anywhere there’s need.5:02 PM Aug 9th, 2008 from txt
  571. Guy at Scrap asked me if I’d rather be “off the grid” when making a donation. Two questions: why? and did I just ruin their system?4:42 PM Aug 9th, 2008 from txt
  572. Return to Oz was whimsical and I’m sad I didn’t see it as a youth. Beetlejuice has aged well. Ditched out from Feebles tho—still frightened…1:59 AM Aug 9th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  573. Hello, organ grinder man! You look nice today.7:35 PM Aug 8th, 2008 from txt
  574. @rhiannononon Me and @panavatar wanna go! Especially for Return to Oz, says she. Feebles, though… that’s horrifying.5:38 PM Aug 8th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to rhiannononon
  575. @Ozreiuosn You know what you said about living on the wrong side of the bay, l’il miss drives-to-gigs? I call shenanigans (and good luck!).5:30 PM Aug 8th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to Ozreiuosn
  576. @girlsgonemad I figure he figures they should pay to ride just like everybody else. Doing dishes = cab fare.5:27 PM Aug 8th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to girlsgonemad
  577. I left photos & video of the Jascha Ephraim performance to upload overnight, and it worked!? That never works! http://vimeo.com/14903962:20 PM Aug 8th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  578. @lukechastain Odd thing, that: wherever you go, there you aren’t.12:53 AM Aug 8th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to lukechastain
  579. Every event in San Francisco should be two blocks from my home. Side note: Orinz really appreciates Philz.9:41 PM Aug 7th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  580. Jascha Ephraim show! It’s been so long since I used my binaural microphones I’d almost forgot how they work. http://is.gd/1j9v9:36 PM Aug 7th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  581. My two gay things: rainbows, interior decorating, short shorts, booty dancing, Twittering from the bathtub… uh oh.4:51 PM Aug 7th, 2008 from twhirl
  582. @rhiannononon is “guilty pleasure” the female equivalent of my theoretical “two gay things” (or 3, 4, 5…) allowed in the male paradigm?4:26 PM Aug 7th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to rhiannononon
  583. Ha! Up before noon! …in Hawaii.2:44 PM Aug 7th, 2008 from web
  584. Big Ol’ happy birthdays to @satiredun, @sfslim‘s dad, and @AinsleyofAttack (I think). Tim Berners-Lee debuted WWW today, 17 years ago.11:39 PM Aug 6th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  585. is about to enjoy some Antarctic photography as it’s never been enjoyed before… with Werner Herzog: Encounters At The toolongtotweet.8:58 PM Aug 6th, 2008 from txt
  586. If someone whom you wrote a blog about… err, GLOT about emails you, and you write back, and it’s 4 months later, do you still have a shot?1:46 PM Aug 6th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  587. @Ozreiuosn Breaking News: local Orin plans to post comment on the Internet12:51 PM Aug 6th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to Ozreiuosn
  588. Ha! Up before noon!12:00 PM Aug 6th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  589. My favorite part about my girlfriend’s velcro skirt is… wait, why am I sitting here typing?11:22 PM Aug 5th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  590. Sometimes the desire to escape Craigslist job postings is so powerful I involuntarily twitch. Not that there’s a voluntary twitch, I guess.10:03 PM Aug 5th, 2008 from web
  591. As of right now, I have attained the status of a What.cd POWER USER. Orin WINS the INTERNET!5:10 PM Aug 5th, 2008 from web
  592. “I like how you use this website just to advertise what you’re doing at the moment,” said cousin. See, you don’t need to *explain* Twitter.3:41 PM Aug 5th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  593. Don’t tell the dozens of shady characters in my neighborhood that I’m watching t.A.t.U. videos. I… really can’t explain the appeal.4:13 AM Aug 5th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  594. You really wanna tell aliens what it means to be human? Just annotate the movie “Baraka” with Wikipedia links already. Less banal sci-fi!12:10 AM Aug 5th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  595. In other countries they let their 20 year-olds drink. I’m really glad someone got some use out of my old ID; looking at you QUEBEC.11:32 PM Aug 4th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  596. @sfslim is a wordnerd, and proud of it.10:25 PM Aug 4th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to sfslim
  597. Bike rides to the library to return world music usually include trips to the burrito store. And so we live, and so we have lived…9:44 PM Aug 4th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  598. @TelstarLogistic Now, would that be 24th and Folsom, 3 blocks from my house, or 24th and Fulton, clear across town?9:42 PM Aug 4th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to TelstarLogistic
  599. Illegal art has always been my favorite kind 😀8:05 PM Aug 4th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  600. The paper is cut, the ball rattles, and I have on my worst clothes. A stencil is about to be born.7:42 PM Aug 4th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  601. On a side note: I might be allergic to CostCo.7:09 PM Aug 4th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  602. Listen female, me sneezing only deserves a casual “bless you,” not this “you just sneezed! ARE YOU OK!??!1!” stuff.7:09 PM Aug 4th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  603. Miracle Fruit tablets!? You always know just what I want, @panavatar! (the perfect excuse to make you drink beer)3:16 PM Aug 4th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  604. My bilocating goat named Dimetrodon taught me the zen of humanity by hanging out with every family in the village at once. #dream12:57 PM Aug 4th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  605. Dear media elites who keep referring to Obama as elite: this is his birthday cake http://is.gd/1dHG Now shut up.7:40 PM Aug 3rd, 2008 from TwitterFox
  606. Ooh! Neato stencil idea inspired by hobos! Eww… not that.7:08 PM Aug 3rd, 2008 from TwitterFox
  607. The front stoop is clean, if anyone cares. @panavatar, for the record, the stoop is NOT “stoops,” kay?5:43 PM Aug 3rd, 2008 from TwitterFox
  608. Imagine all the lovely pictures people are taking right this instant! Here I am cataloging mine.4:25 PM Aug 3rd, 2008 from TwitterFox
  609. Sure! The day became beautiful! But the enabling power of Geosetter http://is.gd/TBY means I’m more drawn to the computer. Damn me.4:22 PM Aug 3rd, 2008 from TwitterFox
  610. @panavatar @girlsgonemad If I could, I’d like to answer that with this tweet: http://tinyurl.com/5vpo322:38 PM Aug 3rd, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to panavatar
  611. It’s quarter to noon: time for brunch! My bike still doesn’t have handle grips so here’s hoping I can remove my hands from the bar later.11:48 AM Aug 3rd, 2008 from TwitterFox
  612. Wow, McLaren Park is a campground if all the rangers went on strike for two years.4:49 PM Aug 2nd, 2008 from txt
  613. Through with cleaning. You know what that means… the world is right again.3:08 PM Aug 2nd, 2008 from TwitterFox
  614. You know, it actually is quite bizarre that I am compelled to clean when I’m mad at someone Thanks, upbringing.1:51 PM Aug 2nd, 2008 from TwitterFox
  615. Sunset on my rooftop, and a cup of tea while watching the neighborhood below. Truly, who must be *taught* contemplation?8:34 PM Aug 1st, 2008 from TwitterFox
  616. @germinator Today is one of those days where I have to run on chilled Junior Mints and determination. I’m looking at you, ants.3:33 PM Aug 1st, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to jeromegv
  617. Me: “Ohmygod, goats can eat lit cigarettes!” Girlfriend: “dot com.”2:50 PM Aug 1st, 2008 from TwitterFox
  618. @Orinz I feel so violated. Or offended. Maybe this is perplexed. Have I been hoodwinked? Mild, reserved backlash becomes me.10:13 PM Jul 31st, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to Orinz
  619. What the hell is this “MobileMe Preferences” doing in my Control Panel? Trying to drop some hints, Apple?10:02 PM Jul 31st, 2008 from TwitterFox
  620. @rhiannononon Still more pizza, though! Ahmunna miss it when its gone.5:44 PM Jul 31st, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to rhiannononon
  621. I just marked @panavatar as ‘family’ on Flickr. Cue chorus of “awww.”3:55 PM Jul 31st, 2008 from TwitterFox
  622. @girlsgonemad We’re right here, silly!3:03 PM Jul 31st, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to girlsgonemad
  623. @rhiannononon Finally, I can prove I’ve been in a nightclub. Can I now composite the images to look like I know how to pose in a nightclub?2:51 PM Jul 31st, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to rhiannononon
  624. @Ozreiuosn Noooooooooooooooooohwell. December can’t be that far away (he hinted strongly).2:34 PM Jul 31st, 2008 from web in reply to Ozreiuosn
  625. @Ozreiuosn I have! I just figured you’re behind on your LaughingSquid reading and haven’t discovered Hahlo. *I* use Hahlo!2:19 PM Jul 31st, 2008 from Hahlo in reply to Ozreiuosn
  626. @girlsgonemad It makes sour things sweet! Lemons into lemonade! I can think of nothing more dangerous to American productivity.2:14 PM Jul 31st, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to girlsgonemad
  627. @Orinz Or yeah, maybe it’s just the big sugar industry charitably giving America *one more forbidden pleasure*. The more the merrier.2:10 PM Jul 31st, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to Orinz
  628. Miracle Fruit’s sweetener is illegal in the States. Under the fruity influence, the urge to kill just to taste someone’s juices is… strong…2:08 PM Jul 31st, 2008 from TwitterFox
  629. @Ozreiuosn Thanks be ta Jesus Gates! I was a leel bit worried we’d lost another one… another person who could get one before me birthday.2:03 PM Jul 31st, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to Ozreiuosn
  630. @Ozreiuosn I hatechoo. So. Much. We were in this *together!*1:47 PM Jul 31st, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to Ozreiuosn
  631. You know, overall, I feel that everyone on Twitter had a pretty good day yesterday. Keep up the good work folks.1:47 AM Jul 31st, 2008 from TwitterFox
  632. I’m 0.35 GB away from honorary power-usership on my favoritest music tracker, What.CD. I can practically taste it. Nerd… cred… nerd… cred……10:49 PM Jul 30th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  633. Myth: Dreams of the World — themed musical poetry album previously lost to obscurity, now in .torrent. Only took ½ an hour http://is.gd/19Qj…8:26 PM Jul 30th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  634. I’ve used Google my whole life. My world just got blown by http://cuil.com …BANG! Power corrupts algorithms, too (so it would seem).7:18 PM Jul 30th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  635. @sfslim http://twitpic.com/5z4b – By chance did you pick it up? Or, perhaps, is it just one of those things that needs to go back to nature?6:53 PM Jul 30th, 2008 from TwitPic in reply to sfslim
  636. Thomas Hawk, wherever you are, I salute you. Lightroom 2 is indeed fairly dern awesome http://tinyurl.com/69m3d54:19 PM Jul 30th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  637. @lukechastain You have bailed on ale fail pale sale!10:22 PM Jul 29th, 2008 from txt in reply to lukechastain
  638. The failing fail has failed to fail at FAIL. In other news, I have impressive thumbs.10:17 PM Jul 29th, 2008 from txt
  639. @sleepbotzz get some Failwhale pale … Oh, just get some beer.10:16 PM Jul 29th, 2008 from txt in reply to sleepbotzz
  640. On borrowed tire pressure and with no handle grips, I shall attempt to make the Fail Whale Pale Ale party. This is gonna work or it’s gonna……8:13 PM Jul 29th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  641. Oh, dood… is this what spiderwebs congeal to? Gummy-tack? And on the handles, no less. There must be some harsh chemical solvent for this.7:55 PM Jul 29th, 2008 from web
  642. Pfft! High gas prices aren’t enough to make me stop driving. We’re in ‘Merica, dammit. But having good parking? Hello, bicycle! Except…7:54 PM Jul 29th, 2008 from web
  643. Someone tell the group of drunk mariachi bands in my backyard that I am NOT going to clean up any more puke this week. Friggin’ Mission.6:41 PM Jul 29th, 2008 from web
  644. See what I did there? Instead of saying “I just moved the car cause of street clean” I made a broader observation. See how it works Homepie?10:11 AM Jul 29th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  645. When you live in the city and drive a car, it means you plan your life around street cleaning days. Be at peace with this. Ommmm…10:05 AM Jul 29th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  646. I am recent witness to a ride-by twittering while biking incident. “That’s not 140!” he yammered, the whole time spitting in Death’s eye.8:07 PM Jul 28th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  647. “Stupid shoes are stupid!” A more permeating syllogism was hardly ever spoke, dear LOLgirlfriend. Now: FoodsCo, ho!6:56 PM Jul 28th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  648. Speaking of, remind me to use that great analogy about representation of homosexual mexican punk rockers in the orange county zine scene.6:47 PM Jul 28th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  649. Girlfriend says that the only Russian vegan comedy club in the city is “closed for renovations.” It is a sad day for excessive adjectives.6:31 PM Jul 28th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  650. @girlsgonemad I has some kipper snacks asada!5:16 PM Jul 28th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to girlsgonemad
