- I have a thick beard, and it’s getting thicker by the day.
- I’ve got a sore spot on the bottom left where I bit my lip, and it hasn’t healed yet because I keep sneezing too hard.
- My teeth are crooked.
- I only brush once a day.
- I’ve lost the Burt’s Beez stuff and am back onto the Nivea Lip Care addiction.
- You might accidentally suck my lips off (you don’t know! it could happen!)
- People tell me I smell, just in general.
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One reply on “Reasons Not to Kiss Me”
ahh, I would still kiss you…but only in a maternal fashion. You know, many of these can be corrected…guess it depends on how badly you want to be kissed…