It’s kind of a tangled ball of string that you have to pluck delicately painstakingly apart; a string that unravels your favorite shirt; a string that trips you in the dark; a string stretched taut between the limits of your patience; the same string scraped by the 10 year-old violinist torturing their parents; it’s a string that makes no sense; a string that defies the reality of the universe.
Much as I’d like to be speaking at length on the failures of string theory in the past 20 years—which I can’t—I’m not. I think instead another list is called for.
- Planned Parenthood: If you’re gonna try to bill me for things that you said were free, have the balls to call me back. We can have a discussion like civilized people/organizations. Just because you misrepresented information and didn’t ever contact me after my appointment, like the bad one-night stand that I never had, doesn’t mean we can’t be civil. Step off.
- CSUMB Administration & Records: Please mail my transcripts to me. Please do it now, not when you feel like it. This is important, cause otherwise I don’t go to SF State on the 24th. And you don’t get to continue not stepping off. Step off.
- S.F.P.D. Meter Maid Task Force: You need to call me back too. And then we can discuss under what circumstances, exactly, free parking isn’t free. Steppoff.
- My Computer: Houda, you heard me, that was totally uncalled for the other day. Getting unplugged and losing all my work was out of line. You made the list, nowsssstephoff.
- Email Spammer Using my Domain: I’m just gonna tell you up front, and we’ll keep this simple: you need to DIE. Step off da face of da Urf.
OHthatFEELSgood—out, damned string.
2 replies on “The Nature of Frustration”
You have a unique and elegant way of being a whiner-butt. I don’t know the context of your various frustrations, but irregardless, I say get past it. Take care of business. Long experience tells me (and you) that these people don’t care. If they do care they don’t see the situation from your perspective. Try getting enough perspective that you can resolve these things, and don’t drag them out, because ultimately you pay for them anyway. Just get it over with and move on. I do have some sympathy and am amused by your eloquence, however, reality steps on not off.
I was gonna make a comment like Gerry’s, but he did it so eloquently…ah, the skill involved in being an elegant whiner-butt…if only we could do it so well…