  651. From now on “kipper snacks” will be my personal codeword for “meal of burrito.” Ask me how my day’s going. I dare you.4:54 PM Jul 28th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  652. Should I worry that so many power poles in my neighborhood are loudly crackling? And people thought it was silly to buy a wireless keyboard……2:46 AM Jul 28th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  653. There was also a Blackula/zombie/skeleton and the magic word “Cinzanum.” I need to keep a pen near bedside; this doesn’t belong on Twitter.2:21 PM Jul 27th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  654. I’m dreaming of The Venture Brothers parachuting into a Nebraska tornado and finding The One Ring and… guy outside, plz stop puking so loud!…2:18 PM Jul 27th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  655. @sleepbotzz Violence? I wish. It’s not so much “butch” as “chromatically sensitive” to own such a knife. So my douche subroutine informs me.2:38 AM Jul 27th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to sleepbotzz
  656. Drinking is fun! Stay in school, kids. That way you can enjoy “The Breakfast Club” someday. That concludes our summarizing tweet.1:27 AM Jul 27th, 2008 from Hahlo
  657. Anyone else ever connected headphones to the front port, just to hear the odd sounds computers make when they think we’re not listening? No?6:06 PM Jul 26th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  658. I don’t have art syndrome yet. Next time I’ll eat some papyrus with the elixir of the Gods on it, the kind found on Haight. Next time.2:42 PM Jul 26th, 2008 from txt
  659. You know that syndrome people get when they are exposed to a huge amount of fine art, and become overwhelmed with their own insignificance?2:41 PM Jul 26th, 2008 from txt
  660. Preemptively entering “Rosicrucian’ into T9, cause cell phone designers are racist.12:17 PM Jul 26th, 2008 from txt
  661. Get to go to the Rosicrucian museum tomorrow. Yay! We leave at 9:00 am. Oh. Morpheus, you fickle traitor.5:22 AM Jul 26th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  662. @rhiannononon Well, your method does have its advantages. Like the fact that you have uploads from yesterday, while mine are from WEEKS ago.2:43 PM Jul 25th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to rhiannononon
  663. Take, transfer, import, pick, order, prune, tweak, title+tag, upload. That is the order of processing Flickrpix for public consumption.1:59 PM Jul 25th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  664. Of course, girlfriend is eager to inform me that I yelled “so I hear you are looking for squid!! Where is your squid?!”1:23 PM Jul 25th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  665. Writing last night’s dreams leads me to the broader realization that I can remember things I’ve read better than things I’ve actually done.1:22 PM Jul 25th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  666. Those huge boxes of art supplies from @tyrsalvia I picked up earlier? Totally sharing them with folks like @rhiannononon and whomever else.11:51 PM Jul 24th, 2008 from web
  667. Ahh! Accidental blockade of ice cream carts! Bless this neighborhood.10:39 PM Jul 24th, 2008 from txt
  668. Some people really hate this town. Glad I have them around so I can finally attain my dream of living outside the U.S. http://is.gd/138X4:44 PM Jul 24th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  669. @Orinz Oh yeah, I hung out with my Dad too early in the day. He does have that effect sometimes.11:57 AM Jul 24th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to Orinz
  670. I’m sometimes disconcerted by normality. I can see normal, hear normal, but today is a day unlike any other; it is unique. What gives?11:39 AM Jul 24th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  671. Hiya Twitter. G’morning. Nobody but you knows that I stay up this late fixing computers. They don’t need to. Our little secret.4:36 AM Jul 24th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  672. Dammit, song named “Djurjevdan,” get out of my head! Various ethnic groups disagree on your spelling and therefore I can’t find you online.9:49 PM Jul 23rd, 2008 from TwitterFox
  673. hffjgfhbevdjd!!!!!!1! (sent from my (roommate’s) iPod).9:06 PM Jul 23rd, 2008 from Hahlo
  674. Man, our kids aren’t gonna believe half the stuff we chose to blog about.7:52 PM Jul 23rd, 2008 from TwitterFox
  675. The irony of failwhales increasing as the *AIL meme works its course is not beyond me… nor our new über-memetic overlords, whom I welcome…5:23 PM Jul 23rd, 2008 from TwitterFox
  676. Hmm… “[The whole show] is about the beauty of failure. It’s about that failure happens to all of us…” FAIL EPIC. That’s all I got, folks…3:54 PM Jul 23rd, 2008 from TwitterFox
  677. Lately, I’ve been watching a great deal of Venture Brothers. Even resorted to reading the Wikipedia. Good world-building. http://is.gd/11XI3:31 PM Jul 23rd, 2008 from TwitterFox
  678. Bizarre… anyone ever tried to play one of those CD-Rs made to look like vinyl records on a real turntable? It sounds like _coded messages_3:17 PM Jul 22nd, 2008 from TwitterFox
  679. What the… that sounds like… someone nearby is watching Star Wars WITHOUT ME! (gee but I do enjoy being unemployed sometimes.)2:38 PM Jul 22nd, 2008 from TwitterFox
  680. Through clever usage of clothespin, have avoided usage of Dremel—which, despite my web 2.0 sensibilities, apparently isn’t spelled “Dreml.”…2:33 PM Jul 22nd, 2008 from TwitterFox
  681. @rhiannononon Now that we’re Flickr buddies, I guess I can share this with you and @germinator: http://is.gd/10HS2:07 PM Jul 22nd, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to rhiannononon
  682. @tyrsalvia Maybe I will perhaps come tomorrow then, methinks. Today might be not so good for you. Hope you found a cave.1:32 PM Jul 22nd, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to tyrsalvia
  683. Yesterday I cracked a fishtank. Today I’m boiling rocks and shells. Later, perhaps carve a pirate ship. These days are precious.11:52 AM Jul 22nd, 2008 from TwitterFox
  684. @Orinz (he Twitters casually, as if he had not already written a lengthy analysis of the drawbacks of the iThing.)10:36 PM Jul 21st, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to Orinz
  685. @rhiannononon @germinator There’s too many iThings in my house! Hey, my birthday is in only 145 days guys, HINT HINT.10:33 PM Jul 21st, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to rhiannononon
  686. Also, if you take your s/o’s cousins to meet your family for your Dad’s birthday, and they meet YOUR cousins… is that married?12:50 AM Jul 21st, 2008 from TwitterFox
  687. If you’re at the point in a relationship that you’re annoyed with your s/o’s aunt because she’s stealing your s/o’s cousins…call it married…12:39 AM Jul 21st, 2008 from TwitterFox
  688. “There aren’t any screw mounts.” What do you mean, it doesn’t have screw mounts? Does it use sticky tape? Oh, I see. Sticky tape.8:57 PM Jul 20th, 2008 from web
  689. Special cake and special people make for a very special family birthday. Now for some very special motherboard installation.8:26 PM Jul 20th, 2008 from web
  690. @rhiannononon I second the observation of @girlsgonemad that your tweets are accounted for. Not that I can read them, being in Santa Rosa.8:22 PM Jul 20th, 2008 from web in reply to rhiannononon
  691. @Ozreiuosn you tried to spell “hoe” so carefully so no one could make a joke at it, but too bad… that hoe done scraped your ass clean.8:21 PM Jul 20th, 2008 from web in reply to Ozreiuosn
  692. What?! 1:30 pm, how did you get here? And on my Dad’s birthday no less. Oh well… spend $140 on new computer presents and I’m allowed.1:52 PM Jul 20th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  693. Mmm… the wild blackberries growing on the vein of used office chairs are much tastier than the ones growing on the vein of styrofoam.5:22 PM Jul 19th, 2008 from txt
  694. Time for the annual trip to the Albany Bulb. @panavatar says she saw a squirrel under a massive rusted pylon. Family fun!4:17 PM Jul 19th, 2008 from txt
  695. Ahh, no! There’s an iPhone in my house and it’s not mine! But @germinator, why is yours made by “PineApple?”12:23 PM Jul 19th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  696. This has gone too far. Now, she’s cheating at minesweeper.10:40 PM Jul 18th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  697. Sutro Baths had more sand in it than I remember. Current mission: take teenage girls to creepy pet cemetery.5:54 PM Jul 18th, 2008 from txt
  698. Why, yes, I did donate to the XKCD candidate: http://is.gd/UPJ1:15 PM Jul 17th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  699. Singing La Cucaracha in beeps is ladyfriend’s friendly way of saying “time for bed.” beebeebee beeep BEEP, beebeebee beeep BEEP…12:30 AM Jul 17th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  700. I’ve convinced 3 teenage girls to come home with me. I could think of a less pervy way to say “@panavatar‘s cousins are in town,” but why?6:33 PM Jul 16th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  701. If I’d known that playing honky-tonk to two year-olds would inspire them to take up playing accordion, I’d have done it a lot sooner.12:58 PM Jul 16th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  702. Note to self: MUST stop making genocide jokes to strangers (but her doll shoe collection DID look like the itsy-bitsy killing fields).8:49 AM Jul 16th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  703. Later, perhaps he’ll call his favorite local pirate radio station and see who is trying to talk to him through all that gypsy music.8:09 AM Jul 16th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  704. Dressed in his favorite binary code-themed socks and fog-resistant peacoat, he trudges drearily out the door to avoid the parking ticket.7:56 AM Jul 16th, 2008 from twhirl
  705. Phyllo dough, blackberries, the zest of two lemons, and… the liver of an orphan? What kinda dessert you making here, girlfriend?9:33 PM Jul 15th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  706. Know what boils my kettle? Everywhere I go, you can filter out NSFW images, but can’t filter *non-NSFW* images. Buncha sexists.8:29 PM Jul 15th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  707. Zip-a-dee… Man, we had such awesome made-up words before psychedelics came along. Not everything means something. Hoop-see-do-dee-dawdle!7:33 PM Jul 15th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  708. @satiredun Happy Butt Tuesday!7:31 PM Jul 15th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to satiredun
  709. Just finished sorting through 6 keyboards worth of individual keys, in neat little labeled baggies. Sometimes I despise my hobbies.5:43 PM Jul 15th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  710. A dude who usedta own megaspammer site that now has Zebest.com commented on my post about same. Now we can uselessly hate that guy TOGETHER.2:46 PM Jul 15th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  711. I can’t believe all the Twitwits are writing about hobo vagina just to show up in “trending topics”. Hobo vagina, hobo vagina. Kinda catchy.1:01 PM Jul 15th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  712. “Tetris game is totes stoops.” Hey, who taught you to talk like that in my house?!3:13 AM Jul 15th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  713. @twitterfox Twitterfox functional again, emphasis on fun. The whole “not adding accounts” was really a problem in singons3.txt. Duly noted.12:28 AM Jul 15th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to TwitterFox
  714. Difference between air conditioner and hair conditioner: one cools your body, the other bodies your cool. I’m getting to be a real Twit-wit.11:40 PM Jul 14th, 2008 from twhirl
  715. @panavatar Hey, this thing looks fun, we should go to it tonight… what do you think? http://www.polyspeeddating….5:54 PM Jul 14th, 2008 from twhirl in reply to panavatar
  716. The floor of my bedroom is a primordial soup of computer cables, power cords, gadgets, parts, and blinking lights. I’m on Skynet’s shitlist.4:55 PM Jul 14th, 2008 from twhirl
  717. What a lovely full day of blissful unemployment.12:01 AM Jul 14th, 2008 from twhirl
  718. is currently picking wild blackberries at Fort Mason, and wondering why there are so many lost shoes on public parkland.5:52 PM Jul 13th, 2008 from txt
  719. *coughHACKchoke* Her: “You ok?” Me: Yah. It stopped as soon as you asked. Her: “Well, I would’ve asked sooner but I didn’t wanna interrupt.”3:22 PM Jul 13th, 2008 from twhirl
  720. Her: “Just because you keep calling me ‘wife’ doesn’t mean we’re married.” Me: Have you checked the law books lately? Her: “Yeah.” Me: Damn.3:04 PM Jul 13th, 2008 from twhirl
  721. @TwitterFox Hmm… still experiencing my own private bucket of fail. Typing up a bug report now.12:58 PM Jul 13th, 2008 from twhirl in reply to TwitterFox
  722. @sleepbotzz Not so! I seen her in t’other room not 10 minutes ago watchin’ some such film noir After-school Special. S’truth. Blame the API.11:45 PM Jul 12th, 2008 from twhirl in reply to sleepbotzz
  723. @girlsgonemad We shall help right this great injustice! We’ll call that iPhone user… err, AT&T customer, till they DEMAND it be given back11:43 PM Jul 12th, 2008 from twhirl in reply to girlsgonemad
  724. Tonight on shadow puppet theater: kitty ping-pong champion.10:57 PM Jul 12th, 2008 from twhirl
  725. Craft fairs? Total cruising ground for spiffed-out, good-lookin’ people who do interesting things. Must note this in flirting logbook.9:18 PM Jul 12th, 2008 from twhirl
  726. @rhiannononon One of the funnest things about having a foreign friend: explaining obscure and obscene sexual terms. Next: Arabian Goggles.9:55 PM Jul 11th, 2008 from twhirl in reply to rhiannononon
  727. These crafty business materials are coming along nicely. I sure hope there’s lots of people at the Renegade Craft Fair to take some.. *hint*7:46 PM Jul 11th, 2008 from twhirl
  728. Working for @panavatar now. Hope I don’t get fired from my house for Twittering this. Boy, that’d be awful wouldn’t it? #bitter #stillbitter5:36 PM Jul 11th, 2008 from twhirl
  729. The iPhone, futurism, alienation, utopia, the new Transparency, public transit: “Curse of the Unseeing i.” http://glot.homepie.org/to/1684:13 AM Jul 11th, 2008 from twhirl
  730. I’m gonna go talk to a drunk albino about trains. This’ll be awesome.12:35 AM Jul 11th, 2008 from twhirl
  731. Me: “Thinking about installing Vista. Any advice?” L’il brother: “Don’t do it, Bob! You’ve got so much to live for!”10:30 PM Jul 10th, 2008 from twhirl
  732. @sleepbotzz don’t feel bad. There’ll be plenty of time to fill in those extra tweets when you write your memoirs. Memoirs—a.k.a. retirement…10:29 PM Jul 10th, 2008 from twhirl in reply to sleepbotzz
  733. @tyrsalvia I long for the day when Twitterers will rule the world. Our day will come, friends. Only a matter of time… *cough* @BarackObama6:39 PM Jul 10th, 2008 from twhirl in reply to tyrsalvia
  734. I really kinda wish it’d been Twitter. At least then I’d have a better story. 140 characters :: 6 days :: 0 respect for company bandwidth.6:21 PM Jul 10th, 2008 from twhirl
  735. Survey: how many days should one reasonably allow after starting a job to stop looking at the last guy’s vacation photos? #bitter #sarcastic6:16 PM Jul 10th, 2008 from twhirl
  736. No joke: I’ve been fired for changing desktop wallpaper. It’s personal computer use (apparently). Been fired for stupider things, I guess.5:55 PM Jul 10th, 2008 from web
  737. @Ozreiuosn One of us is still sort of sleep/dreaming. The other one is… a joke I can’t make. And *there’s* my bus pass.9:19 AM Jul 10th, 2008 from twhirl in reply to Ozreiuosn
  738. Identity grid 5 to spatialis coordidatus 7788-stroke-157. Wake up. Stop dreaming now. This is real. Coordidatus locked. Where’s my bus pass?9:10 AM Jul 10th, 2008 from twhirl
  739. @sfslim Totally with you on that one. I’ve spread “Balls!” to Quebec, and have gone so far as to claim Creative Commons for it.10:03 PM Jul 9th, 2008 from web in reply to sfslim
  740. Twitter Seperation Anxiety building. Breakfast Seperation Anxiety somehow less urgent. Much more zen about breakfast than Twitter.9:12 AM Jul 9th, 2008 from twhirl
  741. Me: “Are people gonna think we’re Mormon if we have lotsa kids?” Her: “I don’t even WEAR underwear, much less wear MAGIC underwear.”12:13 AM Jul 9th, 2008 from twhirl
  742. @panavatar, hey, what are we going to do tonight? “The same thing we do every night, boyfriend… play Tetris and analyze Doctor Who!”2:08 AM Jul 8th, 2008 from twhirl in reply to panavatar
  743. Looking to get some opinions on tiny-short-itsy-teeny domain names. http://glot.homepie.org/to/173 password: little.7:17 PM Jul 6th, 2008 from twhirl
  744. Sigh. There’s a hard drive in my freezer. For those who understand what that means, I accept your condolences in advance.5:51 PM Jul 6th, 2008 from twhirl
  745. “Next year, on the Jerusalem!” Orin said, having meant to replace “Jerusalem” with “playa” so that it would have, in fact, made sense.11:02 PM Jul 4th, 2008 from web
  746. On the Treasure Island offramp, watching fireworks through clouds.9:35 PM Jul 4th, 2008 from txt
  747. Off to Dolores… I guess.8:38 PM Jul 4th, 2008 from web
  748. Pretty disappointed that Juplaya wasn’t possible. Been apologized to too much today.5:01 PM Jul 4th, 2008 from twhirl
  749. Although, seriously, if anybody wants to go, wants to share gas ‘sponsibilites, and wants to chat for 6 hours, I have a pickup and a plan.4:53 AM Jul 4th, 2008 from twhirl
  750. The choice has been made, the die have settled, and I still have never had a Bad Day (or good) at Black Rock. 4th of Juplaya next year.4:49 AM Jul 4th, 2008 from twhirl
  751. “TK-421 & Greedo Are Dead”: an absurdist, existentialist tragicomedy by Orin Zebest, thought up while watching Star Wars one night.10:27 PM Jul 2nd, 2008 from twhirl
  752. I was so ready to make him do the wallet phone thing. Look out dude; you’re famous.9:14 PM Jul 2nd, 2008 from web
  753. I really really _wanted_ to see @hotdogsladies at St. Francis Fountain. Nope. Just some dude who worked from a sketch of his head.9:05 PM Jul 2nd, 2008 from web
  754. @ozreiuosn I’ll teach your momma to suck eggs! And complain about how hard to txt your name is!4:29 PM Jul 2nd, 2008 from txt in reply to Ozreiuosn
  755. @metaphorge @tyrsalvia @satiredun @sfslim @rhiannononon @germinator @panavatar @ozreiuosn @girlsgonemad – I hereby initiate web drama!4:05 PM Jul 2nd, 2008 from web in reply to metaphorge
  756. 1747 words on why a good domain name (like OR.IN) is impossible. Rather amusing, if I toot this horn I’ve got http://glot.homepie.org/to/1691:50 AM Jul 2nd, 2008 from web
  757. @Orinz What? Twitter, that was sent three hours ago. Bad Twitter! No more money from… wait, how is this getting paid for anyways?1:37 AM Jul 2nd, 2008 from web in reply to Orinz
  758. Note to self: don’t start complaining about Alameda cops like it’s somthin new. How faux pas that would be.1:32 AM Jul 2nd, 2008 from txt
  759. Oh my lord! Canada day is almost over! Someone fetch me the bottle of maple syrup, so I may chug of it.11:57 PM Jul 1st, 2008 from twhirl
  760. Damn! The problem with being a good temp is that they keep hiring you for more, even if you’re perfectly happy being unemployed.5:40 PM Jul 1st, 2008 from txt
  761. This morning @panavatar smells like sandalwood and beans. That’s what happens when you meddle with perfumes, kids.12:59 PM Jul 1st, 2008 from twhirl
  762. What fantastic bullsiht there is that fills all the nooks and crannies of our lives. Mostly the crannies.11:37 PM Jun 30th, 2008 from twhirl
  763. Cleaning day!2:50 PM Jun 30th, 2008 from Twiddict
  764. Sometimes I just like to be the day’s earliest poster for the fickle fortunate few who follow me. It’s fun!5:35 AM Jun 30th, 2008 from twhirl
  765. Oh, by the way, I’m stll awake brainstorming 2-letter domains for Grenada’s .gd—only other decent-priced ccTLDs are .tc and .vg, which—yeah…5:32 AM Jun 30th, 2008 from twhirl
  766. Man, @germinator installed new firmware on our router yesterday and it is the shazziznit… that is not a word I use lighty, either.5:28 AM Jun 30th, 2008 from twhirl
  767. It’s 11:11.11:11 PM Jun 29th, 2008 from web
  768. My dad’s still using a computer from 2000. I’ve discovered it doesn’t even have a CPU fan. Hey! I can use my horrified nerd face!7:59 PM Jun 29th, 2008 from txt
  769. Much as I find their hand-knit granny panties, shall we say, “quaint.”2:49 PM Jun 29th, 2008 from txt
  770. I don’t mind the impression I make as the unwitting boyfriend who gets dragged to things like “Craftaluma.” Others find it quaint.2:48 PM Jun 29th, 2008 from txt
  771. I appreciate the calls for concern about my unusual sneezing, but is the phrase “shrapnel range” really necessary?5:32 PM Jun 28th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  772. One whole day lost on account of 1)hard drive failure 2)monitor output failure 3)failure to fix failures. Nerds don’t need bullies anymore.4:50 AM Jun 28th, 2008 from web
  773. It occurs to me that Allen Ginsberg is the only person EVER to be pleased at the invention of the text captcha: Thor mining embalms apples.9:18 PM Jun 26th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  774. Road trips are a nice way to stop being concerned with things like this: http://whoisi.com/p/1082 (whoa! new aggregate aggregator!)9:10 PM Jun 26th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  775. It’s easy to tell when I have cash. I do… for the moment. Job did a good job. Now, I just need to figure out how to road trip on $1000.9:03 PM Jun 26th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  776. Sometimes I get things just to give them tags on Flickr. Tags like “funnyhat.”9:00 PM Jun 26th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  777. Keith and the Girl meetup in SF tonight? Why, I was editing it’s Wikipedia only yesterday. For those unfamiliar: it’s a podcast, I’m a dork.4:15 PM Jun 26th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  778. Work ovah! Dunn! Tru! Now I can go home and work on that laptop I found on the street yesterday. Oh, I didn’t tell you? Yeah.12:02 PM Jun 26th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  779. Wait-so all I needed to do to help the Presidential Memorial Commission was get a stupid badge? Wow! (stop pretending you didn’t know, Orin)8:03 PM Jun 25th, 2008 from txt
  780. Ergo ego ecto: “therefore I am out.” Not to be confused with Ergo ego Eggo: “therefore I am waffles.” Man, I wish I’d had those waffles.2:39 PM Jun 25th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  781. Know that strange jealousy that comes unbidden when someone gets something you didn’t even want? Co-temp was hired full-time. Ergo ego ecto.2:08 PM Jun 25th, 2008 from web
  782. @eriney Just added an FTM and an MTF to my LJ friends. #oneupmanship11:26 AM Jun 25th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to eriney
  783. Six gummi bears dropped into a cup of water and left for two days results in an exquisite 3-D exploding still-life. Tastes like candy corn.9:22 AM Jun 25th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  784. Me no can have waffles this morning cause me know leaving gas oven on is BAD. Toaster = bomb fuse.8:00 AM Jun 25th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  785. The irony of fervently rubbing “No Rub” contact solution into my eye after a tragic pice de gallo accident is not beyond me.9:08 PM Jun 24th, 2008 from web
  786. “Baby doll, sweetness, what version of Apache are you running?” — “Duh… errr… you… whut?”7:54 PM Jun 23rd, 2008 from TwitterFox
  787. @germinator @rhiannononon This is just getting weird.3:59 PM Jun 23rd, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to jeromegv
  788. @rhiannononon And yet somehow, we’re still all IM’ing and Twittering each other constantly. Welcome to the future!3:39 PM Jun 23rd, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to rhiannononon
  789. This job has wound down so much that now I’ll be on-call temping. And no, I don’t know how that works either.1:48 PM Jun 23rd, 2008 from txt
  790. Hey, parents: need any more reasons not to give your kids a hyphen? “To enter your last name, please use letters and numbers only.”1:35 PM Jun 23rd, 2008 from TwitterFox
  791. The only good reason to geotag photos is to relive the trip you took. It only becomes a problem if you went 4 months instead of 2 weeks.1:29 PM Jun 23rd, 2008 from TwitterFox
  792. Good morning, World! How are you this beautiful morn… eeuoh. 5:30.5:35 PM Jun 22nd, 2008 from web
  793. @tyrsalvia What fine timing that was! The stars align… or just the nerds.9:59 PM Jun 21st, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to tyrsalvia
  794. How do I know this? First party I’ve ever been to 2 years in a row, I’m leaving for now. Hail Eris! (it’s a Discordian party.)9:59 PM Jun 21st, 2008 from TwitterFox
  795. This time last year I had a friend visit me from 500 miles away. Haven’t seen that friend since last year.9:57 PM Jun 21st, 2008 from TwitterFox
  796. Oh, the long wasted days of summer, spent designing websites for friends and loved ones.3:20 PM Jun 21st, 2008 from TwitterFox
  797. Oh, man… tomorrow, choice of Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence at Raging Waters or Discordian Convention party. Life too awesome to choose!12:03 AM Jun 21st, 2008 from web
  798. Temp working means some days they have nothing for you to do, so you sit around and consider convincing famous biologists to join Twitter.10:51 AM Jun 20th, 2008 from web
  799. What on earth is “doppelganger” doing out of the dictionary? You get back in there…9:40 AM Jun 20th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  800. Great… morning email from Richard Dawkins’ cybertoad doppelgänger, RichardDawkins.com. No—you can’t have @RichardDawkins, toad.9:37 AM Jun 20th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  801. O, string quartet that plays classic electronica, I love your Philip Glass-ish full album here: http://is.gd/BFk. Now please—let me buy you…3:15 PM Jun 19th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  802. Whoa, a female webcock! (@PuppyL0ve) I didn’t know they made those. Now I just need a feminine term less offensive than what I’m considering3:06 PM Jun 19th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  803. Really glad @panavatar made me read this comic. Feel silly that I made her watch The Matrix in exchange. King Mob> Keanu Reeves.6:07 PM Jun 18th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  804. “Corpse goddess stinking of death and lust/the thunderbolt strikes the bell/firesnake ripping through the spinal channels AaaAAaa!”6:02 PM Jun 18th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  805. Whoa: “aggrade cyclometric septempartite protohymenopterous palpiferous hydronephelite.” When did spam become exposition for The Invisibles?5:59 PM Jun 18th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  806. For those having trouble like myself, here’s a direct link to the Firefox .exe http://is.gd/z6r and .dmg http://is.gd/zva1:50 PM Jun 17th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  807. Out of curiosity, anyone hear about Fake Dawkins from me and/or read it in the Glot? http://glot.homepie.org/to/1701:11 PM Jun 17th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  808. @sfslim But what might we do if they’re in an entrenched system, like the DNS? Do we smash the machine?12:29 PM Jun 17th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to sfslim
  809. Ah! The sea, she is rolling with the belchings of Failwhales! What’s next, Flickr needs a blubber massage?11:26 AM Jun 17th, 2008 from web
  810. You wanna know how down spreadfirefox.com is? It breaks downforeveryoneorjustme.com. I’m totally serious: http://is.gd/zve10:41 AM Jun 17th, 2008 from web
  811. “Currently, there is no world record for software downloads; Mozilla is trying to create one.” You think they’re gonna win?10:23 AM Jun 17th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  812. Sorted myself out over this @Richard_Dawkins debacle. Too strong a word… the Dawkins disappoint. Read here: http://glot.homepie.org/to/1702:47 AM Jun 17th, 2008 from web
  813. @Panavatar just discovered a picture of herself on a site she was gonna advertise on, taken by moi. I did it! I won at Flickr! Can stop now!12:51 AM Jun 17th, 2008 from web in reply to panavatar
  814. @Richard_Dawkins Aww, well you fooled me for awhile. Take care of those memes for me while I’m gone. You just might be one.11:35 PM Jun 16th, 2008 from web in reply to RichDawkins
  815. Oh! Is home time. Love when it sneaks up on me like that. ‘Cept… not done *blogging*.5:00 PM Jun 16th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  816. http://or.in looks dead-on-arrival from where I stand. Blogging through the pain.3:06 PM Jun 16th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  817. “Are you okay?!” No, my balls just got caught in the paper shredder. Honestly, people.1:05 PM Jun 16th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  818. My humorous impulse to make a girlish wail every time there’s a loud noise is balanced by the knowledge of my co-workers lack of humor.1:03 PM Jun 16th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  819. Bet no one else remembers those movies using so many stereotypical “eccentric scientist” bits. Hi—inventing doesn’t REQUIRE bad hair, okay…10:42 AM Jun 16th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  820. Uggh… that’ll be the last time I watch all three Back to the Future movies in a row… whimsical and nostalgic, but makes me wanna invent.10:27 AM Jun 16th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  821. Seems like every day, I look at the clock and it’s 11:11. Hm. Know that means *something*.11:12 PM Jun 14th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  822. Well, now don’t I feel a little hasty sending that email to the unresponsive admin of Zebest.com telling them to go walk off a cyber-pier?12:32 PM Jun 14th, 2008 from web
  823. “You ordered for or.in but unfortunately it can’t be registered as minimum letters required for a .in domain is 3 letters.” Fuck. You. Too.12:16 PM Jun 14th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  824. It finally happened—I kicked a badly-parked car and somebody came out asking why I’d kicked it. I pointed. She said she’d had a bad night.12:05 AM Jun 14th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  825. @tyrsalvia I can follow the man who coined the word “meme” on Twitter now? What a wonderful world this is.12:38 PM Jun 13th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to tyrsalvia
  826. Yup. Pretty sure I just purchased http://or.in. I have arrived.11:59 AM Jun 13th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  827. ohmygodsoexcitedyouguysomg 5 CHARACTER DOMAIN OF MY NAME OMG (one day I’ll look back on this as the reckless passion of youth)11:59 AM Jun 13th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  828. Wanna be all civilized and sneeze into your arm when nothing else is around, like me? Every once in awhile you’ll miss and make a loud fart.9:54 AM Jun 13th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  829. @Orinz *cough* that was, of course, meant to read “ICANN,” for those confused. I don’t feel enough respect to spell their name correctly.1:32 AM Jun 13th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to Orinz
  830. Hold on… BOUVET ISLAND has a TLD and Sealand doesn’t? For shame, ICAAN, for SHAME.9:34 PM Jun 12th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  831. Just made the startling discovery my mate and I have somehow rolled our own lolspeak. Girls! Luvem! Wanna eat ’em!2:44 PM Jun 12th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  832. @qDot ?? ??? ???? ????’? ??????? for… oh, nevermind. Twitter chokes on the Deseret characters anyways.10:33 AM Jun 12th, 2008 from web in reply to qDot
  833. @Ozreiuosn I’m skilled in all sorts of hugs, and although uncomfortable ones are not my specialty, I could certainly oblige a request.11:08 PM Jun 11th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to Ozreiuosn
  834. Tend to leave out words in sentences. Recent discovery. Figure people understand ’em anyways. Cowboy kinda feel to it.1:15 PM Jun 11th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  835. Only years later do I realize the value of my English teachers’ advice… I find myself unable to write essays but in the dead of night.2:46 AM Jun 11th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  836. The minute I discovered the TLD of Libya is .ly, I naturally directed myself to http://or.ly …it is what I hoped it might be.12:02 AM Jun 11th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  837. Should start a series of unlikely email addresses; Luvintheweb [at] aol.com has inspired me.1:56 PM Jun 10th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  838. Remember how I asked you to think of words to put on my laptop, but you never did cause you’re busy? I need you now. http://is.gd/uzN12:31 PM Jun 10th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  839. I found my pen! You guys, you guys, I lost it, and I found it! I FOUUUND IT! Guys, I found it! My pen! GUYS!11:50 AM Jun 10th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  840. .info names are only $4.94 right now… hm… /me slaps wrist; NO, BAD TLD, BAD11:40 AM Jun 10th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  841. I swear, the day I receive another email beginning “Dear Administrative Professional” is the day I register ifuckurmother.biz.10:38 AM Jun 10th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  842. Someone who cares about my finances, yet appreciates my penchant for utilizing the internet at all times… please advise re: $200 iPhone.2:02 PM Jun 9th, 2008 from twhirl
  843. I win at WordPress upgrades. I fail at working from work. Shh… try not to tell anyone.1:58 PM Jun 9th, 2008 from twhirl
  844. Have I mentioned how futuristic I feel whilst IMing to 3 different people in various rooms of my house? Tomorrowland imagineers, take note.11:50 PM Jun 8th, 2008 from twhirl
  845. Za Bakdaz and glossolalia! Klaus Nomi’s newest CD has arrived in the mail. Cusày Cusà! http://is.gd/tlu11:16 PM Jun 8th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  846. Here it is, a lovely Saturday night, and me and the little lady @panavatar are too tired to go out. I feel like Twitter did a week ago.8:57 PM Jun 7th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  847. Is knowing enough interesting things enough to make one interesting? “Pretty gift for quotation, a serviceable substitute for wit” and all?11:31 AM Jun 5th, 2008 from web
  848. Ok… Hot Chip’s awesome, happy democracy day, Sherilyn Connelly WAS AT MY HOUSE, new black heart goes good on sleeve. There—I twittered it…10:51 AM Jun 5th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  849. All my Twitters are belong to Barack Obama. Oh, sorry, mis-meme.9:06 PM Jun 3rd, 2008 from TwitterFox
  850. Dear Boss: thank you for leaving early. That means I’m the last person in this huge building & can do whatever I want! Woo! Going home now.6:33 PM Jun 1st, 2008 from TwitterFox
  851. …and then if I’m not dead in the past, killed by robots searching Twitter in the future, then Terminators don’t exist. Right?5:32 PM Jun 1st, 2008 from TwitterFox
  852. Twitter is good for testing against possible Terminators. Like if I say I was at Lee’s Sandwiches, corner Larkin and Willow, from 4:30-5…5:31 PM Jun 1st, 2008 from TwitterFox
  853. If the closer a simulation is to reality , the more infinite the computing power, won’t we HAFTA use programmed bacteria to decode proteins?2:56 PM Jun 1st, 2008 from TwitterFox
  854. @qDot with the aim of a more efficient kite-to-kite nuclear delivery system, no doubt. I might assist you with this… http://is.gd/p7z2:12 PM Jun 1st, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to qDot
  855. Typos piss me off. That’s why I read Stuff White People Like, so I know it’s not just me. http://is.gd/p78 Wikipedia conspicuously missing.2:01 PM Jun 1st, 2008 from web
  856. Sealand occupies a very specific dream-space within my psycho-geographic pantheon. The less described as ‘impossibly plausible,’ the better.1:53 PM Jun 1st, 2008 from web
  857. Oops! Did I say “pick up chicks?” I meant to say “read blogs about Sealand.”1:45 PM Jun 1st, 2008 from TwitterFox
  858. That was grueling. Computer repair is harder than car repair. Of course, you can’t pick up chicks with a car.1:12 PM Jun 1st, 2008 from TwitterFox
  859. OH: Reverse psychology. It’s like, a girl says, “I’m a freak.” and you’re like “I don’t believe you. Prove it.”6:50 PM May 30th, 2008 from txt
  860. Hold on… Google’s favicon changed?! This is too much for one day. Slow down there, internet.2:15 PM May 30th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  861. You didn’t cross them hard enough. I had to get a video card off Craigslist. And a $35 “hill parking” ticket. You’re all jerks.12:58 PM May 30th, 2008 from txt
  862. Careful, delicate computer assembly has consumed the last four hours of my life. Have arrived at chapter 3, “Crossing One’s Fingers.”9:47 PM May 29th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  863. I have just stumbled upon the direct line to the Colbert Report. Direct line. I have no idea what to do with this information.4:22 PM May 29th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  864. Staring at the clock doesn’t get me any closer to that new motherboard waiting at home, but it does help me concentrate on avoiding work.3:44 PM May 29th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  865. @satiredun Googlestalking is about as normal as looking someone up in the phone book. That is, if you still have a phonebook.3:25 PM May 29th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to satiredun
  866. I hold a Creative Commons license on the exclamation “balls!” You can use it as long as you attribute it to me, Orin Zebest.2:55 PM May 29th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  867. The more I live here, the more I know the real names of crazy fuckers on the bus. MUNI and I have a functioning dysfunctional relationship.9:31 AM May 29th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  868. The things I would do to see the Bulgarian State Radio & Television Female Vocal Choir a.k.a. Les Mysterés des Vois Bulgares.. like type it6:02 PM May 28th, 2008 from txt
  869. Going to see the Bulgarian State Radio & Television Female Vocal Choir a.k.a. Les Mysterés des Vois Bulgares a.k.a. near2long2tweet tonight…5:59 PM May 28th, 2008 from txt
  870. Let’s do this. I’m hereby Twitter-sourcing to see if anyone knows of a male-friendly solution to hide fripples. I got pro’lems.5:07 PM May 28th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  871. One of the simple joys of being male is utilizing the pure efficiency that is a waterless urinal. Hold on… what’s that smell?3:06 PM May 28th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  872. Receptionist necking with that unlucky phone headset, you must realize that even from here you’re breathing is frightening to others.2:21 PM May 28th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  873. Honestly, who graduates from a culinary academy and starts working at a place called “Donut Time?”1:41 PM May 28th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  874. Stranger things have happened than me drinking a cuppa coffee, but I don’t have a time machine on hand to make myself a dinosaur egg omelet.1:22 PM May 28th, 2008 from web
  875. @germinator Oh, it seems wonderful at first, friend, but be warned: this is a City of Cannibals! (http://is.gd/n7Q)12:04 PM May 28th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to jeromegv
  876. @qDot Lawyer took one look at you and said “that’s the Teledildonics guy!” Happened to me once with the word “book.”11:14 AM May 28th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to qDot
  877. What are you doing? Resisting the urge to send links to package tracking pages, that’s what.10:40 AM May 28th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  878. I’m the kind of optimist who rolls out of bed 10 minutes before work & calls to say that I’m just stepping out the door. Works like a charm.10:19 AM May 28th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  879. (Shut UP, Twitter… I don’t need everyone knowing that I blog from work. Or that I blog, for that matter.)4:35 PM May 27th, 2008 from web
  880. Newest GLOT ‘Roommating’ – http://glot.homepie.org/pos…4:30 PM May 27th, 2008 from web
  881. Is it bad that, 15 years after the movie, I still expect relative strangers to get the Jurassic Park references I constantly make?3:30 PM May 27th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  882. One of the perks of shuffling jobs in San Francisco is that oftentimes you can keep going back to the same good restaurants (Lahore Karahi).12:55 PM May 27th, 2008 from txt
  883. No seriously. My job includes emailing people on Facebook. Thanks, 21st century, you made working for The Man boring all over again.9:47 AM May 27th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  884. Super-secret office internet filter trick: just use ‘https’ instead of http. Then you can actually do your job and email people on Facebook.9:30 AM May 27th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  885. It’s nice making things. It’s nice to be able to prove it http://tinyurl.com/6jeh3t12:00 AM May 27th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  886. It took me two months to assemble the materials, but the creation of an EOS-mounted Holga lens is only hours away http://tinyurl.com/6er2ep7:49 PM May 26th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  887. To the fish, I am a Stick-God creating life-giving worms from the end of my God-stick. Speak softly, my little puffer friends.6:07 PM May 26th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  888. Tracking new computer: *refresh* DAMN! Still in Dallas. *refresh* DAMN! Still in Dallas. *refresh* DAMN! Still in Dallas. Life is XKCD.3:57 PM May 26th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  889. Our house is at the bottom of a giant U made of Carnaval parade, and I can’t get out. Oops! 1000th tweet.11:53 AM May 25th, 2008 from txt
  890. Quite happy that today I wore my black peacoat (recently street-begotten). Everyone else is moved outta here, and they cut the heat.4:43 PM May 24th, 2008 from web
  891. has decided that waiting for his twitterversary is a dumb idea. In other news, no one cares. In other OTHER news Favrd is not likely for me.1:37 PM May 24th, 2008 from web
  892. I have determined @confession is a stupid idea. Twitter, you can shut it down. Ariel Waldman’s right. Anonymity can be good—can be dumb too…9:09 PM May 22nd, 2008 from TwitterFox
  893. Nuthin’ like two open bottlesving, creative, fascinating crazy person.11:20 AM Apr 25th, 2008 from web
  894. That truck is the most convenient, large, needy, ugly, useful, dirty, least convenient gift I’ve ever sort of received. Mixed blessings, $405:59 PM Apr 24th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  895. “Weak force” has to be an intentionally lame placeholder force name. Oh damn! $40 street cleaning ticket! I was distracted…10:27 AM Apr 24th, 2008 from web
  896. Newest GLOT ‘Three Ideas’ – http://tinyurl.com/5wc2l812:17 AM Apr 24th, 2008 from web
  897. Blogging on the sly… it’s every intellectual’s dream to be paid to think, after all. Why do I feel dirty? Oh yeah, the inherent lie.3:31 PM Apr 23rd, 2008 from TwitterFox
  898. Number two? Really? The red zone. It’s red. You can’t park there. People who tell you that you can are liars. Drive over them.3:06 PM Apr 23rd, 2008 from TwitterFox
  899. Ought to be more sad country songs ’bout helping ingrate diabetic suspended cab drivers who live in the projects to park properly.11:51 AM Apr 23rd, 2008 from TwitterFox
  900. Choice words from my friend Lauren: “self obsessed nerd” will now appear on the back of my laptop, till the stars grow cold http://is.gd/8kp10:05 AM Apr 23rd, 2008 from web
  901. @Moltz The Onion called, they want their smarm back.9:58 AM Apr 23rd, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to Moltz
  902. When photo editing, I abuse the vignette tool. That’s what I get for having discriminating tastes. Or OCD.12:25 AM Apr 23rd, 2008 from TwitterFox
  903. What a touching man, Dr. Randy Pausch. He may die, but the game goes on. Summary of his last lecture: http://is.gd/8bq10:19 PM Apr 22nd, 2008 from twhirl
  904. @sfslim The filing cabinets are now as empty as their meaning. The State is friend of the Bureaucracy. The Bureaucracy is enemy of Trees.1:30 PM Apr 22nd, 2008 from web in reply to sfslim
  905. Type and fonts and symbols and colors… now this is the work with which I’m comfortable. Wish I could redocorate filing cabinets every day.12:09 PM Apr 22nd, 2008 from twhirl
  906. “Can you print the new report batches for me?” “Batches? We don’t need no steenkin’ batches!”10:37 AM Apr 22nd, 2008 from twhirl
  907. @Ozreiuosn S’ok. I envy the time you have to listen to NPR. That’s right: Orin feels odd nostalgia for MSM.9:31 AM Apr 22nd, 2008 from web in reply to Ozreiuosn
  908. Listening to housing tenant, apparently Jesus, Caine’s clone (who *really* killed Abel), and Silver Surfer are alive and well in our dreams.9:07 AM Apr 22nd, 2008 from TwitterFox
  909. Cool! I have an uncle running the Boston Marathon today; everyone root for Paul Berg. If not Paul, root for Obama. If not him, America.7:44 AM Apr 22nd, 2008 from TwitterFox
  910. -T9: “It would appear that I will be working as a temp here until at least May 14, seeing as how they’ve scheduled me for training that day”5:31 PM Apr 21st, 2008 from web
  911. I’m outta work, but certainly not outta work.4:33 PM Apr 21st, 2008 from txt
  912. Hm. It would appear that I will be working as a tens jere until at least May 14, seeing as how they’ve scheduled of for training that day.4:32 PM Apr 21st, 2008 from txt
  913. Going through old security logs, the report for 9/11/01 mentions incidents of “mourning activity.” Weird.4:01 PM Apr 21st, 2008 from twhirl
  914. @rhiannononon How bad was it? Bad enough to subject unsuspecting strangers to it at $5 a pop and call it “art?”3:52 PM Apr 21st, 2008 from twhirl in reply to rhiannononon
  915. Quick, gang! There’s someone outside revving a loud engine, let’s go point and laugh at his small penis!2:09 PM Apr 21st, 2008 from twhirl
  916. Doncha love when people argue why they should be able to park in the red zone? Wanting to go back to school more and more… ME NOT THAT GUY12:02 PM Apr 21st, 2008 from twhirl
  917. There’s an Advil dispenser in the hall, and I have no doubt as to why.11:43 AM Apr 21st, 2008 from twhirl
  918. Any besides me believe that new toner cartriges resemble shoulder-mounted grenades more than office supplies? Ok, imagination overworked.11:10 AM Apr 21st, 2008 from twhirl
  919. (sung to “Particle Man”) Laptop at work, laptop at work, someone’s got his laptop at work… laptop a work.10:17 AM Apr 21st, 2008 from twhirl
  920. It would appear that the fresh bump on my forehead is not as subtle as I’d hoped. Ah, memories.9:52 AM Apr 21st, 2008 from txt
  921. “It’s shnapps. Schnoppers. Is it shnapps or schnappers? Schnap ’em!”11:17 PM Apr 20th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  922. Girlfriend is funny-DRUNK on apple schnapps; sort of wishing I hadn’t won the “spot the McGuffin” contest at Dark Room tonight. Sorta not.11:16 PM Apr 20th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  923. “Barack Obama favorited your thing on Digg”6:44 PM Apr 20th, 2008 from web
  924. I’ve never had something worthy of submitting to Digg before, but this is it: http://tinyurl.com/5j49m56:03 PM Apr 20th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  925. WTF? No seriously, cartoon spousal abuse and anthropomorphic dildo boyfriends. And… is that Slash? http://tinyurl.com/yonbzk5:45 PM Apr 20th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  926. Unfortunately, @panavatar and I want something that we don’t have. But I’m sure we know someone who does. But who? Wait, what day is it?3:39 PM Apr 20th, 2008 from web
  927. I wanted to give my Discordian friend a noble title in Sealand, and they ARE the cheapest, but our dollar sucks too much. http://is.gd/7wH5:39 AM Apr 20th, 2008 from web
  928. The birds have started singing outside. That means it’s dawn, and it means the party went well.5:37 AM Apr 20th, 2008 from web
  929. Me putting together a music CD is like Robin Hood entering a darts tournament. With his arrows. Take that, stupid bullseye!10:32 PM Apr 19th, 2008 from web
  930. Gahhh! We’re gonna be late for the party! Shh… what party?9:33 PM Apr 19th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  931. “I was gonna MARRY Wesley Crusher but now I’m stuck with you instead.” Thanks, girlfriend; I love you too.1:48 PM Apr 19th, 2008 from txt
  932. Time for model railroading! See you at the Randall Museum, world. http://www.ggmrc.org/ggmrc/12:46 PM Apr 19th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  933. Tell me if this “Labyrinth Training” is totally cool or if it’s just a promotion for some dumb movie: http://is.gd/4sh I really can’t decide11:50 AM Apr 19th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  934. My goodness! Aren’t these aristocratic titles just the bargain of the century: http://is.gd/7qj11:37 AM Apr 19th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  935. That French maid outfit went over rather well. Guess I’ll have to leave that remark out of context, seeing as how Twitter will be down.7:53 PM Apr 18th, 2008 from web
  936. @girlsgonemad Wait… how’d this get in the blender?2:21 PM Apr 18th, 2008 from web in reply to girlsgonemad
  937. Much more difficult to type email on a cellphone than God intended. When God made cellphones.1:26 PM Apr 18th, 2008 from web
  938. That’s… weird… the paper fairy left me a present.8:55 AM Apr 18th, 2008 from txt
  939. Overheard via bum: “you know what, I’m DT’n like a [mofo] right now, but I’m over it, you know. And her.”8:38 AM Apr 18th, 2008 from txt
  940. Does anyone read my tumblr? Oh, wait, I might have never announced its existence. Tumblr! http://glot.tumblr.com/3:19 AM Apr 18th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  941. @tyrsalvia That is awesome, especially since it means that you got an extra 8 hours of birthday, or (8/24)/365 = 0.00009132nd of a candle.2:08 AM Apr 18th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to tyrsalvia
  942. Another out of context from the same movie: “I’m the hermaphrodite. Not really, just for this.”10:03 PM Apr 17th, 2008 from web
  943. “What’s an A with a diaeresis above it sound like?” “A letter with DIAERESIS?” /giggles9:42 PM Apr 17th, 2008 from web
  944. Out of context: “you can smell cactus on my drums.” Anyone know the movie?9:40 PM Apr 17th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  945. Battle music in “The Hobbit” animated movie is super 70’s super funky, and decidedly pleasantly inappropriate.9:26 PM Apr 17th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  946. When the weather becomes far more attractive, so do San Franciscans.5:45 PM Apr 17th, 2008 from txt
  947. Do you feel lucky today? Or do you feel like you’ll be hit by an errant motorist if you give a moment’s attention to something trivial?5:18 PM Apr 17th, 2008 from txt
  948. Why yes, stranger walking towards me, I am the kind of person who leaves pennies face-up in the middle of the crosswalk for others to find.5:15 PM Apr 17th, 2008 from txt
  949. Today, I stole one piece of paper from work, and maybe three ideas for short stories.5:04 PM Apr 17th, 2008 from txt
  950. One advantage of working in a generally boring filing job is that My_Brain function(interestingness) is getting called a lot.4:52 PM Apr 17th, 2008 from txt
  951. I just thought of a great prank which only requires a lot of dirty, grungy clothes and a metal spoon. Why metal? Tell you later.2:40 PM Apr 17th, 2008 from txt
  952. I just thought of a great prank which only requires a lot of dirty, grungy clothes and a metal spoon. Why metal? Tell you later.2:40 PM Apr 17th, 2008 from txt
  953. Mexican glass-bottle Coke just tastes better. Too bad we muck it up with our American brutally un-aesthetic “nutrition facts.”2:03 PM Apr 17th, 2008 from txt
  954. It’s really, really difficult to get evicted from the projects. It’s startling how easy it is for stubborn people.12:26 PM Apr 17th, 2008 from txt
  955. Haha! I get to bring my laptop into work on account that there’s no “workstation” for me. Little do they expect…11:38 AM Apr 17th, 2008 from txt
  956. I’ve just reached the realization, working here in the projects, that my lifestyle is actually kinda ghetto (in a white guy way).9:42 AM Apr 17th, 2008 from txt
  957. Blue, brown, and white–my favorite clothing color combination. At least if I bleed to death I’ll look good doing it.9:00 AM Apr 17th, 2008 from txt
  958. Ow! Cut myself shaving. Do I still have to go to work now? Rrr… but the kids on the bus are gonna make fun of me…8:01 AM Apr 17th, 2008 from web
  959. This is the sound of me falling asleep and falling on my keyboard: “nnfrts fewa fcvre3w4qq”9:54 PM Apr 16th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  960. Oh, fireworks from my bedroom window. Now I remember why I pay six times as much to live here as in the projects.9:32 PM Apr 16th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  961. Granted, I’ve never *bought* any of the Freshwater Puffers or Electric Catfish or Medusa Worms, but I hope Yelp is wrong: http://is.gd/6Ld9:15 PM Apr 16th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  962. Freshwater Pufferfish? I swear, sometimes I think this aquarium store stocks contraband future animals.7:14 PM Apr 16th, 2008 from txt
  963. @panavatar It’s never about the donuts, sweetpea. It’s about the love. The love of donuts.2:41 PM Apr 16th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to panavatar
  964. Donut day, I went. Met @sfslim and M2 in person finally. Cameraphone makes me feel tiny. Ride home had a busload of girls softball players.12:42 PM Apr 16th, 2008 from web
  965. You ever feel like everyone’s watching you? A Flickr event is that feeling externalized.11:10 AM Apr 16th, 2008 from txt
  966. Holy crap I’m arriving on time for an event? Something’s wrong…11:01 AM Apr 16th, 2008 from txt
  967. There will be time for donuts today… huzzah! ETA 25 minutes.10:44 AM Apr 16th, 2008 from txt
  968. The worst part of my rainbow plaid pants is that they’re poor camouflage in most situations. The best part.. is they’re rainbow plaid pants.9:47 AM Apr 16th, 2008 from web
  969. @eriney The possibility of “lost in translation” did cross my mind. Lemme find out… ok, she doesn’t know. My answer: squishing involved.7:12 AM Apr 16th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to eriney
  970. My girlfriend just rolled over in bed to face me, said “boots!,” and rolled back over.6:56 AM Apr 16th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  971. Weird, I had a dream last night that… oh, wait, NO I DIDN’T I’ve been up since 10pm with a nose made of sandpaper. Brain hate.6:51 AM Apr 16th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  972. Did I miss this somehow? New York shoves old subway cars into the ocean to start reefs? http://is.gd/6u91:12 AM Apr 16th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  973. So excited that tomorrow is Day of the Donut! Soon, our center-challenged pastry friends will PAY for their deliciousness. http://is.gd/5gJ10:56 PM Apr 15th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  974. I think that Frankenstein movie had a more profound effect on me than previously realized. Grrrr… Bedtime should NOT be 6:00pm.9:42 PM Apr 15th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  975. @girlsgonemad Well? Did it work? Did you finish the paper? Or will you be living here? In the projects?2:33 PM Apr 15th, 2008 from web in reply to girlsgonemad
  976. Whenever I in to Memphis Minnie’s I’m reminded of David Cross’ tattoo of a pig helpfully serving itself to the hungry victuals-seekers.12:41 PM Apr 15th, 2008 from txt
  977. Skipped breakfast no time to shave hair is dirty none of these forms is complete my throat is trying to escape through my larynx.11:03 AM Apr 15th, 2008 from web
  978. @eriney Proud parents used to put grades up on the fridge. Today we have this thing.10:54 AM Apr 15th, 2008 from web in reply to eriney
  979. I just got asked to stay “a few more weeks.” Will continue to hum theme from Brazil for foreseeable future.1:46 PM Apr 14th, 2008 from txt
  980. @Ozreiuosn you should totally do Breakers to Bay. Get the same awesome experience as Bay to Breakers but go in a salmon suit against current12:46 PM Apr 14th, 2008 from web in reply to Ozreiuosn
  981. I am a very organized worker and YOU PEOPLE HAVE TOO MANY STAPLES!11:17 AM Apr 14th, 2008 from txt
  982. Now seems like a nice time for a walk… To investigate a burgler alarm.10:07 AM Apr 14th, 2008 from txt
  983. Through the miracle of temp work, my father drove a pickle truck, and now I work in the projects. Who got the better gig I can’t say.9:15 AM Apr 14th, 2008 from txt
  984. “Welcome to your bright future in Hill Valley” … I mean Haze Valley… Hayes Valley.9:07 AM Apr 14th, 2008 from web
  985. They have heaters on the bus for suckers like me. And by heaters I mean clumps of people huddling together for warmth.9:02 AM Apr 14th, 2008 from web
  986. At the Dark Room: “Mary Shelley’s” Frankenstein for Robert Dinero month. I don’t remember any Viking funeral pyre OR Zombie Bonham Carter!11:21 PM Apr 13th, 2008 from web
  987. is reading about ammonites, the Rodinian supercontinent, and stromatolites AGAIN. Awaiting first applicant for that there room we got.4:22 PM Apr 13th, 2008 from twhirl
  988. Romanesco Broccoli, the fractal snack, fills me with irrational hope that the world is ordered in sensible beautiful nodules of logic.3:05 AM Apr 13th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  989. You know what I would love? A breadcrumb-trail script for Wikipedia. XKCD has a reference to everything: http://xkcd.com/214/12:46 AM Apr 13th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  990. is considering a degree in biology.6:53 PM Apr 12th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  991. One of my favorite picture-books, to this day, is Haeckel’s “Kunstformen der Natur” http://is.gd/5IW5:49 PM Apr 12th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  992. There is a constant pressure in my temporal lobes. Yawning makes it worse. I fear my ancestral Synapsid nature is trying to reassert itself.5:36 PM Apr 12th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  993. Cross-cultural spazzgasm: Emo in Romania means Han, Han in Korean which, if you look it up, means Emo! http://is.gd/5Df1:26 AM Apr 12th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  994. Can anyone explain to me why… why Daly City looks like that? Is there a vacuum there?12:49 AM Apr 12th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  995. @satiredun You’ll miss it when it’s over :-/ …said someone sounding remarkably like his father.12:27 AM Apr 12th, 2008 from web in reply to satiredun
  996. What a lovely day! So lovely, I chose to walk from Hayes Valley to the Financial District to Union Square! What was I thinking!5:41 PM Apr 11th, 2008 from web
  997. @Ozreiuosn: I see you’re having a pleasant day at the orifice, too.1:56 PM Apr 11th, 2008 from web in reply to Ozreiuosn
  998. @girlsgonemad Theoretically I’m done at 5. I leave the office at… let’s say 3? And I drop off my miniscule timesheet. Then I pee in a cup.1:53 PM Apr 11th, 2008 from web in reply to girlsgonemad
  999. Mountains of paperwork. My job: molehills. Low-income housing is an utterly bizarre and unlikely scheme.1:19 PM Apr 11th, 2008 from txt
  1000. Dooo deew doot… off to work I go… where I stop, nobody knows.8:23 AM Apr 11th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  1001. My printer seems quite angry at being forced to make tax returns. I can’t entirely blame it.1:04 AM Apr 11th, 2008 from twhirl
  1002. @germinator or is it 29?11:10 PM Apr 10th, 2008 from web in reply to jeromegv
  1003. @germinator !! Happy Birthday, Francophone !! How could I forget that you are 19 years old today?11:07 PM Apr 10th, 2008 from web in reply to jeromegv
  1004. Sudden dream recall: picking off my legs small, round, white mushrooms. I need to stop reading VanderMeer before bed; Graycaps gonna get me.8:25 PM Apr 10th, 2008 from web
  1005. That sunset was the real one. I guess the one earlier today I must have dreamt. Oh! That was sunRISE.8:23 PM Apr 10th, 2008 from web
  1006. @housechore Hiya there, stranger!3:25 PM Apr 10th, 2008 from web in reply to housechore
  1007. @tyrsalvia You too, eh? Mine feels like I need to blow my throat. That, combined with a vague “things look unusual today…” perception.3:04 PM Apr 10th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to tyrsalvia
  1008. I eat more sushi than the per capita average. Let’s not discuss how much more. I figure I save on expensive cooking fires, y’know.9:14 PM Apr 9th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  1009. @laughingsquid Knock on wood! You knock on wood right now!4:34 PM Apr 9th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to laughingsquid
  1010. First day of the apartment listing, five responses. Awesome sauce!2:45 PM Apr 9th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  1011. Well, just after waking my mother let’s me know that SF is still a crazy town. Yup—news flash!2:23 PM Apr 9th, 2008 from web
  1012. Things I wish had better search results #4277: “surrealist model railroad”3:25 AM Apr 9th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  1013. @zefrank You mean FINAL winner, don’t you? Let’s not play favorites…6:40 PM Apr 8th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to zefrank
  1014. Seems @laughingsquid is now running first place for the Webby awards in its category! That’s what I get for voting… http://is.gd/4Pd2:59 PM Apr 8th, 2008 from web
  1015. @sfslim “SFSlim mixes his metaphors. With alcohol.”2:43 PM Apr 8th, 2008 from web in reply to sfslim
  1016. Mid-day blood sugar drag, it’s time for a lunch run to neighborhood Taqueria.11:34 PM Apr 7th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  1017. @girlsgonemad Singing us to sleep with a new icon! Can’t slip anything past me…10:53 PM Apr 7th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to girlsgonemad
  1018. Attempting my own, I’ve just realized @laughingsquid must have the best tax deductions imaginable. Everything fun is a business expense!8:52 PM Apr 7th, 2008 from web
  1019. Well, for the moment I’m stuck in Santa Rosa on account of the Tibet protest—driving thru a military intervention sounds less than steller…1:48 PM Apr 7th, 2008 from web
  1020. “To be sure, there is no official diagnosis of death by blogging” My God, did the New York Times just reference XKCD? http://is.gd/4ro3:03 AM Apr 7th, 2008 from web
  1021. Visiting family in Sana Rosa and playing careful with roommate situation. I forgot natop power cord. Took 10% battery just to get online.5:42 PM Apr 6th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  1022. @rhiannononon Gah! I was hoping for an evening shindig, as there’s a huntin’ gate near Lake Berryessa where I need to be at 10am. L8R/haps?1:51 AM Apr 5th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to rhiannononon
  1023. Seeing how the other half lives (roommate): watching Ghost World on the couch, eating dinner there, then having ice cream.12:43 AM Apr 5th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  1024. And now, here at FoodsCo… clearance pickles!6:16 PM Apr 4th, 2008 from txt
  1025. Heehee… with new time-recording app, I can see how long I’ve spent working on @panavatar ‘s website… and charge her money! BWAHAHA4:35 PM Apr 4th, 2008 from web
  1026. I just realized that most of my latest tweets have been to recount dreams of the night… morning… ok, afternoon before.3:24 PM Apr 4th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  1027. Dream: Kinky Salon is in Bayview. Theme: pickles. I’m broke, but I bring a master pickle chef. The band is The Picklettes.1:54 PM Apr 4th, 2008 from twhirl
  1028. @rhiannononon Ahem, as @Panavatar said, we have a pickup truck, and tomorrow we even have parking for it. Also, I don’t have to work! Sigh..12:10 AM Apr 4th, 2008 from twhirl in reply to rhiannononon
  1029. Aggh… this new time managament program I installed on a dare is taking sooo long to operate. Tres ironique, non?11:54 PM Apr 3rd, 2008 from twhirl
  1030. Last night I dreamed of lenses. Large, bulky lenses. Sometimes I wish I had a self-portrait series.10:38 AM Apr 3rd, 2008 from TwitterFox
  1031. Great. Now I guess I need to start listing “Paleogeography” in interests sections I fill out. This’ll sure score me chicks. http://is.gd/3WW1:25 AM Apr 3rd, 2008 from TwitterFox
  1032. @girlsgonemad for me, playing Sims 2 (in… 2004?) I needed an indispensably low-class object set: http://is.gd/3Ws & http://is.gd/3Wt11:50 PM Apr 2nd, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to girlsgonemad
  1033. Such a magical walk with @panavatar just now. Magical, because I was in a place where anything could be true. That’s all there is to it.11:38 PM Apr 2nd, 2008 from TwitterFox
  1034. Still need more ideas for sticker-tape, from you fine people: http://is.gd/3UI5:58 PM Apr 2nd, 2008 from TwitterFox
  1035. Dernit. Tried for the past two hours to find an underground drain/sewer map of SF; no luck. Re-enacting that dream will have to wait.2:48 PM Apr 2nd, 2008 from TwitterFox
  1036. @girlsgonemad Hard to tell if those are song lyrics of just that magic medicine talking.12:29 AM Apr 2nd, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to girlsgonemad
  1037. Goodbye April 1st, still time for one more prank…11:00 PM Apr 1st, 2008 from TwitterFox
  1038. Also, Camper shoes bought at the same thrift store for six dollars. SIX DOLLARS! This is why not to Yelp everything.7:45 PM Apr 1st, 2008 from web
  1039. Top perks of Daly City: Filipino island food found in a sea of generic-ness, $8 Steve Madden shoes, and parking. Ohh, the parking…7:44 PM Apr 1st, 2008 from web
  1040. Eight months later, we’ve finally been pulled over for that broken taillight. Wishing I were an electrician.5:37 PM Apr 1st, 2008 from txt
  1041. After the stupid parade, I just feel stupid for not acting so stupid and stupidly planning to get stupid with the stupids.1:29 PM Apr 1st, 2008 from txt
  1042. @Ozreiuosn I don’t wanna go to bed neither, but that’s cause I still need a job. And I don’t have a boyfriend. I only want one of those.11:35 PM Mar 31st, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to Ozreiuosn
  1043. I suppose I am not going to Drawbridge today. Probably not going to shoot a gun, either. I don’t know what I can cross off: http://is.gd/3zy2:38 PM Mar 31st, 2008 from TwitterFox
  1044. @sfslim Glad you find them as fascinating as I. Course, now I’m trying to find how to get a cheap $350 one from China…2:28 PM Mar 31st, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to sfslim
  1045. I don’t want to twitter. Twitter is for people whose lives are not going haywire.12:22 AM Mar 31st, 2008 from TwitterFox
  1046. @eriney huh-wha!? Where do I sign up to get paid to tolerate MySpace’s design interface?5:15 PM Mar 30th, 2008 from twhirl in reply to eriney
  1047. My hair is brown once more. I know, I said that a month ago. This time f’reals :-\3:04 AM Mar 30th, 2008 from twhirl
  1048. Craigslist, Sept,. I gave away bikes, & one of the respondents (who emailed too late) turned up in Myspace autosearch—& she is HOT! Dammit!…4:52 AM Mar 29th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  1049. How embarassing. 9/10 Google results returned for someone’s name are unfulfilled Ron Paul campaign pledges. The other is his Myspace band.4:16 AM Mar 29th, 2008 from web
  1050. Usually about this time of night I don’t like to tweet on account that then people’d know I’m up.3:22 AM Mar 29th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  1051. “San Francisco: we call the sticks up peoples’ asses ‘butt plugs.'”11:12 PM Mar 28th, 2008 from txt
  1052. After blintzes and pancakes, we are looking for activities. Mmm… blintzes.10:47 PM Mar 28th, 2008 from txt
  1053. @satiredun I agree with you on both counts. Label my laptop! http://snurl.com/22vpu4:22 PM Mar 28th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to satiredun
  1054. Still very much in need of words to stick onto my new laptop: http://snurl.com/22vpu2:42 PM Mar 28th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  1055. Newest GLOT ‘Laptop Challenge ‘08!’ – http://tinyurl.com/2rf7ft2:28 AM Mar 28th, 2008 from web
  1056. This new Lonovo that @panavatar has brings the total to FOUR computers in our bedroom. This would be ok if we were more organized people.7:15 PM Mar 27th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  1057. For those keeping score, a fresh install of Windows XP SP2 requires *93* high priority updates to bring it up to current security standards.6:48 PM Mar 27th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  1058. The Ancestor’s Tale in Wikipedia form, been reading it all day: http://tinyurl.com/zwy2w5:57 PM Mar 27th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  1059. Well, this may come as a bit of a surprise to everyone, including myself, but I have COMPLETELY restored this busted laptop /knockonwood4:43 AM Mar 27th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  1060. Chipped my favorite beer glass 🙁 Successfully installed fake-OEM Windows 🙂1:10 AM Mar 27th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  1061. Sealand royal titles, Baron, Baronless, Lord or Lady, party like they’re only £19.99! http://snurl.com/22mlb8:03 PM Mar 25th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  1062. @cgardner Excellent! We have had need of a chromatic maintainence technician for some time!3:49 PM Mar 25th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to cgardner
  1063. @Ozreiuosn Ubuntu technology!?!3:31 PM Mar 25th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to Ozreiuosn
  1064. Oh dear. I seem to have inherited a semi-functional laptop.3:15 PM Mar 25th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  1065. Girlie has her laptop!3:09 PM Mar 25th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  1066. The woman keeps asking me to go look out our bedroom window. No, woman, your new laptop isn’t here yet.2:40 PM Mar 25th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  1067. @rhiannononon by all means, my altar is littered with offerings from those who marvel at my search-fu2:32 PM Mar 25th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to rhiannononon
  1068. Hazards of owning a DSLR include not having enough time to sort through all the damn photos you took. Better to be photographed, methinks.9:59 PM Mar 24th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  1069. Someone needs driving lessons. Someone needs to drive them somewhere pretty.2:46 PM Mar 24th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  1070. Lemme say that the amount of people at the big wheel race was unimaginable. Next year I say we take over the world’s crookedest highway.10:49 PM Mar 23rd, 2008 from web
  1071. Ok, first off, Easter turns out to be the best holiday for street donations. This includes the stuff that I myself put out on the curb.9:31 PM Mar 23rd, 2008 from web
  1072. Oh dear God. The Color Wars have begun. Did you hear me!? THE COLOR WARS HAVE BEGUN3:10 PM Mar 22nd, 2008 from TwitterFox
  1073. For today, @panavatar and I are off the computers. It is a daring experiment.1:57 PM Mar 20th, 2008 from txt
  1074. @teamfeed, actually, there are two pink teams, @PussyPinkTeam and @FF1CAEteam. Pink has split! Join the one true color! All of ’em!9:28 PM Mar 19th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to teamfeed
  1075. @mashable @rainbowteam This conflict will go on forever unless we can overcome our chroma. Some can’t even decide! http://snurl.com/226vn9:09 PM Mar 19th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to mashable
  1076. @eriney I hear dat. I must study for tomorrow’s… oh, who am I fooling. Tomorrow’s just Thursday.5:51 PM Mar 19th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to eriney
  1077. @tyrsalvia I say you belong on rainbow team! Just send an @ to @rainbowteam and make your icon all spectrum-ified. Confusion is an art.2:30 PM Mar 19th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to tyrsalvia
  1078. @tyrsalvia you remember Ze Frank? Well, @zefrank has begun twittering. That should explain it.2:21 PM Mar 19th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to tyrsalvia
  1079. @rainbowteam ftw!12:13 PM Mar 19th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to rainbowteam
  1080. I think I need to lay off the internet. I’ve been hitting it a little hard these past couple days.2:56 AM Mar 19th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  1081. Joe Frank is my spiritual guru.8:36 PM Mar 18th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  1082. “What you need, when you need it” has come to be a dead website’s default epitaph.8:18 PM Mar 18th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  1083. What an unfortunately named website for what it is: http://profilactic.com6:40 PM Mar 18th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  1084. Ow. Opening a glass bottle of Passionfruit syrup that’s lain unopened for months can be dangerous. Especially if it opens by splitting apart5:13 PM Mar 18th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  1085. Arthur C. Clarke Died!?! (http://rurl.org/l5l) Well, I guess I can cross him off my “list of people to meet before I die.” Too late 🙁2:52 PM Mar 18th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  1086. I live a mile and a half from the ocean. It’s 3pm and sunny out. Is it possible that I keep hearing foghorns?2:05 PM Mar 18th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  1087. Hah! An old Haiku I wrote: “What is STOPPING you / from doing something SO COOL / you’re made IMMORTAL?”3:27 AM Mar 18th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  1088. Girlz idea adapted for a stencil pair: Hillary = Kai Winn, Obama = Ben Sisko. It has poetry, but does it merit permanence?2:24 AM Mar 18th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  1089. There’s something pure about making a stencil, something old-fashioned and meticulous. Nowadays you also happen to be a “memetic vector.”1:32 AM Mar 18th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  1090. Am I the first one to realize that GoogleMaps street view has a wee Leprechaun today?7:20 PM Mar 17th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  1091. @Ozreiuosn St. Patty’s Day Headache remedy: “moar beer, plz”5:43 PM Mar 17th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to Ozreiuosn
  1092. Browsing Craigslist and wondering of paths that might have been walked.4:53 PM Mar 17th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  1093. ping for the LJ: http://tinyurl.com/3xte8p (why yes, to answer your immediate query, I do in fact have a Livejournal)1:02 AM Mar 17th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  1094. Said the A-Wing pilot: “There’s… too many of them!” http://friendfeed.com/orinz10:21 PM Mar 16th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  1095. Hmm. This looks interesting. Anyone have an invite for http://ffffound.com ?9:57 PM Mar 16th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  1096. Arrggh, why does everything I think of while I’m in the bath vanish as soon as I leave? To be back on my computer? Where I am now?8:47 PM Mar 16th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  1097. Girlie’s laptop just died, exactly like she said it would. Well, I spose that’s why she’s getting a new one next week (!)11:52 PM Mar 15th, 2008 from txt
  1098. Oh dear… late at night, stuck in Sacramento, time to kill… 666 BoingBoing unread.11:44 PM Mar 15th, 2008 from web
  1099. Pretty drive this morning, but I’ve determined that the CD player is allergic to stickers. Sigh. Stickers.7:50 AM Mar 15th, 2008 from txt
  1100. Oops! Did I just give away the fact that I’m still awake? Darn auto-twitter.12:27 AM Mar 15th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  1101. Newest GLOT ‘Zeitgeist in a Nutshell’ – http://tinyurl.com/387hwc12:27 AM Mar 15th, 2008 from web
  1102. Off to the very last Consumeet ;-( Annie O’Brien’s on Howard, right near CNet HQ8:15 PM Mar 14th, 2008 from Snitter
  1103. Decided to stay here in SF for the night so that means I’ll be driving out at approx 6:30am tomorrow morn. Such is life… oy.7:19 PM Mar 14th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  1104. I love how sometimes I’ll upload something to the Pirate Bay and within a minute I’ll have two downloaders. They love me over there.6:53 PM Mar 14th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  1105. About to remove 3 torrents I’ve been long-time seeding, cumulatively 200gigas to my credit. Bye-a torrents, hullo free disk space.4:00 PM Mar 14th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  1106. I’d kinda like to write one, but I’d also want to really make it. This draws me to the conclusion that my actors would be stop-motion.3:34 PM Mar 13th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  1107. Best yet! “Forced to wear a grass skirt, David Hasselhoff ingests a pheromone that attracts weasels.” http://www.scriptfrenzy.org3:26 PM Mar 13th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  1108. “Badly burned in a meth lab explosion, a disgruntled child actor finds a wish-granting mold.” ScriptFrenzy’s plot generator is pretty cool.2:15 PM Mar 13th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  1109. I just realized I’m reading three books at once, and have plans to read more. Slowly, inexorably, I am becoming my father.6:46 PM Mar 12th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  1110. As far as hipsters go, I’m still a fan of The Mission more than The Haight. Way more restaurants, tho (thanks, @panavatar!)5:41 PM Mar 12th, 2008 from txt
  1111. Grammar Q: if a file extension is used in a sentence (.ico) should indefinite article ‘an’ be used b/c of initial vowel, or is it DOT ico?12:22 AM Mar 12th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  1112. @rhiannononon zomg PicLens + Flickr Auto Page script = hours of viewing playsure: http://snurl.com/21k9c11:13 PM Mar 11th, 2008 from TwitterFox in reply to rhiannononon
  1113. Fortune cookie: “The time is right to make new friends.”5:53 PM Mar 11th, 2008 from txt
  1114. “Since my surgery, I’ve lost my short-term memory and my job of 16 years. No, I don’t think they are funny.” Guess who does? Guess! ME.2:12 AM Mar 11th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  1115. This commenter still annoys me 3 months later, trying to hog all the Flickr photos tagged ‘aneurysm’ http://snurl.com/21hdx2:11 AM Mar 11th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  1116. Excellent… both Yuggoth, Homeworld of Migo and Barbelith, placenta of Mankind are functioning exactly as planned…9:38 PM Mar 9th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  1117. Great! 500gig drive is NOT dead, just need to be split into 2 partitions which will only take about… oh fuck.7:54 PM Mar 9th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  1118. Today my goal is to fix at least one of girlfriend’s TWO broken computers. They say things come in threes, but man, I don’t like those guys.4:28 PM Mar 9th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  1119. “I don’t want to become a Jedi Knight, I just want to bite your butt!” I ? my girlfriend.2:43 AM Mar 9th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  1120. (with the power of TwitterFox, I can update many different Twitter accounts easily — I choose not to reveal which)1:56 AM Mar 9th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  1121. Just downloaded all my old Consumating data in anticipation of March 14 über-death. Who knows if and when this will come in handy…1:43 AM Mar 9th, 2008 from web
  1122. @panavatar: it’s all Greek to me…1:38 AM Mar 9th, 2008 from web in reply to panavatar
  1123. We have entered a spatial distortion, houses and cars have lost normal dimensions.11:09 PM Mar 7th, 2008 from txt
  1124. Doncha just hate when you finally download that torrent you’ve been looking for… and it turns out to be completely in Russian?8:13 PM Mar 7th, 2008 from TwitterFox
  1125. Running out of space for photos on Orinschtuff drive… hm, I know there must be some solution what with that extra 120GB I have hooked up.7:3B RAM machine.3:09 PM Feb 15th, 2008 from Snitter
  1126. “Good morning Orin! You’re computer is dumb!” Yeah, yeah, I know.12:27 PM Feb 15th, 2008 from web
  1127. Someone help me, tiny little hearts are randomly spawning all across my Twitter friends timeline.2:11 AM Feb 15th, 2008 from web
  1128. @Ozreiuosn <31:01 AM Feb 15th, 2008 from web in reply to Ozreiuosn
  1129. Ok, the Japanese string instrument player is playing “Cumbanchero.” Frigging amazing.8:27 PM Feb 14th, 2008 from txt
  1130. Lynae is taking me to Beaver street for Valentine’s. Huh huh…. for sushi :-O7:10 PM Feb 14th, 2008 from txt
  1131. I think it’s fair to say that 4 days of the past week have been devoted to web design. Finally progressing, but at expense of getting a job.1:58 AM Feb 13th, 2008 from Snitter
  1132. @Ozreiuosn Good luck with THAT. Oh, wait, I think I might be going too.6:22 PM Feb 12th, 2008 from web in reply to Ozreiuosn
  1133. The later it gets the more I think I’m gonna see him. I’m just gonna have to call the cops again. Civilized folks only fight vigilante last.2:47 AM Feb 12th, 2008 from Snitter
  1134. Lynae on Last Tango in Paris: “You know a movie sucks when you don’t even want to wait around for the buttsex scene.”7:37 PM Feb 11th, 2008 from web
  1135. Yay! I found parking in front of my house. Hard to tell if that feels safer or not, tonight.5:06 PM Feb 11th, 2008 from web
  1136. Good morning! Afternoon. It would appear that the note for krazy-kriminal is still taped to the outside of my building.3:44 PM Feb 11th, 2008 from Snitter
  1137. Newest GLOT ‘About Last Night…’ – http://tinyurl.com/2wbqum9:26 AM Feb 11th, 2008 from web
  1138. Newest GLOT ‘Monica has a Birthday’ – http://tinyurl.com/2sh9x36:22 AM Feb 11th, 2008 from web
  1139. Ooh, this is gonna be a mighty fine glot…1:51 AM Feb 11th, 2008 from Snitter
  1140. In fact, I think I’m so inspired by gardening that I will finally bite the head off my solid chocolate banana slug.8:00 PM Feb 10th, 2008 from web
  1141. Wow, is it good to be gardening again. Die, weeds, die! In you go, wall-climbers.7:46 PM Feb 10th, 2008 from web
  1142. OMG–WTB single-wheel gyrocar PST.7:40 PM Feb 9th, 2008 from Snitter
  1143. I’m going to Monica’s Birthday http://www.monicasbirthday….. Anybody else going?12:21 PM Feb 9th, 2008 from Snitter
  1144. Newest GLOT ‘Several Posts in One’ – http://tinyurl.com/327etk2:58 AM Feb 9th, 2008 from web
  1145. is sending sweet farewell notes to girls he’s never met, just because he feels sad and because he can.1:02 AM Feb 9th, 2008 from Snitter
  1146. I’m making the most of the Consu-shutdown. For one thing, I figured out what YASN stands for.12:44 AM Feb 9th, 2008 from Snitter
  1147. Newest GLOT ‘Why I Do Web Design’ – http://tinyurl.com/2tvs5c10:23 PM Feb 8th, 2008 from web
  1148. is very sad to hear that Consumating will be going offline. Unlike some, *cough* @Ozreiuosn *cough*.3:43 PM Feb 8th, 2008 from web
  1149. Glasses are finally ready, after a call. Guess I just need to pick them up, and get an easier-to-write number. Stupid doctor’s handwriting.3:26 PM Feb 8th, 2008 from web
  1150. Great! My glasses are done. Silly optometrist. I just need to get an easier-to-remember phone number, is all.3:13 PM Feb 8th, 2008 from Snitter
  1151. Great! My glasses are done. I just need to get an easier-to-remember phone number, is all.3:12 PM Feb 8th, 2008 from Snitter
  1152. Newest GLOT ‘These Are the Graffiti in My Neighborhood’ – http://tinyurl.com/2nahbc11:40 PM Feb 7th, 2008 from web
  1153. I also sometimes forget that everything I tweet is then repeated on BOTH blogs… oh, dear. Didn’t mean to offend, website.5:08 PM Feb 7th, 2008 from Snitter
  1154. The longer I do web design the more I hate my computer. And life.4:55 PM Feb 7th, 2008 from Snitter
  1155. @germinator, for the record, Mr. Obama. I agree with him on many things, and I think Hillary is a dumb name with a dumb record.10:36 PM Feb 5th, 2008 from web in reply to jeromegv
  1156. I now have in my possession a sticker that says “I voted!” Two guesses why.6:11 PM Feb 5th, 2008 from web
  1157. Ok, I stayed up too late, but I’m happy with all the things I did. A balanced lifestyle is sometimes difficult to recognize.7:01 AM Feb 5th, 2008 from web
  1158. Back from the bus, kinda wanna write the driver a nice note. Thanks, Chicken!2:18 AM Feb 5th, 2008 from web
  1159. Still wish I had a taste for karaoke. Part of the problem is that most places don’t keep Emir Kusturica and the No Smoking Orchestra on …10:41 PM Feb 4th, 2008 from txt
  1160. Right now, Chicken John does karaoke: “Under the Boardwalk.” Small steps.10:24 PM Feb 4th, 2008 from txt
  1161. Lack of Twitter updates: my dog was put down yesterday. Today, Bad Movie Night on a bus. Small steps.10:22 PM Feb 4th, 2008 from txt
  1162. “The entries you write are more like articles, mine are more like conversations.” Yeah, yeah they kinda are.7:11 PM Feb 1st, 2008 from Snitter
  1163. Still obsessively reading interviews w/ Jeff VanderMeer.4:09 PM Jan 31st, 2008 from Snitter
  1164. Man… rainy weather means people don’t put as much free stuff out on the curb, for fear that NO ONE will get to use it later.3:58 PM Jan 31st, 2008 from Snitter
  1165. The more I become enamored of Jeff VanderMeer’s work, the more intensely I feel that it will someday require a large, large Wiki.1:50 AM Jan 31st, 2008 from Snitter
  1166. Orin… stop reading about spermaceti and finish that FTP music upload for @Ozreiuosn. Seriously.12:13 AM Jan 31st, 2008 from Snitter
  1167. Friend wants to know if he should donate a kidney. I blame January.6:04 PM Jan 30th, 2008 from txt
  1168. Seeing if girlie can get her permit, then seeing my moms @ UCSF. Chinatown, too, maybe. Getting out of the house = good.3:41 PM Jan 30th, 2008 from web
  1169. Thank goodness I don’t blog as much as I could. I’d be a writer.2:14 AM Jan 30th, 2008 from Snitter
  1170. Well, I figured out I’m voting for Obama, if for no other reason than the good will of this proposal: http://snurl.com/1ykda9:08 PM Jan 29th, 2008 from Snitter
  1171. Compromise: order Chinese to go and then get uno super burrito con al pastor just down one block… the urban advantage.6:29 PM Jan 29th, 2008 from txt
  1172. I crave burrito. Girlie craves sushi. What to do?5:58 PM Jan 29th, 2008 from Snitter
  1173. I am a master defragmenter. Sigh… waiting for reasons to celebrate something.3:20 PM Jan 29th, 2008 from Snitter
  1174. Even though I still greatly prefer the solitude of writing in DarkRoom, Flock’s blog post editor is remarkably useful. Praise to devs.1:17 PM Jan 29th, 2008 from Snitter
  1175. Those last two links are NOT new, but my plugin brilliantly sees they lack the “HasBeenTwittered” value… cause they’re older than Twitter.12:39 PM Jan 29th, 2008 from Snitter
  1176. Newest GLOT ‘Games Fun, Fun Good’ – http://tinyurl.com/2g37sr11:44 PM Jan 28th, 2008 from web
  1177. Newest GLOT ‘City of Cannibals’ – http://tinyurl.com/25rk6n11:24 PM Jan 28th, 2008 from web
  1178. I dunno if I’m ready for my dream job.11:13 PM Jan 28th, 2008 from Snitter
  1179. Such as today.11:13 PM Jan 28th, 2008 from Snitter
  1180. Sometimes one spends all day toiling to do a small task only to find much later the problem is caused by one’s own mental blockage.11:12 PM Jan 28th, 2008 from Snitter
  1181. Cognitive Association Dysfunction: can’t listen to some songs cause it sounds like being im’ed, a vibrating car makes you pick up the phone.9:07 PM Jan 28th, 2008 from web
  1182. The email consumes me. I am consumed. Stop talking, Dad. I’m getting a job.8:52 PM Jan 28th, 2008 from Snitter
  1183. Still doing research for the photo-folks: http://www.photo2text.com/O…7:37 PM Jan 28th, 2008 from Snitter
  1184. Got a job response from the Photo-folk that I wrote to more’n a week ago. Wouldn’t it be awesome if I got the job I wanted, on the 1st try?3:27 PM Jan 28th, 2008 from Snitter
  1185. It’s the small things that one really grows to appreciate living here in SF, like one day being able to park somewhere near your residence.2:03 PM Jan 28th, 2008 from Snitter
  1186. arrr… good morning. what a beautiful day for it to be the morning after… blarg.11:03 AM Jan 28th, 2008 from web
  1187. “Tell the people you love how much they mean to you” -fortune cookie. Hey, I love you.2:55 PM Jan 27th, 2008 from txt
  1188. I wrote the girl I wrote about, out of courtesy. Hope it’s for Zebest.2:55 AM Jan 26th, 2008 from web
  1189. Newest GLOT ‘Spelling Bee(r)’ – http://tinyurl.com/ysh25u2:23 AM Jan 26th, 2008 from web
  1190. Cameraphone pictures are so dumb. Especially the ones I like that I upload.1:44 AM Jan 26th, 2008 from web
  1191. And yet here I am, the interface is beautiful, the builtin Flickr uploader can’t be beat, though it IS sucking half my available RAM.8:32 PM Jan 25th, 2008 from web
  1192. I have a love/hate relationship with the Flock browser. I just spent the last 2 hours of my life x-ferring things over from another copy.8:31 PM Jan 25th, 2008 from web
  1193. Oh dear, here I am again in front of the computer. Am I addicted to the internet? Maybe. Pfft… I could quit anytime I wanted.8:02 PM Jan 24th, 2008 from web
  1194. My medical experience yesterday is now a matter of public record—I just took a big blog all over it. Check the LJ, folks.6:05 PM Jan 24th, 2008 from web
  1195. Lynae is going with her brother to drop off his kids’ homework. There’s something very comfortable about suburban boredom.4:30 PM Jan 24th, 2008 from web
  1196. I totally hung out with these folks on Saturday, and now they’re on LaughingSquid: http://snipurl.com/1y6nr. Lynae got hit on by ’em.4:14 PM Jan 24th, 2008 from web
  1197. @ozreiuosn: Pustula the Unpoppable? Mr. Grossypants? Rikki-zitti-tavi? The White Spot? ANWAR? Oil Monger 4000? Dot?4:12 PM Jan 24th, 2008 from web in reply to Ozreiuosn
  1198. Second night in Vacaville. Tomorrow back in the city. There is a cat here, and it makes all the difference in the world.1:18 AM Jan 24th, 2008 from web
  1199. @girlsgonemad iPod? Magical! There is no joy greater than… well, spiritual enlightenment, but it’s nice to have great music with you, too.11:42 PM Jan 23rd, 2008 from web in reply to girlsgonemad
  1200. Hey everyone, will be out of town a few days. Lynae’s mom has passed away. Will be tending to arrangements and helping her out and whatnot.12:19 PM Jan 22nd, 2008 from web
  1201. Spent today hanging out with @girlsgonemad. Like, since I got up. Which was 3:00pm. Eeee… Thanks Caitlin!10:22 PM Jan 21st, 2008 from Snitter
  1202. @girlsgonemad Where are you going? 1992?6:49 PM Jan 20th, 2008 from Snitter in reply to girlsgonemad
  1203. Newest GLOT ‘A Non-Novel Experience’ – http://tinyurl.com/2d3qlz2:37 AM Jan 20th, 2008 from web
  1204. Finishing a blog post after an experience is long over gives one enough emotional distance to not care terribly horribly.2:36 AM Jan 20th, 2008 from Snitter
  1205. One of my goals while I’m unemployed is to clear out all/most of the half-written Glot posts. There’s only about 5-6 as of now. I write.2:15 AM Jan 20th, 2008 from Snitter
  1206. I found the Yoda fountain by memory tonight. My only previous locating experience? Flickr geotagged photos.1:46 AM Jan 20th, 2008 from Snitter
  1207. @sfslim sounds just like home, it sounds to me.12:54 AM Jan 20th, 2008 from Snitter in reply to sfslim
  1208. Yesterday: my mom’s mad at me b/c she thinks I want to ask for money. This is not my plan at all, I say. Now, brother says shes “pissed.”3:10 PM Jan 19th, 2008 from Snitter
  1209. @girlsgonemad I sympathize with first and sesecond statement. Sorry lady. Perk up, buttercup.2:20 PM Jan 19th, 2008 from Snitter in reply to girlsgonemad
  1210. I <3 Chicken John. Circus Ridiculous! was awesome. Dancing rats, reverse stripper, but no booze in the bar. I suspect civil gov’t sab …1:49 AM Jan 19th, 2008 from Snitter
  1211. Still debating if I am to go on the Caco-zone trip to AZ. Gas will cost ~$250, which coincidentally is how much the towing impound lot cost.9:40 PM Jan 17th, 2008 from web
  1212. @germinator since I finished writing about the silly not-Burningman roadtrip, that’s since when.9:25 PM Jan 17th, 2008 from web in reply to jeromegv
  1213. Newest GLOT ‘Last Week in August’ – http://tinyurl.com/2a247q12:30 AM Jan 17th, 2008 from web
  1214. Friday parking found. Snitter works again. Partition recovered waiting overnight. Now I just need to find $355 on the ground or something.9:21 AM Jan 16th, 2008 from Snitter
  1215. Newest GLOT ‘Small Discovery’ – http://tinyurl.com/2aqewf2:48 AM Jan 16th, 2008 from web
  1216. I managed to fit that entire character string in at exactly 140 characters, and did it artfully. Hm. Twitter is the new Haiku.2:05 AM Jan 16th, 2008 from web
  1217. Hard drive partition merge failed. Snitter is broken from new install. $355 in towing fines. 9am tomorrow must move the truck. Today sucked.2:04 AM Jan 16th, 2008 from web
  1218. Two albums by She Mob uploaded to What.cd. Now I can feel that I’ve done something today. Not that it’ll be the only thing…5:24 PM Jan 14th, 2008 from Snitter
  1219. The responses so far have been very, very nice. Think this morning I’ll make bacon.3:01 PM Jan 14th, 2008 from Snitter
  1220. Newest GLOT ‘It’s Not Working’ – http://tinyurl.com/2ga6lc5:02 AM Jan 14th, 2008 from web
  1221. I’m finally writing about it publicly.3:13 AM Jan 14th, 2008 from Snitter
  1222. Now is the time for sushi. That’ll help me get un-sick.7:19 PM Jan 11th, 2008 from Snitter
  1223. Cleaning up yard debris, I discovered some earthworms. Hey! No, actually salamanders in disguise: http://snurl.com/1x7lc6:17 PM Jan 11th, 2008 from Snitter
  1224. Back from Sac, Lynae’s great uncle decided he didn’t have to rip out catherters today. Now to watch ST:VOY w/ Andy Dick. ANDY DICK.12:52 AM Jan 11th, 2008 from Snitter
  1225. Friend & ex-coworker doing stand-up at Brainwash, Moffat Field hearing on Hanger 1, but it looks like we’re going to Lynae’s family dinner3:22 PM Jan 10th, 2008 from Snitter
  1226. I wake up this morning with a craving for Connections…10:35 AM Jan 10th, 2008 from Snitter
  1227. Never had my eyeballs dialated with drops. Doesn’t feel like much, but it feels unnatural.11:51 AM Jan 9th, 2008 from txt
  1228. At the eye doctors, although I’m not scoring too well… It’s been awhile.11:45 AM Jan 9th, 2008 from txt
  1229. is watching “Kinky Boots” and enjoying it too much. That’s right, sod off job! Tomorrow I blog the full ridiculousness, in public.1:29 AM Jan 9th, 2008 from Snitter
  1230. I have so much else to worry about, and yet still I am really really eager to watch Connections with James Burke. I am a science nerd.9:40 PM Jan 8th, 2008 from Snitter
  1231. Health benefits still good till February, though. Way to light a fire under my ass and make some appointments.6:13 PM Jan 8th, 2008 from Snitter
  1232. For LJ friends only – “Now You Know” http://snurl.com/1wxzg5:35 PM Jan 8th, 2008 from Snitter
  1233. Motherfuck. Let it be known that I have now officially been fired over a keyboard.3:12 PM Jan 8th, 2008 from txt
  1234. I love my dad: Light bursts through thick fog – Fractals from the sun overcome – Moisture from the night11:39 AM Jan 8th, 2008 from web
  1235. Thank heaven! I’ve finally found a torrent for the impossible-to-find Connections series hosted by Janes Burke: http://snurl.com/1wwxk11:14 AM Jan 8th, 2008 from Snitter
  1236. Gettting sick is the most helpless part of being sick. You can feel it coming but there’s nothing you can do to stop it.8:55 AM Jan 8th, 2008 from Snitter
  1237. Newest GLOT ‘Wishing Away the Smell’ – http://tinyurl.com/2x6las2:38 AM Jan 8th, 2008 from web
  1238. It’s offical. I’m a registered Etsy member now. Let the torrent begin.10:34 PM Jan 7th, 2008 from Snitter
  1239. @Ozreiuosn to all Oz’z struggling to find meaning in a troubled and chaotic world: you’re still awesome even amongst all the crumbling.6:54 PM Jan 6th, 2008 from Snitter in reply to Ozreiuosn
  1240. Hey, blue skies outside! Oh, wait… that’s just a dim twilight on the grey, overcast Kafka novel that is the heavens.5:17 PM Jan 6th, 2008 from web
  1241. I write letters to peoples so dey don’t make with the firings of self. Thanks much!3:55 PM Jan 6th, 2008 from web
  1242. New blog entry ‘This Keyboard I Got’ – http://tinyurl.com/27eygr1:15 AM Jan 6th, 2008 from web
  1243. @Ozreiuosn: and now I must respond in kind, thou saucy East Bay wench. http://snurl.com/1wp6l11:04 PM Jan 5th, 2008 from Snitter in reply to Ozreiuosn
  1244. is at the Post Yule Pyre despite all good advice to the contrary.7:54 PM Jan 5th, 2008 from txt
  1245. Well, I guess I can’t use that “old” keyboard @ work anymore. OCD is a terrible disease.1:31 PM Jan 5th, 2008 from txt
  1246. They sell on eBay for slightly less than the $30-60 which I remember, but still… this is the find of the year fershure12:15 PM Jan 5th, 2008 from web
  1247. I cannot fucking believe I am typing on a fucking Model M keyboard that I got for free. THIS IS AMAZING!!!!11:44 AM Jan 5th, 2008 from web
  1248. It’s alive! For those unfamiliar with my newest love: http://www.clickykeyboards….11:22 AM Jan 5th, 2008 from web
  1249. Hold on… ‘fore I swipe this whole thing with a baby’s diaper, I should check if the damned thing works.11:00 AM Jan 5th, 2008 from web
  1250. And now I have proceeded to obsessively clean each individual, interchangeable, exquisite key.10:52 AM Jan 5th, 2008 from web
  1251. I have just scored a genuine IBM Model M keyboard… I can feel the springs buckle, THE SPRINGS!!10:51 AM Jan 5th, 2008 from web
  1252. Experimenting in Photoshop to create… multiple Orins.2:54 AM Jan 4th, 2008 from Snitter
  1253. Listening to Godspeed You Black Emperor and looking at photos of an abandoned hospital (http://snurl.com/1wj1e). When did I get so emo?6:39 PM Jan 3rd, 2008 from Snitter
  1254. Whoa! The girlfriend of Mr. Barrett just gave me $40 despite my protests otherwise. I wasn’t serious about recouping that 18¢ loss.2:45 PM Jan 2nd, 2008 from web
  1255. @Ozreiuosn: care to share with the rest of us?12:35 PM Jan 2nd, 2008 from web in reply to Ozreiuosn
  1256. Have I mentioned that my new 4½ hour Gypsy SuperAdventure mix is FUCKING AMAZING and I win at “music choices?”11:55 AM Jan 2nd, 2008 from web
  1257. The Irish consulate just called… Mr. Barrett is finally coming to claim his passport. Let’s see this Mystery Man face to face.10:10 AM Jan 2nd, 2008 from web
  1258. Must share horribly aweful and totally weirdo-cool Flickr set I found: http://snurl.com/1wbo9 (NSFW!)7:40 PM Jan 1st, 2008 from Snitter

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